Wed Sep 2 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Unfortunate Little Schnauzer(Season 3, Episode 17) FX-E

Charlie is tricked by his mom and Alan into attending a jingle writers awards dinner, a prize he's never won, where he has to endure comments from a pompous multiple winner (Jon Lovitz). Gordon: J.D. Walsh.

Wed Sep 2 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenThe Spit-Covered Cobbler(Season 3, Episode 18) FX-E

Alan starts paying his girlfriend's bills and runs into financial problems.

Wed Sep 2 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenGolly Moses, She's a Muffin(Season 3, Episode 19) FX-E

Alan's girlfriend (April Bowlby) moves in with him, and the new situation creates tension in the house.

Wed Sep 2 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenAlways a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro(Season 3, Episode 20) FX-E

While Alan rushes to Kandi, who's living with Judith, to try and win his girlfriend back, Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother (Gail O'Grady). Meanwhile, Kandi sets Judith up on a date with her dad (Kevin Sorbo). Kandi: April Bowlby.

Wed Sep 2 4:00pm
Mike & MollyEight Is Enough(Season 4, Episode 22) FX-E

In the Season 4 finale, Molly is ecstatic to be accepted into a prestigious eight-week writer's workshop, but Mike isn't thrilled about having his wife gone for the entire summer.

Wed Sep 2 4:30pm
Mike & MollyPilot(Season 1, Episode 1) FX-E

Teacher Molly Flynn and Chicago police officer Mike Biggs fall in love when, in the opener, they meet at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting and Molly invites Mike to speak to her fourth-grade class about his job.

Wed Sep 2 5:00pm
Mike & MollyFirst Date(Season 1, Episode 2) FX-E

Molly gets a cold before a date with Mike, but her decision to take cold medicine before the outing turns out to be a bad choice.

Wed Sep 2 5:30pm
Mike & MollyFirst Kiss(Season 1, Episode 3) FX-E

Mike gets a bruised ego when he and Molly go on a bowling date.

Wed Sep 2 7:30pm
Bulletproof STARZ

An undercover cop is assigned to escort a fugitive to Los Angeles, where his testimony will help put a drug kingpin behind bars. Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler. Colton: James Caan. Bledsoe: Jeep Swenson. Capt. Jensen: James Farentino.

Thu Sep 3 11:30am
Two and a Half MenGolly Moses, She's a Muffin(Season 3, Episode 19) FX-E

Alan's girlfriend (April Bowlby) moves in with him, and the new situation creates tension in the house.

Thu Sep 3 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenAlways a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro(Season 3, Episode 20) FX-E

While Alan rushes to Kandi, who's living with Judith, to try and win his girlfriend back, Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother (Gail O'Grady). Meanwhile, Kandi sets Judith up on a date with her dad (Kevin Sorbo). Kandi: April Bowlby.

Thu Sep 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenAnd the Plot Moistens(Season 3, Episode 21) FX-E

Alan falls for Jake's teacher (Julia Campbell), whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his audition for the school musical.

Thu Sep 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenJust Once With Aunt Sophie(Season 3, Episode 22) FX-E

When a girl (Stephanie Brown) invites Jake to his first boy-girl party, Charlie robs Alan of the chance to offer his son advice on women by beating him to the task. Alan also feels slighted that Charlie never gave him that much-needed advice in their youth (more…)

Thu Sep 3 4:00pm
Mike & MollyMike's Not Ready(Season 1, Episode 4) FX-E

Molly misunderstands Mike's intention when he turns down her offer to come inside the house after their third date.

Thu Sep 3 4:30pm
Mike & MollyCarl Is Jealous(Season 1, Episode 5) FX-E

Carl is jealous when Mike spends more time with Molly than he does with him, prompting Mike to invite Carl on a double date.

Fri Sep 4 2:10am
Mike & MollyMike's Apartment(Season 1, Episode 6) FX-E

Mike plans for romance when he invites Molly to his apartment, but his hopes are dashed when his mom calls.

Fri Sep 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenAnd the Plot Moistens(Season 3, Episode 21) FX-E

Alan falls for Jake's teacher (Julia Campbell), whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his audition for the school musical.

Fri Sep 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenJust Once With Aunt Sophie(Season 3, Episode 22) FX-E

When a girl (Stephanie Brown) invites Jake to his first boy-girl party, Charlie robs Alan of the chance to offer his son advice on women by beating him to the task. Alan also feels slighted that Charlie never gave him that much-needed advice in their youth (more…)

Fri Sep 4 2:30pm
Mike & MollyAfter the Lovin'(Season 1, Episode 7) FX-E

Mike is overly affectionate with Molly after he spends the weekend with her, and Carl advises him to back off a little.

Fri Sep 4 3:00pm
Mike & MollyMike Snores(Season 1, Episode 8) FX-E

Molly is troubled by Mike's snoring problem.

Fri Sep 4 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenArguments for the Quickie(Season 3, Episode 23) FX-E

Part 1 of two. Mia's dance troupe is in town and she reserves four ballet tickets for the Harpers, but Charlie is suspicious of her motives for seeing him again. Jennifer: Cheyenne Casebier. Theresa: Maria Tornberg. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier.

Fri Sep 4 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite(Season 3, Episode 24) FX-E

Conclusion. As Charlie and Mia make wedding plans, Alan and Jake are concerned about where they will live. And Rose doesn't take the wedding news well. Leon: John Vance. Rev. Yarnell: Steven Shaw.

Sat Sep 5 9:30am
Two and a Half MenWorking for Caligula(Season 4, Episode 1) FX-E

Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis. Sally: Marisa Tayui. Tina: Sandra McCoy. Cindy: Mia Kelly. Marie: Katie Weaver.

Sat Sep 5 10:00am
Two and a Half MenWho's Vod Kanockers?(Season 4, Episode 2) FX-E

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo).

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