We pity the fools who were too exhausted following tonight;s Oscar;s telecast to stay awake for Jimmy Kimmel Live;s post-Oscar extravaganza. Because tonight, ladies and gentlemen, groundbreaking news: In response to Sarah Silverman;s recent admission song entitled "I;m F**king Matt Damon", Kimmel has revealed an altogether more intriguing secret of his own...He is F**king Ben Affleck. For real. They have the spandex biker shirts to prove it. Their love is real America. And if you don;t believe them, perhaps you;ll believe the other celebrities who took the time to appear in the following mind-blowing music video, including (get ready):Brad Pitt, Robin Williams, Cameron Diaz, Josh Groban (who is amazing), Meatloaf, Dominic Monaghan, a winking Harrison Ford, Macy Gray, Christina Applegate, Joan Jett, McLovin, Don Cheadle, Rebecca Romijn, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Good Charlotte, Lance Bass, and last but never least, Huey Lewis. watch
