Thu Jul 30 8:35am
Holy Man TMC

Unholy mess about a spiritual mystery man named G. (Eddie Murphy) who is exploited by an ambitious TV producer (Jeff Goldblum) to boost ratings at a home-shopping channel. Kate: Kelly Preston. McBainbridge: Robert Loggia. Barry: Jon Cryer. Directed by Step (more…)

Thu Jul 30 11:30am
Rumor Has It MOMAX

A journalist suspects that her mother and grandmother may have been the inspirations for "The Graduate."

Thu Jul 30 11:30am
Two and a Half MenBazinga! That's From a TV Show(Season 10, Episode 20) FX

Jake cheats on his girlfriend, Tammy, with her 18-year-old daughter, and the brouhaha that erupts doesn't spare Alan or Walden.

Thu Jul 30 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenAnother Night With Neil Diamond(Season 10, Episode 21) FX

Lyndsey's breakup with Alan leaves him crushed, so Walden tries to lift his spirits and help him get back on his feet.

Thu Jul 30 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenMy Bodacious Vidalia(Season 10, Episode 22) FX

Alan tries a more modern look when Walden attempts to help him out of his funk and jump back into the dating pool, but faces a moral dilemma after his new appearance attracts a married woman.

Thu Jul 30 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenCows, Prepare to Be Tipped(Season 10, Episode 23) FX

In the Season 10 finale, Walden goes out with a 22-year-old woman, but winds up becoming smitten with her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a trip to bond as father and son.

Thu Jul 30 9:00pm
The Waterboy MOMAX

This box-office bonanza casts Adam Sandler as an innocent from backwater Louisiana who goes from waterboy to college-football star. Mama: Kathy Bates. Vicki Vallencourt: Fairuza Balk. Coach Klein: Henry Winkler. Captain Insano: Paul Wight. Lynn Swann, Jimm (more…)

Fri Jul 31 11:30am
Two and a Half MenMy Bodacious Vidalia(Season 10, Episode 22) FX

Alan tries a more modern look when Walden attempts to help him out of his funk and jump back into the dating pool, but faces a moral dilemma after his new appearance attracts a married woman.

Fri Jul 31 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenCows, Prepare to Be Tipped(Season 10, Episode 23) FX

In the Season 10 finale, Walden goes out with a 22-year-old woman, but winds up becoming smitten with her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a trip to bond as father and son.

Fri Jul 31 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenPilot Episode(Season 1, Episode 1) FX

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in with him. Evelyn Harper: Holland Taylor. Judith Harper: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lyns (more…)

Fri Jul 31 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenBig Flappy Bastards(Season 1, Episode 2) FX

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle (more…)

Sat Aug 1 9:30am
Two and a Half MenGo East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell(Season 1, Episode 3) FX

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father. Cab Driver: Darryl Sivad. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Sat Aug 1 10:00am
Two and a Half MenIf I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap(Season 1, Episode 4) FX

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper (Conchata Ferrell) storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Sat Aug 1 10:30am
Two and a Half MenThe Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up With a Hump(Season 1, Episode 5) FX

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes. Kate: Liz Vassey. Gloria: Christine Dunford. Brooke: Tricia O'Kelley. Bill: Eric Allan Kramer. Alan: Jon Cryer.

Sat Aug 1 11:00am
Two and a Half MenDid You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?(Season 1, Episode 6) FX

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter (Krista Allen) is a woman he's trying to avoid. Tommy: Madison Mason. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

Sun Aug 2 1:45pm
Rumor Has It MAX

A journalist suspects that her mother and grandmother may have been the inspirations for "The Graduate."

Mon Aug 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenIf They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake(Season 1, Episode 7) FX

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer (Kristin Datillo) who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. J (more…)

Mon Aug 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful(Season 1, Episode 8) FX

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Ms. Tuttle: Deena Dill. Brianna: Abigail Mavity. Katie: Katelin Peterson. Luis: Jacob Urrutia. Judith: Main Hinkle.

Tue Aug 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenIf They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake(Season 1, Episode 7) FX

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer (Kristin Datillo) who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. J (more…)

Tue Aug 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful(Season 1, Episode 8) FX

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Ms. Tuttle: Deena Dill. Brianna: Abigail Mavity. Katie: Katelin Peterson. Luis: Jacob Urrutia. Judith: Main Hinkle.

Tue Aug 4 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenPhase One, Complete(Season 1, Episode 9) FX

Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Dave: Christopher Jacobs. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

Tue Aug 4 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenMerry Thanksgiving(Season 1, Episode 10) FX

Denise Richards plays Charlie's engaged old love. Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him. Sheldon: George Wyner. Lenore: Christine Rose.

Wed Aug 5 9:00am
Holy Man SHO

Unholy mess about a spiritual mystery man named G. (Eddie Murphy) who is exploited by an ambitious TV producer (Jeff Goldblum) to boost ratings at a home-shopping channel. Kate: Kelly Preston. McBainbridge: Robert Loggia. Barry: Jon Cryer. Directed by Step (more…)

Wed Aug 5 11:30am
Two and a Half MenPhase One, Complete(Season 1, Episode 9) FX

Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Dave: Christopher Jacobs. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

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