Wed May 6 8:00pm
Family GuyChick Cancer(Season 5, Episode 7) TBS

After marrying a fading child actress who has returned to her native Quahog, Stewie learns to his dismay what adult relationships are all about. Meanwhile, Lois drags Peter to a chick flick and he gets hooked, even deciding to make one himself. Voice of Ji (more…)

Wed May 6 11:00pm
Family GuyHalloween on Spooner Street(Season 9, Episode 5) TOON

It's Halloween in Quahog, and Brian is showing Stewie how to trick-or-treat. Meanwhile, Peter and Joe are playing tricks on Quagmire; and Meg is going to a Halloween party dressed as a "slutty cat."

Wed May 6 11:30pm
Family GuyBaby, You Knock Me Out(Season 9, Episode 6) TOON

Peter talks Lois into stepping into the ring at women's fight night at a Quahog club, and soon she's displaying pugilistic skills she never knew she had.

Thu May 7 1:30am
Family GuyHalloween on Spooner Street(Season 9, Episode 5) TOON

It's Halloween in Quahog, and Brian is showing Stewie how to trick-or-treat. Meanwhile, Peter and Joe are playing tricks on Quagmire; and Meg is going to a Halloween party dressed as a "slutty cat."

Thu May 7 2:00am
Family GuyBaby, You Knock Me Out(Season 9, Episode 6) TOON

Peter talks Lois into stepping into the ring at women's fight night at a Quahog club, and soon she's displaying pugilistic skills she never knew she had.

Thu May 7 2:00pm
Family GuyBarely Legal(Season 5, Episode 8) TBS

Meg falls in love with Brian---then becomes obsessive about it---after he takes her to a high-school dance when no one else will. And Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Mort join the Quahog police after Mayor West (voice of Adam West) sends most of the force t (more…)

Thu May 7 8:00pm
Family GuyRoad to Rupert(Season 5, Episode 9) TBS

Brian inadvertently sells Stewie's teddy bear Rupert at a yard sale, prompting a cross-country odyssey to get it back. And Peter loses his driver's license after crashing his car doing an Evel Knievel-type stunt. He makes such a pest of himself around the (more…)

Thu May 7 8:30pm
Family GuyPeter's Two Dads(Season 5, Episode 10) TBS

Peter stops drinking (but starts smoking crack) after accidentally killing his father (voice of Charles Durning) while drinking heavily at Meg's birthday party. But is the dead man really his father? No, his mother (Phyllis Diller) confesses, he isn't. So (more…)

Thu May 7 9:00pm
Family GuyThe Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou(Season 5, Episode 11) TBS

After Chris is bullied by a rival paperboy, Peter recalls his own days of being bullied---and becomes a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie stays out in the sun too long without sunscreen and becomes very enamored of his tan.

Thu May 7 9:30pm
Family GuyAirport '07(Season 5, Episode 12) TBS

Quagmire moves in with the Griffins after losing his job for crash-landing his plane. Naturally, it was Peter's fault. He wanted his pickup truck to fly, so he siphoned off the jet fuel from Quagmire's plane. Hugh Hefner has a voice cameo as himself.

Thu May 7 11:00pm
Family GuyBrian Writes a Bestseller(Season 9, Episode 7) TOON

Brian finally hits literary pay dirt with a self-help book he dashes off and, not surprisingly, the fame goes to his head. Then his agent---Stewie---gets him on "Real Time With Bill Maher," and Maher (in a live-action sequence) turns out to be no fan. Aria (more…)

Thu May 7 11:30pm
Family GuyNew Kidney in Town(Season 9, Episode 10) TOON

Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce the president at school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay. Drew Carey has a voice cameo as himself as host (more…)

Fri May 8 1:30am
Family GuyBrian Writes a Bestseller(Season 9, Episode 7) TOON

Brian finally hits literary pay dirt with a self-help book he dashes off and, not surprisingly, the fame goes to his head. Then his agent---Stewie---gets him on "Real Time With Bill Maher," and Maher (in a live-action sequence) turns out to be no fan. Aria (more…)

Fri May 8 2:00am
Family GuyNew Kidney in Town(Season 9, Episode 10) TOON

Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce the president at school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay. Drew Carey has a voice cameo as himself as host (more…)

Fri May 8 2:00pm
Family GuyBill and Peter's Bogus Journey(Season 5, Episode 13) TBS

After Peter hurts himself trying to fix a flat tire on former president Bill Clinton's limousine, an appreciative Clinton sets out to show the depressed Peter a good time. Then Clinton has some fun with Lois as well. Meanwhile, Stewie toilet trains Brian (more…)

Fri May 8 11:00pm
Family GuyAnd I'm Joyce Kinney(Season 9, Episode 11) TOON

Lois makes friends with new Ch. 5 coanchor Joyce Kinney (voice of Christine Lakin)---or thinks she does. Helen Reddy sings the Ch. 5-news theme song.

Fri May 8 11:30pm
Family GuyFriends of Peter G.(Season 9, Episode 12) TOON

Following a drunken rampage in a movie theater, Peter and Brian are sentenced to attend AA meetings. But Peter won't see the error of his ways, so Death (voice of Adam Corolla) pays him a visit and shows him what a life of sobriety would be like.

Sat May 9 1:30am
Family GuyAnd I'm Joyce Kinney(Season 9, Episode 11) TOON

Lois makes friends with new Ch. 5 coanchor Joyce Kinney (voice of Christine Lakin)---or thinks she does. Helen Reddy sings the Ch. 5-news theme song.

Sat May 9 2:00am
Family GuyFriends of Peter G.(Season 9, Episode 12) TOON

Following a drunken rampage in a movie theater, Peter and Brian are sentenced to attend AA meetings. But Peter won't see the error of his ways, so Death (voice of Adam Corolla) pays him a visit and shows him what a life of sobriety would be like.

Sat May 9 11:30pm
Family GuyGerman Guy(Season 9, Episode 13) TOON

Needing a hobby, Chris takes up puppetry after he meets an aging German-born puppeteer. Trouble is, the man is hiding an unsavory past.

Sun May 10 9:00pm
Family GuyQuagmire's Mom(Season 13, Episode 10) FOX

Peter learns that his real first name is Justin, which he takes on as his younger, cooler alter ego. Later, at Peter/Justin's party, Quagmire lands in some big trouble with his mother.

Sun May 10 10:30pm
Family GuyMeg Stinks!(Season 12, Episode 19) TOON

On a trip to college for an interview, Peter teaches Meg a thing or two about partying, while a stinky encounter with a skunk gets Brian kicked out of the house and into the wild, where he learns to live on his own.

Sun May 10 11:00pm
Family GuyHe's Bla-ack!(Season 12, Episode 20) TOON

Cleveland Brown is back in town, but hanging out with Peter is out of the question after their wives have a disagreement over parenting issues.

Mon May 11 2:00am
Family GuyMeg Stinks!(Season 12, Episode 19) TOON

On a trip to college for an interview, Peter teaches Meg a thing or two about partying, while a stinky encounter with a skunk gets Brian kicked out of the house and into the wild, where he learns to live on his own.

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