Confetti movie trailer - starring Martin Freeman, Stephen Mangan, Felicity Montagu, Jessica Stevenson, Jimmy Carr, Meredith MacNeill. Directed by Debbie Isitt. Theatrical Release Date: 9/15/2006
England, the summer of '66 and the country is about to be consumed by World Cup Fever. For 12-year-old Bernie (GREGG SULKIN), the biggest day of his life is looming, the day he becomes a man - his Bar Mitzvah. However Bernie's North London family seems a little distracted. His father Manny (EDDIE MARSAN) is concerned about the giant supermarket opening opposite his grocery shop, a business he shares with his more charismatic younger brother, Jimmy (PETER SERAFINOWICZ) -- and it's making Manny's bizarre obsessive compulsive disorder even worse than usual. Between worrying about Manny and Bernie's older brother Alvie (BEN NEWTON), mother Esther (HELENA BONHAM CARTER) barely has time to notice her better behaved younger son, and the only attention Bernie ever gets from Alvie is a punch for stepping onto the wrong side of their shared bedroom. Bernie believes his Bar Mitzvah is about to change all this. He'll no longer be the kid everyone ignores, and he envisions and begins to plan the perfect ceremony and reception, where everyone assembled will acknowledge his new status as a man. Unfortunately for Bernie, things don't quite go according to plan.
First, Manny's business fails, and suddenly the lavish hotel party that Bernie had been promised is replaced with a tiny affair in his parent's front room. Worse than that though, the World Cup Final is scheduled for the same day as his Bar Mitzvah. Despite Bernie's pleas, Manny and Esther won't hear of moving the date, as "England will never get through to the final." Bernie senses it's not wise to push the issue with his increasingly neurotic parents, but he is panic-stricken. His only solace comes from his relationships with asthma specialist, Dr. Barrie (STEPHEN REA), and his blind Hebrew instructor, Rabbi Linov (RICHARD KATZ), who give Bernie life lessons reminding him what it really means to become a man.
Over the next few weeks, Bernie spends his spare time watching the World Cup like a hawk as England wins through the qualifying rounds, and ultimately earns a spot in the final against West Germany. Bernie's worst nightmare has come true. Back at home things reach
crisis point when the house catches fire and Manny's life savings go up in smoke. Manny is so depressed he is prepared to walk out on his family. It's only when Jimmy falls off a ladder and injures himself and impresses upon Manny his familial responsibilities that he finally pulls
The big day finally arrives and an excited hum spreads across the country - not so for Bernie. As he predicted, only a handful of relatives turn up to his Bar Mitzvah, and even they can't hide their desperation to get back home to watch the match. Amidst the chaos and disappointment, Bernie decides enough is enough. He runs to the sanctuary of Dr. Barrie's house only to discover that Dr. Barrie's life isn't so perfect either. Meanwhile, Manny and Esther discover their son's meticulously laid plans for the biggest Bar Mitzvah ever, and
The Bond boy is back! Global media magnate Elliot Carver believes there's no news like bad news and he'll stop at nothing to create it. He deliberately sets out to start a war and it's up to Bond to stop him.
Onegin movie trailer - starring Ralph Fiennes, Liv Tyler, Lena Headey, Martin Donovan, Alun Armstrong, Harriet Walter. Directed by Martha Fiennes. Genre: Drama
On their quest to find Medusa, our heroes become ensnared in the blood sport of the Scythians. Watch the trailer for the next all-new 'Atlantis,' airing Saturday, January 25 at 9/8c on BBC AMERICA.
High Hopes -- Who ever said potheads dont have Dreams....Back from Jamaica, a suburban slacker (Cole Pensinger) promises his girlfriend (Stacey Giambastiani) that he is finally ready to put his weed habit behind him... just not yet. True to form, he calls his friends to smoke with him, only to lose sight of the weed. Now their desperate, yet lazy, search for weed leads them to a pimp, a drug dealer, and a hustler.
Meanwhile, the guys are befuddled by a downstairs roommate (Phil Mazo) who is as crazy about exercise as they are about marijuana. With little money, so-so wit, but lots of heart, these friends may yet learn that weed is not the only purpose in life... though it may just be the most satisfying one.
Award-winning filmmaker Yuri Alves makes a drastic departure from his darker, dramatic work by blithely framing a colorful and humorous world within a house.
A husband and wife con team mastermind their final caper that will set them up for a life of luxury.
The Carver Media Group Network seems to know the news even before it happens.It's up to James Bond to find out how and why.
