Will Mark make a good first impression?
Tortilla Soup movie trailer - starring Hector Elizondo, Elizabeth Pena, Raquel Welch, Jacqueline Obradors, Nikolai Kinski, Tamara Mello. Directed by Maria Ripoll. Genre: Comedy
Former Burning Love contestant visits Mark
Mark asks Annie about special boudoir
Gattaca starring Uma Thurman, Ethan Hawke, Alan Arkin
In Gattaca only the strong succeed because they're genetically pre-selected at birth. When Ethan Hawke bucks the system he gets caught in a web of lies, corruption and murder. A stylish thriller laced with high-wire suspense.
Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston star in Wanderlust, a comedy from director David Wain (Role Models) and producer Judd Apatow (Knocked Up) about a couple who leaves the pressures of the big city and joins a freewheeling community where the only rule is to be yourself.
George (Rudd) and Linda (Aniston) are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized out of his job, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta.
On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them.
Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?
In "Sabotage", Arnold Schwarzenegger leads an elite DEA task force that takes on the world's deadliest drug cartels. When the team successfully executes a high-stakes raid on a cartel safe house, they think their work is done - until, one-by-one, the team members mysteriously start to be eliminated. As the body count rises, everyone is a suspect.
Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston star in Wanderlust, a comedy about a couple who leaves the big city pressures of Manhattan and joins a freewheeling community where the only rule is to be yourself.
Role Models is the comedy that brings new meaning to juvenile delinquency! Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott star as the world's most unlikely mentors.
A man has so much stress that a creature has grown inside his digestive tract -- and pops out now and then to kill whoever's causing him problems.
Duncan’s (Ken Marino) mounting stress starts to trigger an insufferable gastrointestinal reaction. Out of ideas and at the end of his rope, Duncan seeks the help of a hypnotherapist, who helps him discover the root of his unusual stomach pain: a pint-sized demon living in his intestine that, when triggered by excessive anxiety, forces its way out and slaughters the people who have caused Duncan stress. Out of fear that his intestinal gremlin may target its wrath on the wrong person, Duncan attempts to befriend it, naming it Milo and indulging it to keep its seemingly insatiable appetite at bay.
David Clark is a small-time pot dealer who likes to keep a low profile. His clientele includes chefs and soccer moms, but no kids. He learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished when he tries to help out some local teens and winds up getting jumped by a trio of gutter punks. Stealing his stash and his cash, they leave him in major debt to his supplier, Brad. In order to wipe the slate clean—and maintain a clean bill of health—David must now become a big-time drug smuggler by bringing Brad's latest shipment in from Mexico. Twisting the arms of his neighbors, cynical stripper Rose and wannabe customer Kenny, and the tatted-and-pierced streetwise teen Casey, he devises a foolproof plan. One fake wife, two pretend kids and a huge, shiny RV later, the "Millers" are headed south of the border for a Fourth of July weekend that is sure to end with a bang.
A small-time pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a drug shipment from Mexico to clear his debts.
Duncan's (Ken Marino) mounting stress starts to trigger an insufferable gastrointestinal reaction. Out of ideas and at the end of his rope, Duncan seeks the help of a hypnotherapist, who helps him discover the root of his unusual stomach pain: a pint-sized demon living in his intestine that, when triggered by excessive anxiety, forces its way out and slaughters the people have caused Duncan stress.
When Dylan has been neglecting her reading skills because of a boy, Golan decides he will
personally teach her to read even if it kills her. SAT 11/10c
Kimmie celebrates her first Valentine's Day with a boyfriend.
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In an attempt to mimic the Easter resurrection, Golan accidentally creates a clone of himself
who proves to have a mind of his own. SAT 11/10c
Golan is enraged when the family ditches him to attend a funeral without him. SAT 11/10c
The Lucas Bros. shave their beards. SAT 11/10c
Golan's plans to escape back to his home dimension are threatened when he catches the
chicken pox from Dylan.
Young Axey and Flutey grow up to run a taxi company, falling just short of their childhood dreams as crime fighters.
Golan goes to a waterpark and abandons Dylan to hang out with Alexis and her cool friends.
Young Axey and Flutey grow up to run a taxi company, falling just short of their childhood dreams as crime fighters. SAT 11/10c
The Lucas Bros move an oakwood bed. SAT 11/10c
Axe Cop is forced to let a girl join the team even though all girls are on the dumb list.
Axe Cop is forced to let a girl join the team even though he has put all girls on the dumb list.
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