(TV-PG) George refuses to date a girl because she is bald. watch
Scott Calvin, is a divorced father whose strained relationship with his son Charlie, begins to mend only after a bizarre twist of fate transforms him into the new Santa. When the current Mr. Claus falls off the roof on Christmas eve, Scott dons Santa's suit, and he and his son are whisked off to the North Pole. There he meets Bernard the head elf, who tells him about the clause, a contract stating that whoever puts on the santa suit must also take on all the responsibilities that go with the position. Scott isn't too thrilled about his sudden career change. Charlie, however, is overjoyed. Over the next 12 months Scott gains an enormous amount of weight and sprouts a full white beard. Though he fights the inevitable, when Christmas eve arrives Scott and Charlie, eight reindeer and the Elf Swat Team strive to make believers of all of us, and in the events that follow, it becomes clear that Scott indeed is the real Santa. watch
Further proof that the entire continent of Australia is desperately hungry for some unique Aussie-related gossip: An interview with John Stamos for Australian newspaper The Daily Telegraph, where the Full House star appeared out of sorts and, according to the paper, drunk off of his gorgeous ass, is BLOWING UP the down under tabloids. The original interview doesn;t sound so much like Uncle Jesse as it does Paula Abdul, with some slurring, a handful of beard-stroking, and a pinch of slow eye-rolling. Stamos insisted he wasn;t drunk (we;re thinking tranqs or ludes, but whatever), and that he was just extremely jet-lagged. But Stamos couldn;t leave well enough alone. In an appearance on an Australian morning show, Stamos continued exhibit this strange behavior, then goes ahead and accuses the guy who conducted the above interview of - wait for it - having a small penis. Ouch. Touche, Stamos! Take a look at the appearance, might we suggest through the fingers covering your eyes: watch
