Kid Creole and the Coconuts

John Anderson's campaign members haven't worked up the courage to tell him the election results

Joe Piscopo delivers the play-by-play at the nose wrestling match between Scottie Bockman and James Walker

Spokeswoman doubly relaxes by speedreading a book and listening to classical music at an accelerated rate.

Pinky and Leo Waxman interview Elliot Gould.

In a film by Randal Kleiser, a pair of shoes have sex on the beach.

A topless Gail Matthius demonstrates how women can self-examine themselves for breast cancer.

In a scene reminiscent of "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", Elliot Gould wakes up in bed with the new cast members, compares them to the original cast members, then answers their questions about SNL's glory days.

Charlie reports from the streets of NYC. Are Ny-ers nice?

In light of the new ruling regarding gays in the military, Sergeant Steve Brick discusses his plan for a Gay Brigade.