Joe Theismann


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Joe Theismann
  • Birth Name: Joseph Robert Theismann
  • Birth Place: New Brunswick, NJ
  • Date of Birth / Zodiac Sign: 09/09/1949, Virgo
  • Profession: Football analyst; former NFL player
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Looks like Jon Cryer's "lame side-kik" has had enough. After joking on Jimmy Kimmel Live that he's trying to "skew towards" Charlie Sheen's antics when he was fired from Two and a Half Men, a fed-up more

VIDEO: Time Tested Treasures

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Time Tested Treasures
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Length: 15:38:53
Aired: 2/27/2012

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VIDEO: Celebration Day

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Celebration Day
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Length: 21:58
Aired: 5/14/2003

The kids go camping but miss graduation. Hyde and Kelso insist that Jackie choose between them. Fez is heartbroken that he has to leave America. watch


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TV Listings



Year Title Description
2008 American Gladiators TV Show Series, Host
2006 Monday Night Football TV Show Series, Analyst
2006 Thursday Night Football TV Show Series, Analyst
2005 Battle of the Gridiron Stars TV Show Series, Host
2003 Playbook TV Show Series, Host

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Monday Night Football Sacks Joe Theismann

But at least this time, we didn't see his leg get bent in unnatural ways. [Shudder] The former NFL quarterback has been booted from ESPN's Monday Night Football team, replaced with retired Eagles QB Ron Jaworski, whom insiders suspect is seen to be a better fit with color man Tony Kornheiser. Theismann will be offered another football job at ESPN. read more

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