11:18 — Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
11:18 — Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
11:18 — The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
11:18 — Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
11:18 — Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
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11:19 — After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
11:18 — Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
10:54 — The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
11:18 — One billion gods working inside three thrillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
11:13 — The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
11:15 — When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
11:17 — For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
11:18 — The Comening the Comening theComening theComeningtheComening theComeningtheComeningtheComening, etc.
11:17 — Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
11:19 — The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
11:18 — Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
11:18 — Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
- Birth Place: Longmont, Colorado, United States
- Profession: Actor, Writer, Stand-up comedian