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Thu Sep 29 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenDead from the Waist Down(Season 8, Episode 11) FX

Alan gets creative with a gift for Lyndsey when he's ashamed that he can't afford an expensive present.

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Thu Sep 29 1:00pm
Two and a Half MenChocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead(Season 8, Episode 12) FX

Charlie and Courtney split up, and a depressed Charlie seeks solace from his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman.

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Thu Sep 29 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenSkunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup(Season 8, Episode 13) FX

Alan becomes paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start to become friends.

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Thu Sep 29 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenLookin' for Japanese Subs(Season 8, Episode 14) FX

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts.

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Fri Sep 30 11:00am
Two and a Half MenSkunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup(Season 8, Episode 13) FX

Alan becomes paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start to become friends.

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Fri Sep 30 11:30am
Two and a Half MenLookin' for Japanese Subs(Season 8, Episode 14) FX

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts.

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Fri Sep 30 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenThree Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak(Season 8, Episode 15) FX

Charlie and Rose's affair continues while Alan's chiropractic business turns shady.

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Fri Sep 30 5:30pm
Two and a Half MenThat Darn Priest(Season 8, Episode 16) FX

Alan learns Rose's secret when he meets her "husband," and Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to find time to be alone with Rose.

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Sat Oct 1 9:00am
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt(Season 9, Episode 1) FX

In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt.

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Sat Oct 1 9:30am
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes(Season 9, Episode 2) FX

In the conclusion of a two-part ninth-season opener, Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

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Mon Oct 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenGiant Cat Holding Churro(Season 9, Episode 5) FX

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

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Mon Oct 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover(Season 9, Episode 6) FX

Walden receives divorce papers, but then he meets a woman who looks just like Bridget.

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Tue Oct 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenGiant Cat Holding Churro(Season 9, Episode 5) FX

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

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Tue Oct 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover(Season 9, Episode 6) FX

Walden receives divorce papers, but then he meets a woman who looks just like Bridget.

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Tue Oct 4 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets(Season 9, Episode 7) FX

Jake develops a crush on his Japanese tutor, and his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan is fascinated by Charlie's journal, which Charlie left to him.

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Tue Oct 4 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenThanks for the Intercourse(Season 9, Episode 8) FX

Walden redecorates, and the change unsettles Alan as it prompts him to think of losing Charlie.

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Wed Oct 5 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets(Season 9, Episode 7) FX

Jake develops a crush on his Japanese tutor, and his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan is fascinated by Charlie's journal, which Charlie left to him.

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Wed Oct 5 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenThanks for the Intercourse(Season 9, Episode 8) FX

Walden redecorates, and the change unsettles Alan as it prompts him to think of losing Charlie.

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Wed Oct 5 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots(Season 9, Episode 9) FX

Alan comes home from the hospital and encounters a series of daunting challenges.

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Wed Oct 5 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenFishbowl Full of Glass Eyes(Season 9, Episode 10) FX

Walden likes a British woman, but both Walden and the woman doubt that he's ready to date yet.

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Thu Oct 6 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots(Season 9, Episode 9) FX

Alan comes home from the hospital and encounters a series of daunting challenges.

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Thu Oct 6 1:00pm
Two and a Half MenFishbowl Full of Glass Eyes(Season 9, Episode 10) FX

Walden likes a British woman, but both Walden and the woman doubt that he's ready to date yet.

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Thu Oct 6 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenWhat A Lovely Landing Strip(Season 9, Episode 11) FX

Bridget reappears just as Walden is romancing a new love interest.

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Thu Oct 6 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenSlowly and in a Circular Fashion(Season 9, Episode 13) FX

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

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