Kari Lizer Celebrity Watchlist

Tue May 26 2:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineRage Against the ChristineNew(Season 4, Episode 9) TVLAND

Christine discovers a bizarre side to her new boyfriend, Patrick (Tim DeKay), when she beats him in a game of tennis and he reacts to her competitive nature in a strange way.

Tue May 26 3:00am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineGuess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?New(Season 4, Episode 10) TVLAND

Christine dreads going home for Thanksgiving and seeing her domineering mother (Brenda Blethyn), but she discovers a surprising secret they both have in common.

Wed May 27 2:36am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineUnidentified FunkNew(Season 4, Episode 11) TVLAND

Christine and Barb are informed by a representative (Megan Mullally) of their gym's parent company that they may lose their franchise because they broke a contractual clause.

Wed May 27 3:12am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineHappy EndingsNew(Season 4, Episode 12) TVLAND

Christine and Barb turn their workplace into a day spa after they fail to get a loan to keep their gym afloat.

Thu May 28 3:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineNotes on a 7th Grade ScandalNew(Season 4, Episode 13) TVLAND

Christine attends parents orientation for Ritchie's junior high, where she recognizes one of the dads as a former seventh-grade classmate who wronged her and decides it's time to take revenge.

Thu May 28 4:00am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineWhat Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in VegasNew(Season 4, Episode 14) TVLAND

A Las Vegas bachelorette party is thrown for new Christine, who discovers a wild side she didn't know she possessed.

Fri May 29 2:38am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineReckless AbandonmentNew(Season 4, Episode 15) TVLAND

Christine attempts to prove that she can take care of herself when Barb and Matthew move out and Ritchie departs for science camp.

Fri May 29 3:16am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineHoney, I Ran Over the KidNew(Season 4, Episode 16) TVLAND

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent after Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but her overprotective nature turns out to be just as bad, if not worse.

Sat May 30 2:00am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineToo Close for ChristineNew(Season 4, Episode 17) TVLAND

Christine befriends a scatterbrained mom (Kristen Johnston) at Ritchie's school, but she soon grows weary of being the responsible one in the relationship.

Sat May 30 2:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineA Change of Heart/PantsNew(Season 4, Episode 18) TVLAND

Romantic feelings are rekindled between Christine and Richard after Marly and Lindsay's labor evokes memories of their son's birth.

Sat May 30 3:00am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineHairNew(Season 4, Episode 19) TVLAND

Christine pulls Ritchie out of his snobby private school and enrolls him in a public school after Marly and Lindsay accuse her of causing an outbreak of lice at the tony establishment. But things aren't exactly rosy at the new place, either.

Sat May 30 3:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineHe Ain't HeavyNew(Season 4, Episode 20) TVLAND

So-called fitness expert Christine attempts to help Matthew lose weight, but she finds that she's unable to shed her own unwanted pounds.

Tue Jun 2 2:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineThe Old Maid of HonorNew(Season 4, Episode 21) TVLAND

Christine brings an obnoxious date to Richard's rehearsal dinner and pretends they are in love to prove she's fine with her ex-hubby marrying New Christine. To complicate matters even more, Matthew falls for New Christine's sister.

Tue Jun 2 3:00am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineLove: A Cautionary TaleNew(Season 4, Episode 22) TVLAND

The fourth season concludes with Christine and Papa Jeff (Scott Bakula) rekindling their feelings for one another at Richard's wedding, but then Christine learns some outrageous news.

Wed Jun 3 2:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineBahamian RhapsodyNew(Season 5, Episode 1) TVLAND

The fifth season begins with Christine and Matthew flying to the Bahamas to help the deported Barb obtain an illegal visa so she can return to the U.S.

Wed Jun 3 2:55am
Private School MAXe

Sex comedy about libidinous preppies. Phoebe Cates, Betsy Russell, Sylvia Kristel, Ray Walston. Jim: Matthew Modine. Bubba: Michael Zorek. Miss Dutchbok: Fran Ryan. Betsy: Kathleen Wilhoite. Noel Black directed.

Wed Jun 3 3:00am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineBurning LoveNew(Season 5, Episode 2) TVLAND

Christine and Richard encounter some old college friends and are shocked to see how old they look.

Thu Jun 4 3:00am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineThe MoleNew(Season 5, Episode 3) TVLAND

Christine panics when she discovers a suspicious-looking mole and can't get in to see a doctor right away. Meanwhile, Richard wants to move back in with new Christine.

Thu Jun 4 3:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineFor Love or MoneyNew(Season 5, Episode 4) TVLAND

Barb serves Christine with divorce papers, so Christine sues Barb for alimony at the suggestion of an aggressive lawyer. Howard: Corbin Bernsen.

Fri Jun 5 2:38am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineDoctor Little ManNew(Season 5, Episode 5) TVLAND

Christine starts a romance with a therapist (Eric McCormack) who shares office space with Matthew.

Fri Jun 5 3:16am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineThe Curious Case of the Britney BNew(Season 5, Episode 6) TVLAND

Ritchie is asked to a dance by his school's most popular girl, which is fine with Christine since it makes her popularity skyrocket, too. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard try to evict an elderly woman (Marion Ross) from her apartment so they can rent it.

Sat Jun 6 2:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineNutsNew(Season 5, Episode 7) TVLAND

Christine's therapist, Max (Eric McCormack), tries to get her to not give up so easily when circumstances turn difficult and attempts to teach her how to follow through with commitments.

Sat Jun 6 3:00am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineLove Means Never Having to Say You're CrazyNew(Season 5, Episode 8) TVLAND

Christine sets Richard up on a blind date with a woman (Jennifer Grey) from her gym. Meanwhile, Richard's friend (Dave Foley) tries to get Christine to go out with him.

Sat Jun 6 3:30am
The New Adventures of Old ChristineI Love Woo, I Hate WhoNew(Season 5, Episode 9) TVLAND

Barb is fearful that Dave, the immigration officer she's been dating, is going to propose to her, so Barb insists that Christine join them on their date. Meanwhile, Richard tries to woo New Christine back.

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