12 year-old Bernie is ignored by his own family. His obsessive compulsive father Manny (EDDIE MARSAN) is concerned about the giant supermarket opening opposite his grocery shop, and his mother Esther (HELENA BONHAM CARTER) is too busy worrying about Manny and Alvie, Bernie's mischievous older brother.
In a wondrous parallel world where witches soar the skies and Ice Bears rule the frozen North, one special girl is destined to hold the fate of the universe in her hands. When Lyra Belacqua (Dakota Blue Richards) becomes the keeper of the Golden Compass, she discovers that her world – and all those beyond – is threatened by the secret plans of Mrs. Coulter (Nicole Kidman). With the help of Lord Asriel (Daniel Craig) and a group of unlikely allies ready to stand at her side, Lyra embarks on an extraordinary quest that celebrates friendship and courage against all odds.
In a wondrous parallel world where witches soar the skies and Ice Bears rule the frozen North, one special girl is destined to hold the fate of the universe in her hands.
The story centers around Lyra, a 12-year-old girl who starts out trying to rescue a friend who's been kidnapped by a mysterious organization known as the Gobblers - and winds up on an epic quest to save not only her world, but ours as well.
"Say" "I do" to this hilarious mockumentary about a trio of wacky couples who vow to win the coveted title of "Most Original Wedding of the Year." The dueling duos include the tuneless Matt (Martin Freeman) and Sam (Jessica Stevenson) whose unfortunate wedding theme is Hollywood musicals; the hyper-competitive tennis partners Josef (Steven Mangan) and Isabelle (Meredith MacNeil), and the outrageously uninhibited nudists Michael (Robert Webb) and Joanna (Olivia Colman). At stake is a million-dollar dream home, but can love survive in the midst of unbridled prenuptial chaos?
Three wacky British couples battle no holds barred as they set out to win the title of "Most Original Wedding of the Year!" Tension, rivalry, and wedding bliss are inevitable in this witty and affectionate comedy.
Mr. Edwards, a paranoid computer programmer, hires Dirk to investigate whether the Pentagon is tracking his every move. Dirk dismisses him as a quack, but when he discovers Edwards's revolutionary software prototype, the detective realizes he's stumbled onto something big.
After the tragic events surrounding Medusa's disappearance, the boys visit the inventor Daedalus with the hope of a cure. But an impatient Hercules acts on information from the unscrupulous Crios and sets off in search of his love. His decision soon sees the boys running for their lives as they become the prey in a brutal manhunt. With hopes of an escape fading, their courage is tested to its limit, until a lifeline comes from an unexpected source.
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Hedgewick's World of Wonders: the perfect theme park day out. And ground zero for a deadly silver resurrection.
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Jenny must handle a new case very carefully when she is assigned a patient who has an abusive husband.
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Dirk's former clients are turning up dead, and a police inspector with a grudge against the detective would like nothing more than to convict him. Dirk and MacDuff race to find the killer before he can strike their newest client--a beautiful woman with a mysterious stalker.
Dirk and MacDuff are hired as security consultants at their old university. While Dirk is preoccupied trying to find out why he was expelled years ago, an immensely valuable robot is stolen. Later, Dirk's old mentor is murdered, forcing the duo to investigate while evading the police.
Struggling holistic detective Dirk Gently is hot on the trail of a missing cat when a chance encounter with MacDuff, an old college chum, leads to an even bigger case--the disappearance of billionaire Gordon Way. Dirk recruits the hapless MacDuff as his sidekick to solve the crime.
Lewis and Hathaway track down the prime suspect in the assault of a teenage girl, but he has a seemingly watertight alibi from three pillars of the Oxford community. When the suspect is suddenly murdered, Lewis reveals a web of intrigue and sordid secrets that exposes the Oxford elite.
As the Harvest Show comes around, Constable Patterson is used to his wife taking to her bed with a mysterious illness. But this year is different: she gives him permission to seek a new wife.
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A journalist informs Jared that she has evidence of him at a gay party where a young rent boy fell off a balcony and died. Miriam comes up with ideas for damage limitation. However, Vivienne does an unexpected piece about the party on her live show.
Janey (Harriet Thorpe), a journalist from Daily Mail, informs Jared that she has evidence of him at a gay party where a young rent boy fell off a balcony and died. Miriam comes up with ideas for damage limitation. However, The Vivienne Vyle Show is being broadcast live to mark the end of the season and at the end of the show, Vivienne does an unexpected piece to camera about the party and brings Jared on to admit he is an alcoholic, but does not mention he is gay. She then says she was abused as a child and, as the live show ends, gets a warm welcome from the audience.
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