Wed Jul 8 12:30pm
How I Met Your MotherHow I Met Everyone Else(Season 3, Episode 5) LIFE

Ted's new girlfriend is jealous when she realizes the story of how they met isn't as exciting as the story of how Ted met his friends, prompting Barney to rank her high on his “Crazy Scale.”

Sat Jul 18 9:00pm
Criminal Minds: Suspect BehaviorTwo of a Kind(Season 1, Episode 1) ION

Child abductions in Cleveland are investigated in the opener of a "Criminal Minds" spin-off that follows an elite group within the BAU, led by Sam Cooper (Forest Whitaker), that uses unique and aggressive methods to hunt criminals.