Wed Jul 1 10:00am
The Waterboy MOMAX

This box-office bonanza casts Adam Sandler as an innocent from backwater Louisiana who goes from waterboy to college-football star. Mama: Kathy Bates. Vicki Vallencourt: Fairuza Balk. Coach Klein: Henry Winkler. Captain Insano: Paul Wight. Lynn Swann, Jimm (more…)

Wed Jul 1 11:30am
Two and a Half MenA Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer(Season 8, Episode 2) FX

Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, and an overjoyed Charlie tries to persuade Alan to accept the offer.

Wed Jul 1 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenA Pudding-Filled Cactus(Season 8, Episode 3) FX

Alan moves in with Lyndsey, but he continues his affair with Melissa, whom he meets at Charlie's house.

Wed Jul 1 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenHookers, Hookers, Hookers(Season 8, Episode 4) FX

When Alan burns down Lyndsey's home, Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house.

Wed Jul 1 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenThe Immortal Mr. Billy Joel(Season 8, Episode 5) FX

Alan pretends to be Charlie for a night, while Charlie is away getting cosmetic surgery.

Thu Jul 2 11:30am
Two and a Half MenHookers, Hookers, Hookers(Season 8, Episode 4) FX

When Alan burns down Lyndsey's home, Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house.

Thu Jul 2 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Immortal Mr. Billy Joel(Season 8, Episode 5) FX

Alan pretends to be Charlie for a night, while Charlie is away getting cosmetic surgery.

Thu Jul 2 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenTwanging Your Magic Clanger(Season 8, Episode 6) FX

Charlie dates a woman who's slightly older, but the age difference is just enough to trouble him.

Thu Jul 2 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Crazy Bitch Gazette(Season 8, Episode 7) FX

Charlie's new girlfriend grows frustrated with Rose, who continues to stalk Charlie.

Fri Jul 3 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenSpringtime on a Stick(Season 8, Episode 8) FX

Charlie and Alan plays matchmaker for Evelyn and try to set her up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.

Fri Jul 3 5:30pm
Two and a Half MenA Good Time in Central Africa(Season 8, Episode 9) FX

Berta takes a few days off and Charlie falls for the woman who replaces her.

Sat Jul 4 8:30am
Two and a Half MenOw, Ow Don't Stop(Season 8, Episode 10) FX

Charlie spends money wildly for his old lover Courtney, who returns after spending three years in prison.

Sat Jul 4 9:00am
Two and a Half MenDead from the Waist Down(Season 8, Episode 11) FX

Alan gets creative with a gift for Lyndsey when he's ashamed that he can't afford an expensive present.

Sat Jul 4 9:30am
Two and a Half MenChocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead(Season 8, Episode 12) FX

Charlie and Courtney split up, and a depressed Charlie seeks solace from his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman.

Sat Jul 4 10:00am
Two and a Half MenSkunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup(Season 8, Episode 13) FX

Alan becomes paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start to become friends.

Sat Jul 4 4:35pm
The Waterboy MOMAX

This box-office bonanza casts Adam Sandler as an innocent from backwater Louisiana who goes from waterboy to college-football star. Mama: Kathy Bates. Vicki Vallencourt: Fairuza Balk. Coach Klein: Henry Winkler. Captain Insano: Paul Wight. Lynn Swann, Jimm (more…)

Sun Jul 5 4:01am
Two and a Half MenChocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead(Season 8, Episode 12) FX

Charlie and Courtney split up, and a depressed Charlie seeks solace from his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman.

Sun Jul 5 4:31am
Two and a Half MenSkunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup(Season 8, Episode 13) FX

Alan becomes paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start to become friends.

Mon Jul 6 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenLookin' for Japanese Subs(Season 8, Episode 14) FX

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts.

Mon Jul 6 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenThree Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak(Season 8, Episode 15) FX

Charlie and Rose's affair continues while Alan's chiropractic business turns shady.

Tue Jul 7 5:55am
Holy Man TMC

Unholy mess about a spiritual mystery man named G. (Eddie Murphy) who is exploited by an ambitious TV producer (Jeff Goldblum) to boost ratings at a home-shopping channel. Kate: Kelly Preston. McBainbridge: Robert Loggia. Barry: Jon Cryer. Directed by Step (more…)

Tue Jul 7 11:00am
Two and a Half MenLookin' for Japanese Subs(Season 8, Episode 14) FX

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts.

Tue Jul 7 11:30am
Two and a Half MenThree Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak(Season 8, Episode 15) FX

Charlie and Rose's affair continues while Alan's chiropractic business turns shady.

Tue Jul 7 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Darn Priest(Season 8, Episode 16) FX

Alan learns Rose's secret when he meets her "husband," and Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to find time to be alone with Rose.

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