Kenneth Mars

Citizen Ruth -- Meet Ruth Stoops. She's homeless, dumb as a cinder block and loves to get high huffing spray paint. Life would be dandy if it weren't for one tiny problem-she's gotten herself knocked up for the umpteenth time, and it seems like everybody's got an opinion about what she should do.

Beer -- A Madison Avenue ad-agency executive devises a highly successful commercial campaign to sell beer.

Written largely by Monty Python veteran Graham Chapman and with an all-star comedic cast, "Yellowbeard" is a hilarious spoof of every pirate movie ever made. A 16th century raunchy pirate spoof in which everyone - Monty Python, Cheech and Chong, James Mason, Madeline Kahn, Peter Boyle - wants to get their hands on hidden pirate treasure. But first they have to capture Captain Yellowbeard's son, who has the map tatooed on his skull.

When high school students Molly Ringwald and Randall Batinkoff fall for each other, they wind up taking a crash course in adulthood in this contemporary romantic comedy. Molly ("The Breakfast Club,""Sixteen Candles") stars as a fledgling journalism student who can't wait to see her name in print. Randall is hoping for a scholarship to Cal Tech. On top of the world and in love, their futures seem idyllic until one little thing throws them off track - a baby. This unexpected "change of events" doesn't sit too well with their moms and dads, who just aren't ready to be grandparents. So Molly and Randall split from their families, get married and begin a life on their own with their new "bundle of job." It doesn't take long before the honeymoon is over, diapers are in, and late dates are out. But in the end, sharing kisses beats doing dishes as Molly, Randall and their families discover that the best love of all is...For Keeps.

Amos and Theodore the two bumbling outlaw wannabees from The Apple Dumpling Gang are back. They are trying to make it on their own. When they arrive at the town they are going to, all sorts of things go awry. They accidentally subdue the town's legendary lawman, Wooly Bill Hitchcock thus enraging him into tracking them down. They also are accused of bank robbery. And they "enlist" in the army, and burn down the fort. Amid all this the army is besieged by someone stealing their supplies.

Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Ducky and Petrie are back in an enchanting new, feature-length adventure from the beloved The Land Before Time series! Littlefoot has witnessed an amazing sight: a "stone of cold fire" that fell through the night sky and landed somewhere in the Smoking Mountains. But Littlefoot is the only one in the Great Valley who saw the stone and he can't find anyone who believes him. Petrie's long-lost uncle, Pterano, offers encouragement, but Petrie and his friends don't know that the shady Pterano has his own reasons for wanting to find the stone, which he believes has special powers. Searching for the truth, the young dinos venture out into the Mysterious Beyond... and enter a thrilling adventure beyond their imaginations! With beautiful animation, delightful songs and an unforgettable lesson about the value of friendship, this is a film families will cherish.

The Land Before Time VII. Littlefoot and his pals set off in search of a stone of cold fire that fell from the night sky.

This enchanting, feature-length family adventure features Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Ducky and Petrie, as well as delightful songs and an unforgettable lesson about the value of friendship.

This enchanting, feature-length family adventure features Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Ducky and Petrie, as well as delightful songs and an unforgettable lesson about the value of friendship.

Beyond the Great Valley lies an island of beauty and mystery. In this wondrous place, Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Ducky and Petrie will discover old and new friends, face exciting challenges, and share the adventure of a lifetime! It's a brand-new, song-filled, animated classic as the ongoing story of The Land Before Time continues. One day, a cloud of "Swarming Leaf Gobblers" descends upon the Great Valley and devours every plant in sight. Now the once-lush landscape is barren and empty, and the Valley herds must search for a new home until the leaves grow back. But when quarreling among the adults threatens to separate them, Littlefoot and his prehistoric pals set off on their own. Their search takes them across the Big Water - where strange creatures live and swim - to the shores of a mysterious island where they become reacquainted with Chomper, the adorable young Sharptooth from The Great Valley Adventure! This time, the tables have turned and Chomper must protect his plant-eating friends from the Sharpteeth of the island - including his own parents! With dazzling animation, memorable songs, and a story of courage and generosity, The Land Before Time: The Mysterious Island celebrates the gift of lasting friendship, a bond greater than time, separation and differences.

In this fifth installment in the animated series, the Great Valley is taken over by creatures feasting on leaves, forcing Littlefoot, his family and neighbors to leave their beloved home and their adventure begins.

Beyond the Great Valley lies a beautiful island where Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Ducky and Petrie discover old and new friends, face exciting challenges and share the adventure of a lifetime!