Jan Hooks

Coneheads -- One look and you know they're from a very strange place. They're from New Jersey, by way of 'France,' by way of far- off, far -out Remulak. They're Coneheads. And their comedy antics are heads above the crowd! Lampooning our Bluntheaded civilization as only a Conehead can.

Batman Returns -- This film pits the caped crusader against his most fiendish opponentsyet: the evil Penguin and the sinuous, mysterious and sensual Catwoman.

As the daughter of a legendary grid iron star, a young woman's greatest desire is to coach a team of her own. But when the chauvinistic powers- that-be assign her to an inner-city ghetto school, the spirited female has her work cut out for her.

A heartwarming and funny hit that's earned overwhelming critical acclaim, Simon Birch features great performances from stars Ashley Judd (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, High Crimes, Kiss the Girls) and Oliver Platt (Bicentennial Man, Don't Say a Word) in an outstanding cast! Even though Simon Birch is the smallest kid in town, deep down he knows that he was born to do something big! He's on a constant search to discover his destiny, but somehow manages to find nothing but trouble! Meanwhile, Simon's loyal best friend, Joe (Joseph Mazzello -- Jurassic Park, Radio Flyer), is searching for the identity of his father, a secret his beautiful mother (Judd) has guarded Joe's entire life. Discover for yourself the undeniable charms of this uplifting and inspirational motion picture as these two share the hilarious, and sometimes tragic, ups and downs that will forever bind them together!

Even though Simon Birch is the smallest kid in town, deep down he knows that he was born to do something big! He's on a constant search to discover his destiny, but somehow manages to find nothing but trouble!

Even though Simon Birch is the smallest kid in town, deep down he knows that he was born to do something big! He's on a constant search to discover his destiny, but somehow manages to find nothing but trouble!

Simon Birch was the smallest baby delivered at Gravestown Memorial Hospital. Fate takes an unexpected turn when Simon gets his first baseball hit: a high foul ball with tragic consequences.

The Coneheads were a sketch on the Saturday Night Live television show of the late '70s which were expanded to feature-length proportions with this film. The story concerns Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) and Prymaat (Jane Curtin), who leave the planet Remulak to prepare for an invasion of Planet Earth. But due to a malfunction, they find themselves plunged into the Hudson River and forced to take up residence in Paramus, New Jersey where Beldar gets work as an appliance salesman and makes a deal for a phony social security card. Before long, all thoughts of invading Earth are left behind as Beldar and Prymaat quickly adapt to suburban life — except for their coneheads and metallic-sounding voices, they become a typical middle-class suburban family. The Coneheads have a child, Connie (Michelle Burke) and Beldar becomes a New York cab driver and starts up his own driving school. Connie grows into a teenager and a neighborhood boy, Ronnie (Chris Farley), develops a crush on her because he likes to rub her conehead. But a nefarious INS agent, Gorman Seedling (Michael McKean), and his toady assistant, Turnbull (David Spade), are hot on The Coneheads' trail because of Beldar's false social security card. Not only that, but the Remulakian Highmaster (Dave Thomas) is beginning to wonder what ever happened to Beldar's invasion of the third rock from the sun.

One look and you know they're from a very strange place. They're from New Jersey, by way of "France," by way of far- off, far -out Remulak. They're Coneheads. And their comedy antics are heads above the crowd! Lampooning our Bluntheaded civilization as only a Conehead can.

One look and you know they're from a very strange place. They're from New Jersey, by way of "France," by way of far- off, far -out Remulak. They're Coneheads. And their comedy antics are heads above the crowd! Lampooning our Bluntheaded civilization as only a Conehead can.

One look and you know they're from a very strange place. They're from New Jersey, by way of "France," by way of far-off, far-out Remulak. They're CONEHEADS. And their comedy antics are heads above the crowd! Lampooning our Bluntheaded civilization as only a Conehead can.

This film pits the caped crusader against his most fiendish opponentsyet: the evil Penguin and the sinuous, mysterious and sensual Catwoman.