We pity the fools who were too exhausted following tonight;s Oscar;s telecast to stay awake for Jimmy Kimmel Live;s post-Oscar extravaganza. Because tonight, ladies and gentlemen, groundbreaking news: In response to Sarah Silverman;s recent admission song entitled "I;m F**king Matt Damon", Kimmel has revealed an altogether more intriguing secret of his own...He is F**king Ben Affleck. For real. They have the spandex biker shirts to prove it. Their love is real America. And if you don;t believe them, perhaps you;ll believe the other celebrities who took the time to appear in the following mind-blowing music video, including (get ready):Brad Pitt, Robin Williams, Cameron Diaz, Josh Groban (who is amazing), Meatloaf, Dominic Monaghan, a winking Harrison Ford, Macy Gray, Christina Applegate, Joan Jett, McLovin, Don Cheadle, Rebecca Romijn, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Good Charlotte, Lance Bass, and last but never least, Huey Lewis. watch
On this day in history: 'Saturday Night Live' debuted on NBC, and Joan Cusack, Luke Perry and Michelle Trachtenberg were born. watch
A gangster's wife (Joan Perry) helps the FBI nail her husband (Anthony Quinn) in Bullets For O'Hara (1941). watch
