Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. Arthur also realizes that he can make money by charging people to fill a seat in their car, allowing them ride in the carpool lane. watch
When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to join him at a Neil Diamond concert, he discovers that Joe was only acting like his friend to get him alone so that he and his fellow Priority Plus drivers could play a trick on Doug. watch
Carrie is happy that Doug lets her Dad (Jerry Stiller) move in with them, until she finds out that Dad is still up to his old tricks. watch