Kevin Eubanks

Question: Aw, Michael, I'm sorry you lost Sexiest Vegetarian honors to Kevin Eubanks! I guess no matter how powerful the Ask Ausiello platform is, it can't compete with Jay Leno putting a 100-foot billboard on his chin.

Answer: I honestly don't know how he sleeps at night. That has to be uncomfortable.

Question: So, where did you land on this year's Sexiest Vegetarians competition? I voted for you many times.

Answer: Yeah, well, all your hard work was for naught. The results were released yesterday and I finished fourth behind Kevin Eubanks, Milo Ventimiglia and Joaquin Phoenix. At the risk of sounding like a sore loser, Eubanks only won because of Jay Leno's endless Tonight Show plugs. I could've easily gone that route with my vast media empire, but, honestly, that kind of shameless shilling is beneath my dignity.