Geoffrey expresses his doubts about his theater career.
Hip guy talks to his son (He's 45)
Darryl has a blind date in a restaurant with a woman on the rebound.
Boring teacher has affair during class.
It is the year 1997, shortly after the *really* great war and the remains of humanity search for their poets.
Gavin prices meat while his mom gets a makeover.
If he ever let the monkeys out of the house, they'd be running the town inside a week.
It's a fact, her Uncle Tony can spit really far
What if there were people whose heads resembled beautifully wrapped presents!
Finding a shoe store from a guy who "speaks not a word of English."
Two agents in a bar in L..A. try to order drinks after last call.
He'll give ya a dollar for it.
It's Christmas Eve and five kids have just been snowed in at the airport - and there isn't a parent in sight. "Unaccompanied Minors" follows awkward Spencer (Dyllan Christopher --"Seabiscuit," "Armageddon"), rich-girl Grace (Gina Mantegna -- "13 Going on 30," "Uncle Nino"), tomboy Donna (Quinn Shephard), geeky Charlie (Tyler James Williams -- TV's "Everybody Hates Chris," TV's "Sesame Street") and bashful Beef (Brett Kelly -- "Bad Santa," "Out Cold") as they try to outwit a disgruntled airport official (Lewis Black -- TV's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," "The Aristocrats") and reunite with their families. Using "borrowed" golf-carts, a canoe on a snow hill and the help of a reluctant flight attendant (Wilmer Valderrama -- TV's "That 70's Show," "Summer Catch"), these kids are about to prove the holidays aren't about where you are, but who you're with.
Snowed in en route to their father's house two "Unaccompanied Minors" Spencer and Katherine are ushered to airport's Unaccompanied Minors Room, a cell for stranded, parent-free kids.
It's Christmas Eve, and a handful of kids are stranded at a busy airport in the Midwest. The kids make the airport their playground and ultimately create a holiday of their own.
It's 1933 in Winnipeg and the Great Depression is in full bloom. Beer Baroness Lady Port-Huntly (Isabella Rossellini) announces a global competition to determine the saddest music in the world, and musicians from across the globe pour into town to vie for the whopping $25,000 prize. Sobbing Mexican Mariachis, dour Scottish Bagpipers, woeful West African drummers and numerous other grief-stricken ensembles give it their all. Down-on-his-luck Broadway producer Chester Kent (Mark McKinney) and his amnesiac girlfriend Narcissa (Maria de Medeiros) return home to his native Winnipeg as the United States entry in the contest. He soon finds himself embroiled in a family reunion as treacherous and twisted as the competition itself. Ultimately, a cataclysmic fire and the machinations of fate sort matters out for the sad characters and the denizens of the saddest city on earth. Part musical melodrama, part tongue-in-cheek social satire, Guy Madden's expressionistic film achieves a level of lunacy rarely seen since the Marx Brothers.
Isabella Rossellini is the owner of a brewery that sponsors a competition to find the saddest music on Earth. As musicians vie for the $25,000 prize, the world listens in on the radio.
The Saturday Night Live character gets a big screen treatment.
Yet another recurring character from Saturday Night Live makes the jump to the big screen in this comedy. Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) is the host of a radio call-in show in which he dispenses advice on the fine art of seduction, for which he seems to have quite a talent - rather surprising, seeing that he's usually broke, nearly everything he says sounds crass and obvious, and he possesses a fashion sense that would have been gauche in the mid-1970s but seems just plain freakish today. After finally going too far during a broadcast, Leon is fired, but he receives a note from one of his former flames who wants him to come back to her - and is willing to support him in high style. This sounds just fine with Leon, except she hasn't signed her name, and now Leon has to backtrack through his numerous conquests of the past and figure out who wants him to work his love magic. Meanwhile, a group of husbands who've been cuckolded by Leon, led by Barney (Lee Evans) and Lance (Will Ferrell), are hot on his trail, eager to get revenge. The Ladies' Man also stars Tiffani Thiessen and Karyn Parsons as two of the ladies in Leon's life and Billy Dee Williams as the ultra-smooth proprietor of Lester's Straight-Up Lounge.
When her ex, Jeffrey, arrives with divorce papers in hand, Rudi smells a rat. She discovers that he’s trying to marry an elderly heiress – who not only wants Rudi’s husband, but her kids as well. The battle is on.
Struck by lightning, Apple becomes a miracle child complete with healing powers and followers, which Rudi embraces for all its perks. When Apple’s faithful become overwhelming, Rudi must searches for a way to disperse them.
During her attempt to quit smoking, Rudi invites a group of NYC hipsters to her house to “immerse” themselves in suburbia – while she immerses herself in their second-hand smoke. Dick brings home a new-age class pet and struggles to keep him alive.
Taking over Apple’s school play, Rudi replaces the cast and crew – including Apple. But when Apple and the other kids lose it, Rudi realizes she may have gone too far. Joel develops a crush on Rudi with a disastrous outcome.
To avoid concerns that she’s on the prowl, Rudi invents a fake boyfriend. 2Bit provides Rudi with the newest in erotic technology, a Sexbot, that turns out to be more than she bargained for. Meanwhile, sparks fly between Dick and his new tutor Agnes Chu.
Threatened with exclusion from Apple’s sleepover circuit, Rudi hosts one of her own, but it quickly spins out of control when the nanny she hires kidnaps the kids. Meanwhile, Dick has a video game session that scares the crap out of him.
Rudi hires an undocumented worker to tame her unruly garden. She marries gardener Salvador to prevent his possible deportation and Greg ends up deported. Bullied by Travis, Dick becomes a power-crazy, sugar-addicted Lemonade King who hits rock bottom.
Watch a presentation of the Bible as written by Dr. Seuss, as well as "The Nobody Likes Us" guys on a date in a restaurant and Mark and Kevin sing about the fat man across the road. Sketches include: Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date. Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, and Dr. Seuss Bible
A collection of the fan's favorite sketches, followed by more Head Crusher devastation and the forever unlucky in love Cabbage Head. Sketches include: Hey You Millionaire, Crying Guy, Crush Your Head Part 1, Cabbage Head, Romeo, Crush Your Head Part 2, Buddy Cole, Reg, Crush Your Head Part 3
This Best-Of compilation feautures fan-favorite characters such as the Head Crusher and Buddy. Sketches include: Death Row,The Banker Doesn't Like Us, Buddy's Better, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Citizen Kane, Car Ride, Womyn, Crushing Your Head Part 3, and The Banker Doesn't Like Us #2
The crazy Sizzler sisters perform their lounge act and news anchorman cannot stop laughing while trying to report the news. Meanwhile, Kathie the secretary, wins Miss Canada. Sketches include: Mark's Newscast: Paper Airplanes, Sizzler & Sizzler, Pageant, Tony and Nick, Mark's Newscast: Meech Lake, A Little Something, and Phone
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