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Tue Sep 27 6:00am
My Wife and KidsSweetheart's Day(Season 5, Episode 14) VH1

It's "Sweetheart's Day" at the Kyle household. That means presents for the ladies (Jay insists on it). So Michael devises a plan to determine how much to spend. Of course, it gets him into trouble.

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Tue Sep 27 6:30am
My Wife and KidsSilence Is Golden(Season 5, Episode 15) VH1

Jay and Michael spend a weekend at a meditation retreat, although Michael isn't exactly a willing participant. And when it's over, Jay gives him the silent treatment. Bodhi: T.J. Thyne. Nancy: Jennifer Elise Cox.

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Tue Sep 27 7:00am
My Wife and KidsThe Bahamas(Season 5, Episode 16) VH1

Part 1 of two: The Kyles are vacationing in the Bahamas and Michael just wants to relax by the pool. Not likely. For starters, an annoying acquaintance (David Alan Grier) shows up. Then Jr. and Vanessa fight because he wants to shirk his parental responsib (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 7:30am
My Wife and KidsThe Bahamas(Season 5, Episode 17) VH1

Conclusion. Michael and Jay are stranded on a remote island with the annoying guy (David Alan Grier) that Michael had blown off. Too bad: he's a survivalist, and he won't help them. Meanwhile, Claire discovers that there's alcohol in those Coco Mocos that (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 8:00am
My Wife and KidsNo Rules(Season 2, Episode 3) OXYGN

Jr. and Claire are chafing at Michael's household rules, so he drops them all. He also stops doing anything for them. That means they must cook their own meals and get themselves to school. It also means no curfews for Jr., but locked doors when he returns (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 8:34am
My Wife and KidsPerfect Dad(Season 2, Episode 4) OXYGN

Claire and Kady and Jr. are fed up with the way Michael has been treating them while Jay has been away (“You've been a dictator,” Claire tells him), so they concoct a fantasy about “the perfect dad.” Then Michael gets a turn to concoct a fantasy of (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 9:08am
My Wife and KidsThru Thick and Thin(Season 2, Episode 5) OXYGN

Jay finally returns from California and it seems that she has put on weight. Trouble is, she won't admit it, and that concerns Michael. But what he tells his shrink (Anthony Anderson) concerns his performance anxieties. Jay: Tisha Campbell Martin.

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Tue Sep 27 9:42am
My Wife and KidsHe Heard, She Heard(Season 2, Episode 6) OXYGN

Michael won't let Claire go to a party, but she's not about to take “no” for an answer, so a standoff ensues. Father-daughter trust is its first victim as she plots to go to the party while he plots to catch her. Erica: Rudee Lipscomb. Shante: Cara Mia (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 10:15am
My Wife and KidsMichael's Garden(Season 2, Episode 7) OXYGN

Lou Rawls guest stars in an episode that takes a lighthearted look at a serious problem: colon cancer. Rawls appears as a singing doctor in a sequence in which Michael “previews” his colonoscopy the night before he has it. Getting him there is not eas (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 10:48am
My Wife and KidsLet Them Eat Pie(Season 2, Episode 8) OXYGN

Claire, playing a dare game with Jr. and Kady, eats Michael's piece of pie. Michael's punishment: Let them eat pie (and only pie). Meanwhile, Michael offers to be the dieting Jay's “chubby buddy”: He'll eat the same lo-cal food she does. Of course, he (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 11:22am
My Wife and KidsJay Gets Fired(Season 2, Episode 9) OXYGN

Jay's in for a surprise when she takes Claire and Kady to her office on Take Your Daughters to Work Day: She gets fired. “Baby, I'm so sorry,” Michael tells her. She knows he doesn't mean it: Now he has the full-time housewife he's been longing for. Ke (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 11:57am
My Wife and KidsNo Rules(Season 2, Episode 3) OXYGN

Jr. and Claire are chafing at Michael's household rules, so he drops them all. He also stops doing anything for them. That means they must cook their own meals and get themselves to school. It also means no curfews for Jr., but locked doors when he returns (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 12:27pm
My Wife and KidsPerfect Dad(Season 2, Episode 4) OXYGN

Claire and Kady and Jr. are fed up with the way Michael has been treating them while Jay has been away (“You've been a dictator,” Claire tells him), so they concoct a fantasy about “the perfect dad.” Then Michael gets a turn to concoct a fantasy of (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 12:57pm
My Wife and KidsThru Thick and Thin(Season 2, Episode 5) OXYGN

Jay finally returns from California and it seems that she has put on weight. Trouble is, she won't admit it, and that concerns Michael. But what he tells his shrink (Anthony Anderson) concerns his performance anxieties. Jay: Tisha Campbell Martin.

