A showgirl working for an inventor battles crooks out to steal his ideas.
Garfield A Tale Of Two Kitties movie trailer - starring Bill Murray, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Connolly, Breckin Meyer, Ian Abercrombie, Lucy Davis. Directed by Tim Hill. Theatrical Release Date: 6/16/2006
For J.R. Ewing, Season 13 is as unlucky as a steer at a Texas barbecue. He starts by lying and cheating Ewing Oil to the brink of destruction and ends by kicking and screaming in a psychiatric hospital. In between he tires of his pretty young wife, seethes while Cliff Barnes's political star rises and bumps into a past he didn't know he had. Meanwhile, Clayton and Miss Ellie investigate a multiple-murder mystery, folks from seasons past unexpectedly return to stir up trouble and Bobby stays busy removing J.R.'s knives from his back, chasing after a Pam look-alike, and bringing a new Mrs. Ewing to Southfork. Y'all come 'round and meet the happy couple!
J.R. may be down, but he's never out. After Ewing Oil collapsed in disgrace at the end of Season 10, some folks might expect Season 11 to feature a J.R. who's learned his lesson. But not Dallas fans - they know the only lesson J.R. ever learned was do unto others before they do unto you. So hang on to your Stetsons for 30 irresistible episodes of cheatin, lyin and tomcattin as J.R. claws his way back to the top. More drama: Bobby loses Pam but finds new romance. Cliff meets a broken-down wildcatter with dreams of gusher glory. Sue Ellen discovers that revenge is sweet. Two murder cases grab headlines. And a new crop of drop-dead gorgeous vamps with big schemes and bigger hair make life even more interesting for J.R.
Like a specter rising from the grave, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark is back and doing what she does best - providing her signature, unflinching, tongue-in-cheek commentary of some of the "greatest" B-movies of all time!
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter
In this Boy-meets-Ghoul Cowboy/Monster mash-up Elvira takes us south of the border to a small Mexican village tormented by members of the Frankenstein Family, and only the outlaw Jesse James can help!
An aging gunfighter's chance meeting with an old friend, an alcoholic sheriff, convinces him to lend his hand to local farmers' ongoing battle with an evil land baron.
J.R. has always been a hound dog with the ladies and in Season 12 it all comes back to bite him. A dalliance with an Arkansas cutie leads J.R. to the wrong end of a shotgun, 10 years of hard labor, a prison break and the altar. And that's just the start of 26 episodes of commotion and emotion that also include a tell-all movie (bankrolled by the first Mrs. J.R. Ewing) that threatens to unveil every low-down trick J.R. ever pulled and a rival oil man scheming to destroy the Ewing empire, taking the clan from Southfork all the way to Austria and Russia!
Hawk's homespun, rowdy yarn about grungy 19th century fur trappers on an expedition down the Missouri River. Pure Americana.
Crossing the Atlantic with puppy pal Odie, the portly feline plans to hamper his owner's marriage proposal, but soon finds himself mistaken for a missing tabby with a noble inheritance. Garfield's living the high life in London while his counterpart Prince works the streets, but there's one big problem--the evildoer behind the kitty-napping now wants to get rid of Garfield!
America's favorite fat cat is back, and this time, he's giving England the royal treatment! It's a British invasion of a different kind when Garfield (Bill Murray), along with pals Jon and Odie, travels to London and meets his mirror-image in Prince, an aristocratic kitty who has inherited a fabulous castle. The two trade places, and soon Garfield is living large as only he can! There's just one problem, the dastardly Lord Dargis wants him out of the picture. A Tail of Two Kitties is twice the laughs and double the fun for the whole family... It's good to be the king!
Garfield is adopted by a greedy Lord with nefarious plans to open up his estate as a hunting ground.
GARFIELD, the world's favorite cat, has begun his very own British Invasion, wreaking havoc on the entire United Kingdom. He's traveled across the pond (with canine sidekick Odie) to surprise his master, Jon Arbuckle (BRECKIN MEYER), who is in London to propose to his girlfriend, veterinarian Liz Wilson(JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT).Garfield came, he saw, he conquered. Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, Scotland Yard and his new favorite dish: minced pie (okay, it's not lasagna, but you can't have everything). As befitting an adventure worthy of a feline phenomenon, Garfield has switched places with Prince, a royal cat who has just inherited a castle. Now the castle is Garfield's; and who's more deserving? In the grand estate Garfield now calls home, he's receiving the royal treatment, including a butler and an international array of four-legged servants and followers. It's a life fit for a king. Uneasy is the head, however, that wears the crown. Lord Dargis, who is next in line to inherit the estate, wants Prince/Garfield out of the picture. And Garfield finds his bigger, better, more purr-fect world turned upside down in this tale of two kitties."
Complacent, self-absorbed cat Garfield (voiced by Bill Murray) is jealous of the new addition to his household, a dog named Odie, who is now the center of his owner's attention. In response, Garfield lures Odie out of the house, but then feels guilty when he wanders away and gets lost. Discovering that Odie's in danger, Garfield springs into action with a tummy full of lasagna to save him.
Jon Arbuckle buys a second pet, a dog named Odie. However, Odie is then abducted and it is up to Jon's cat, Garfield, to find and rescue the canine.
