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Fri Jul 29 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenSquab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab(Season 2, Episode 23) FX

A women's volleyball team walks into a bar. It's no joke, but a godsend for Alan and Charlie, who are drinking away the guilt of letting Jake stay with Evelyn. Danielle: Catherine McCord. Kimberly: Christina Chambers. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T (more…)

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Fri Jul 29 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenDoes This Smell Funny to You?(Season 2, Episode 24) FX

In the second-season finale, told through flashbacks as Jake reads a report to his class, an angry husband (Orson Bean) confronts Charlie for sleeping with his wife. Natalie: Karen Trella. Teacher: Patricia Bethune. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

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Fri Jul 29 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenWeekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts(Season 3, Episode 1) FX

Alan is laid up after falling off the roof, so Charlie spends a weekend caring for Jake, whose needs and wants interfere with Charlie's social life. Betsy: Kim Oja.

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Fri Jul 29 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenPrincipal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover(Season 3, Episode 2) FX

Charlie answers phones at Alan's chiropractic office while his brother's away, and turns the place into a brothel when he hires a masseuse. Meanwhile, Alan has to meet with Jake's principal to discuss a picture Jake drew. Coco: Candace Kita. Tanya: Anna Ph (more…)

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Sat Jul 30 8:00am
Two and a Half MenCarpet Burns and a Bite Mark(Season 3, Episode 3) FX

When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart. Sandy and Mandy Bentley guest star. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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Sat Jul 30 8:30am
Two and a Half MenYour Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs(Season 3, Episode 4) FX

Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

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Sat Jul 30 9:00am
Two and a Half MenWe Call It Mr. Pinky(Season 3, Episode 5) FX

Charlie becomes impotent when armchair psychoanalyst Rose tells him he has unresolved issues with his mom. Meanwhile, Alan gets angry when Charlie gives Jake advice about girls. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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Sat Jul 30 9:30am
Two and a Half MenHi, Mr. Horned One(Season 3, Episode 6) FX

Charlie is thrilled that he's dating a hot, exciting woman (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), but Alan can't find much to like about her. In fact, he's sure that she has put a curse on both Charlie and him.

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Sun Jul 31 2:00am
Two and a Half MenCarpet Burns and a Bite Mark(Season 3, Episode 3) FX

When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart. Sandy and Mandy Bentley guest star. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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Sun Jul 31 2:30am
Two and a Half MenYour Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs(Season 3, Episode 4) FX

Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

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Mon Aug 1 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenSleep Tight, Puddin' Pop(Season 3, Episode 7) FX

Martin Sheen guest stars as Rose's dad, who confronts Charlie and asks what his intentions are towards his daughter after an inebriated Charlie sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Margaret: June Squibb. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Alan: Jo (more…)

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Mon Aug 1 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Voodoo That I Do Do(Season 3, Episode 8) FX

Charlie dupes Jake into joining a ballet class just so he can flirt with the teacher (Emmanuelle Vaugier). Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

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Tue Aug 2 11:30am
Two and a Half MenSleep Tight, Puddin' Pop(Season 3, Episode 7) FX

Martin Sheen guest stars as Rose's dad, who confronts Charlie and asks what his intentions are towards his daughter after an inebriated Charlie sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Margaret: June Squibb. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Alan: Jo (more…)

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Tue Aug 2 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Voodoo That I Do Do(Season 3, Episode 8) FX

Charlie dupes Jake into joining a ballet class just so he can flirt with the teacher (Emmanuelle Vaugier). Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

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Tue Aug 2 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend(Season 3, Episode 9) FX

Cloris Leachman plays Charlie's wealthy neighbor who wants Alan to be her boy toy. Meanwhile, Jake wants to send money to a televangelist. Kim: April Bowlby. Hector: Phil Abrams. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

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Tue Aug 2 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenSomething Salty and Twisted(Season 3, Episode 10) FX

Charlie helps Alan with his unhealthy need to always to gain approval from women. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Alan: Jon Cryer.

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Wed Aug 3 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend(Season 3, Episode 9) FX

Cloris Leachman plays Charlie's wealthy neighbor who wants Alan to be her boy toy. Meanwhile, Jake wants to send money to a televangelist. Kim: April Bowlby. Hector: Phil Abrams. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

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Wed Aug 3 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenSomething Salty and Twisted(Season 3, Episode 10) FX

Charlie helps Alan with his unhealthy need to always to gain approval from women. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Alan: Jon Cryer.

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Wed Aug 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Special Tug(Season 3, Episode 12) FX

Charlie goes to a psychiatrist (Jane Lynch) to try and learn how to deal with Alan's emotional problems. Terry: Andrea Bendewald. Beth: Valerie Azlynn.

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Wed Aug 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenHumiliation Is a Visual Medium(Season 3, Episode 13) FX

Charley uncharacteristically finds himself in a relationship that isn't based on sex.

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Thu Aug 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenThat Special Tug(Season 3, Episode 12) FX

Charlie goes to a psychiatrist (Jane Lynch) to try and learn how to deal with Alan's emotional problems. Terry: Andrea Bendewald. Beth: Valerie Azlynn.

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Thu Aug 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenHumiliation Is a Visual Medium(Season 3, Episode 13) FX

Charley uncharacteristically finds himself in a relationship that isn't based on sex.

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Thu Aug 4 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenLove Isn't Blind, It's Retarded(Season 3, Episode 14) FX

Charlie and Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) decide to make love, but after the long wait, he's worried that he won't live up to her expectations. Meanwhile, Alan has his hands full with one of Charlie's former lovers. Kandi: April Bowlby. Alan: Jon Cryer.

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Thu Aug 4 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenMy Tongue Is Meat(Season 3, Episode 15) FX

Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) and Charlie clash over his lifestyle.

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