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Tue Sep 27 1:27pm
My Wife and KidsHe Heard, She Heard(Season 2, Episode 6) OXYGN

Michael won't let Claire go to a party, but she's not about to take “no” for an answer, so a standoff ensues. Father-daughter trust is its first victim as she plots to go to the party while he plots to catch her. Erica: Rudee Lipscomb. Shante: Cara Mia (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 1:57pm
My Wife and KidsMichael's Garden(Season 2, Episode 7) OXYGN

Lou Rawls guest stars in an episode that takes a lighthearted look at a serious problem: colon cancer. Rawls appears as a singing doctor in a sequence in which Michael “previews” his colonoscopy the night before he has it. Getting him there is not eas (more…)

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Tue Sep 27 2:27pm
My Wife and KidsLet Them Eat Pie(Season 2, Episode 8) OXYGN

Claire, playing a dare game with Jr. and Kady, eats Michael's piece of pie. Michael's punishment: Let them eat pie (and only pie). Meanwhile, Michael offers to be the dieting Jay's “chubby buddy”: He'll eat the same lo-cal food she does. Of course, he (more…)

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Wed Sep 28 6:00am
My Wife and KidsThe Bahamas(Season 5, Episode 17) VH1

Conclusion. Michael and Jay are stranded on a remote island with the annoying guy (David Alan Grier) that Michael had blown off. Too bad: he's a survivalist, and he won't help them. Meanwhile, Claire discovers that there's alcohol in those Coco Mocos that (more…)

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Wed Sep 28 6:30am
My Wife and KidsThe Remodel(Season 5, Episode 18) VH1

Jay decides that it's time to remodel the garage to make it more comfortable for the baby, and Michael decides to do the work himself. “It's the Garage Mahal to me,” he says. Meanwhile, Kady wants to write Franklin a love letter but doesn't know what t (more…)

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Wed Sep 28 7:00am
My Wife and KidsMichael Joins a Gym(Season 5, Episode 19) VH1

Michael can't fit into an old pair of jeans, so he starts dieting and heads to a gym. He's not fun to be around. Nor is Franklin, who has flunked an astrophysics exam. Daryl: Terry Crews. Salesman: Casey Lee.

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Wed Sep 28 7:30am
My Wife and KidsCelibacy(Season 5, Episode 20) VH1

Jay tells Michael that they'll only have sex “on a mental level” for six months because it will make their lovemaking more exciting when they resume. Michael is skeptical, to say the least. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady symbolize their love with a plant (more…)

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Thu Sep 29 6:00am
My Wife and KidsCelibacy(Season 5, Episode 20) VH1

Jay tells Michael that they'll only have sex “on a mental level” for six months because it will make their lovemaking more exciting when they resume. Michael is skeptical, to say the least. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady symbolize their love with a plant (more…)

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Thu Sep 29 6:30am
My Wife and KidsJr.'s Cartoon(Season 5, Episode 21) VH1

Jr.'s cartoon, a thinly disguised version of “My Wife and Kids,” attracts the interest of ABC, so Jr.---and his agent Michael---visit the network for a negotiating session. Meanwhile, Claire threatens to break up with Tony (Andrew McFarlane) unless he (more…)

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Thu Sep 29 7:00am
My Wife and KidsMichael's Sandwich(Season 5, Episode 22) VH1

Michael has a golf date at Pebble Beach and he's making a "masterpiece" of a sandwich to eat on the flight. But he keeps getting interrupted by various Kyle crises, and if he doesn't finish it fast, he'll miss the plane.

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