Complacent, self-absorbed Garfield the cat is jealous of the new household dog who captures all his owner's attention. In response, he lures the animal out of the house, but when he discovers that the dog is in danger, he risks his life to save him.
Jimmy Tong (Jackie Chan) is a well-meaning but clumsy New York City cab driver who is tapped by Steena (Debi Mazar), associate to multi-millionaire Clark Devlin (Jason Isaacs), for a new job as Devlin's personal limo driver. After a mysterious accident lands Devlin in the hospital, Tong learns that his new boss has a secret — when he's not wheeling and dealing in high finance, Devlin is also a secret agent for the CSA, a top-level security agency. The secret to Devlin's success as a spy is his trademark tuxedo, a suit which is loaded with special gadgets which turns him into a high-tech fighting machine. After Tong dons the tuxedo and is transformed into a martial arts master, he takes over for Devlin and discovers that the agent's injuries didn't happen by accident. As Tong tries to chase down a handful of international super-villains bent on world conquest, he has to deal with Devlin's new partner, Del Blaine (Jennifer Love Hewitt), a CSA rookie who is just as baffled by her new assignment as Tong.
It's Christmas in Jon Arbuckle's home, a time for eating and presents according to Garfield. Little does he know he's about to learn about the true spirit of Christmas.
There's something very strange going on with the weather in town. When it starts to rain sandwiches after a massive heatwave, Jon Odie and Garfield, as well as the twins, follow what seems to be the source of the bizarre weather: a single cloud. It leads them to something and someone they could never have imagined.
"Rain or Shine" - Paddy the leprechaun has brought the rain with him and ruined Jon and Liz's trip to the beach. Garfield and Odie think they're saved from the clutches of Aunt Ivy, but Jon and Liz choose to follow the sun, wherever it may be. / "The Mole Express" - When a mole's tunnel collapses Jon's yard, Garfield's friends the strays are caught by dogcatchers and taken to the pound, and squirrels come to Garfield for help with their own tunnels, Garfield comes up with a master plan that just might solve everyone's problems.
"Pampered Pussycat" - Garfield and Odie show the pampered and spoiled, but lonely Prince Orloff what fun and playing is all about. Or at least Odie does, while Garfield watches. / "Parrot Blues" - Jon is birdsitting his editor's parrot, Paxton, while Odie is away. But soon Paxton's doom and gloom attitude is bringing everyone down. Not even Garfield can help him, since he's too depressed to even eat. But maybe someone else can...
"Mind Over Mouse" - Squeak has the power to see the future. How you may ask? Garfield doesn't care, so long as he can make big bucks off of it. But when's Squeak's new "power" suddenly runs out, it's Jon's, and not Garfield's, butt on the line! / "The Big Sleep" - Garfield is preparing for hibernation. But sleeping for months when you live with others isn't so easy after all, especially when they can get you into trouble without you even knowing!
"Me, Garfield, and I" - Things soon get out of hand when Garfield gets his paws on Dr. Bonkers cloning ray. / "Detective Odie" - Jon is taken by the police when he is wrongly accused of stealing Mrs. Shmidlap's bracelet. It's up to Odie to find out what really happened.
"Jumbo Shrimpy" - Shrimpy the elephant is being mistreated by Dr. Whipple. When he escapes, it's up to Garfield to help him stay hidden. / "Pirate Gold" - Captain Garfield's ship is under attack by a group of rival pirates, Rottweiller, Hercules and Wilfred, who are after his treasure.
"A Gripping Tale" - Garfield and Odie have their own undersea adventure when a giant squid takes Odie and starts wreaking havoc in the city sewers. / "Wicked Wishes" - When Jon unleashes a trickster genie in a bottle, he gets the tables turned on him and must grant the genie his three wishes lest he be turned into a frog.
"Cuter Than Cute" - When the leader of the lasagna planet Parma sends in a spy in the form of an even cuter version than Nermal to gain information on Garfield's weakness, his mission to invade the planet may just be compromised... but not Garfield's appetite. / "Great Pizza Race" - Garfield puts Vito's skill and patience to the test when he hatches up a plan to exploit Vito's "pizza delivery under 20 minutes or else the pizza is free" offer.
"Depths of a Salesman" - The items that can be bought on the All-Buying-Stuff Channel aren't all they're cracked up to be. When Jon, Odie and Garfield are duped, Garfield discovers it's going to take more than a polite request to get their money back. / "Night of the Apparatuses" - Jon's new super computer program, Millie, has taken over all the appliances in the house and will not stop until it has taken over the world!
"History of Cats" - A retelling of the history of the cat throughout time, as told by Garfield. But is it really a retelling of history, or a rewriting? / "Black Cat Blues" - Garfield has to survive a day filled with nothing but bad luck after crossing paths with Jonah, a sad black cat.
"Master Chef" - Garfield will stop at nothing to get his hands on Chef Squisito's lasagna, which his wistful student claims is the 'best lasagna in the world." / "Guest from Beyond" - Jon, Odie and especially Garfield have to put up with an unexpected houseguest with big demands and an even bigger appetite.
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