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April 12, 2007: Safety Training

I am so drunk. I am so drunk, I can hardly control my redheaded tongue. Meredith from The Office here. There's no telling what I'll say about Jim and Pam and the rest of the Office dirt. God help the bartender. He's like a priest. He hears things in the strictest of confidence in my drunken stupor. I can't tell you the bar or the bartender in case he has a weak moment. I am not waiting for the black coffee to kick in.OK, here goes. This is the real story. Jim and Pam are never going to get together... in this week's episode, "Safety Training." Don't repeat that. You seem nice enough. You won't tell anyone that I said that, will you? It's hot in here. I better open a window. I am drunk because I miss everyone. We just stopped working two weeks ago. Why am I drunk? That's why I am drunk. Is anybody listening to ol' Mer? Is anybody else feeling hot? I hope that's dried oatmeal on my sweater. I am drunk.But who am I trying to kid? I'd be drunk even if I was at work. Anyway....I am just ... read full article
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The whole Portokalos family is worried about Toula (Nia Vardalos) as she is still unmarried...
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Gigli, is a new romantic gangster comedy from director Martin Brest about a lowly thug who...
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Russian trailer for You Don't Mess with the Zohan shows a few new segments from the film.
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We get even more footage for You Don't Mess with the Zohan which is due in theaters on June...
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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (Actor - Gail) 2008 Movie
Jerry Lewis Telethon (Performer) 2006 TV Show Series
The Engagement Ring (Actor - Alicia Rosa Anselmi) 2005 TV Show Series
Broadway: The Golden Age -- By The Legends Who Were There (Actor) 2004 Movie
Gigli (Actor - Mrs. Gigli) 2003 Movie

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April 12, 2007: Safety Training

I am so drunk. I am so drunk, I can hardly control my redheaded tongue. Meredith from The Office here. There's no telling what I'll say about Jim and Pam and the rest of the Office dirt. God help the bartender. He's like a priest. He hears things in the strictest of confidence in my drunken stupor. I can't tell you the bar or the bartender in case he has a weak moment. I am not waiting for the black coffee to kick in.OK, here goes. This is the real story. Jim and Pam are never going to get together... in this week's episode, "Safety Training." Don't repeat that. You seem nice enough. You won't tell anyone that I said that, will you? It's hot in here. I better open a window. I am drunk because I miss everyone. We just stopped working two weeks ago. Why am I drunk? That's why I am drunk. Is anybody listening to ol' Mer? Is anybody else feeling hot? I hope that's dried oatmeal on my sweater. I am drunk.But who am I trying to kid? I'd be drunk even if I was at work. Anyway....I am just ... read more

Wow, you're so amazing at ...

Question: Wow, you're so amazing at digging up trivia that I thought you may be able to get your hands on this little nugget. During the mid-'90s, perhaps '95-ish, there was a special on NBC starring Joey Lawrence, in which he sang some incredible song on stage at the end of the movie. I want to say that the title had something about a prince, maybe "Prince for a Day" or something like that. Any help with the song title? Thanks.


Answer: A pat on the back for you for a job well done in answering your own question, Jake. You're probably talking about the 1995 TV-movie Prince for a Day, an adaptation of Mark Twain's classic The Prince and the Pauper.

Appearing alongside such notables as Richard Belzer and Lainie Kazan, young Mr. Lawrence played both prince (pop star Ricky Prince) and the lookalike pauper (pizza delivery guy Ralph read more

Grey's Anatomy ABC was very smart...

Grey's AnatomyABC was very smart to give us a new episode tonight, since the SAGs ended at 10 pm. And what a great one it was. Hopefully people who never watched the show but were watching the awards and saw Sandra Oh win (yea, Sandra!) thought, "Hmm, this gal just won a Golden Globe and now a SAG award. Maybe I should check out her show tonight." Yes, Sandra was fabulous as she always is, but Katherine Heigl and Ellen Pompeo gave their best performances, by far. Maybe the creative staff wanted to spread the wealth and help the other actors join Sandra and Patrick Dempsey in the world of award nominations. So Izzie has an 11-year old daughter that she gave up. What a perfect way for us to find out, by having her give advice to that youn read more

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