Joshua Miller

Instrukt r Tim Burton bringer den klassiske kult serie 'Dark Shadows' til det store l rred i en gotisk komedie med en r kke stjerneskuespillere, ledet af Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer og Helena Bonham Carter.I ret 1752 s tter Joshua og Naomi Collins sejl fra Liverpool, England for at starte et nyt liv i Amerika, og med sig har de deres unge s n Barnabas. Men selv et s stort hav som Atlanterhavet er ikke nok til at undslippe den mystiske forbandelse, der har plaget deres familie. To rtier g r og Barnabas (Johnny Depp) har verden, eller i det mindste byen Collinsport, Maine, for sine f dder. Barnabas er rig, magtfuld og en uforbederlig playboy, indtil han beg r den alvorlige fejltagelse at knuse den unge Angelique Bouchards hjerte (Eva Green). Hun er en heks, i ordets forstand og Angelique d mmer ham til en sk bne v rre end d den: Hun g r ham til en vampyr og begraver ham levende.To rhundrede senere bliver Barnabas ved en fejltagelse befriet fra sin grav og v gner op til en meget forandret verden anno 1972. Han vender tilbage til sit barndomshjem for at opdage, at hans engang s store ejendom er forfaldet og i ruiner. De dysfunktionelle rester af hans familie, som blandt andet spilles af Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Jonny Lee Miller og Chloe Moretz, har ikke klaret sig meget bedre, og de gemmer alle p hver deres m rke hemmeligheder.I biograferne 10. Maj

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In the year 1752, Joshua and Naomi Collins, with young son Barnabas, set sail from Liverpool, England to start a new life in America. But even an ocean was not enough to escape the mysterious curse that has plagued their family. Two decades pass and Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet--or at least the town of Collinsport, Maine. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy...until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green). A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire, and then burying him alive. Two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin. The dysfunctional remnants of the Collins family have fared little better, each harboring their own dark secrets. Matriarch Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) has called upon live-in psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), to help with her family troubles. Also residing in the manor is Elizabeth's ne'er-do-well brother, Roger Collins, (Jonny Lee Miller); her rebellious teenage daughter Carolyn Stoddard (Chloe Moretz); and Roger's precocious 10-year-old son, David Collins (Gulliver McGrath). The mystery extends beyond the family, to caretaker Willie Loomis, played by Jackie Earle Haley, and David's new nanny, Victoria Winters, played by Bella Heathcote.

In the year 1752, Joshua and Naomi Collins, with young son Barnabas, set sail from Liverpool, England to start a new life in America. But even an ocean was not enough to escape the mysterious curse that has plagued their family. Two decades pass and Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet--or at least the town of Collinsport, Maine. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy...until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green). A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire, and then burying him alive. Two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin. The dysfunctional remnants of the Collins family have fared little better, each harboring their own dark secrets. Matriarch Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) has called upon live-in psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), to help with her family troubles. Also residing in the manor is Elizabeth's ne'er-do-well brother, Roger Collins, (Jonny Lee Miller); her rebellious teenage daughter Carolyn Stoddard (Chloe Moretz); and Roger's precocious 10-year-old son, David Collins (Gulliver McGrath). The mystery extends beyond the family, to caretaker Willie Loomis, played by Jackie Earle Haley, and David's new nanny, Victoria Winters, played by Bella Heathcote.

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Ted is caught up in a rest stop police bust.

Ted accidentally zips up his privates.

Ted's friend tells him that he needs to clean the pipes before he goes out on a date.

Mary's step dad tells Ted that she went to prom with her ex-boyfriend Woogie.

Ted tries to give Mary's brother Warren a baseball but gets beat up for it when he removes Warren's headphone from his ears.