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Sun Feb 7 2:51am
Two and a Half MenIxnay on the Oggie Day FX

Tricia Helfer returns as Chelsea's college friend, whom Charlie meets again; and Alan has a surprising effect on a patient (Frances Fisher).

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Mon Feb 8 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenKeith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave FX

Alan tolerates Jake's new friend, who is a bad influence, because he's attracted to the boy's mother, played by Courtney Thorne-Smith.

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Mon Feb 8 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenI Called Him Magoo FX

Alan plans a romantic night with his new girlfriend (Courtney Thorne-Smith), hoping for more intimacy.

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Tue Feb 9 11:30am
Two and a Half MenKeith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave FX

Alan tolerates Jake's new friend, who is a bad influence, because he's attracted to the boy's mother, played by Courtney Thorne-Smith.

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Tue Feb 9 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenI Called Him Magoo FX

Alan plans a romantic night with his new girlfriend (Courtney Thorne-Smith), hoping for more intimacy.

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Tue Feb 9 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenGumby with a Pokey FX

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his former girlfriends. ZZ Top make a cameo appearance.

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Tue Feb 9 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenThis Is Not Gonna End Well FX

In the seventh-season finale, Charlie's license is suspended and Jake becomes his driver; and Alan plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party, which doesn't please Charlie.

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Wed Feb 10 11:30am
Two and a Half MenGumby with a Pokey FX

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his former girlfriends. ZZ Top make a cameo appearance.

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Wed Feb 10 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThis Is Not Gonna End Well FX

In the seventh-season finale, Charlie's license is suspended and Jake becomes his driver; and Alan plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party, which doesn't please Charlie.

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Wed Feb 10 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenThree Girls and a Guy Named Bud FX

In the eighth-season opener, Jake goes to live with his mom and Herb when he finds out that his dad is dating Eldridge's mom; and Charlie thinks it's time to cut back on his drinking.

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Wed Feb 10 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenA Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer FX

Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, and an overjoyed Charlie tries to persuade Alan to accept the offer.

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Thu Feb 11 11:00am
Two and a Half MenThree Girls and a Guy Named Bud FX

In the eighth-season opener, Jake goes to live with his mom and Herb when he finds out that his dad is dating Eldridge's mom; and Charlie thinks it's time to cut back on his drinking.

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Thu Feb 11 11:30am
Two and a Half MenA Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer FX

Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, and an overjoyed Charlie tries to persuade Alan to accept the offer.

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Thu Feb 11 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenA Pudding-Filled Cactus FX

Alan moves in with Lyndsey, but he continues his affair with Melissa, whom he meets at Charlie's house.

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Thu Feb 11 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenHookers, Hookers, Hookers FX

When Alan burns down Lyndsey's home, Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house.

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Thu Feb 11 9:01pm
MomCinderella and a Drunk MacGyverNew CBS

Christy attempts to help a sightly newcomer to AA, but the situation becomes complicated when she's drawn to him. Elsewhere, Bonnie sets out to attend a lavish charity gala with Jill. Joe Manganiello guest stars.

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Fri Feb 12 11:00am
Two and a Half MenA Pudding-Filled Cactus FX

Alan moves in with Lyndsey, but he continues his affair with Melissa, whom he meets at Charlie's house.

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Fri Feb 12 11:30am
Two and a Half MenHookers, Hookers, Hookers FX

When Alan burns down Lyndsey's home, Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house.

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Fri Feb 12 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenThe Immortal Mr. Billy Joel FX

Alan pretends to be Charlie for a night, while Charlie is away getting cosmetic surgery.

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Fri Feb 12 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenTwanging Your Magic Clanger FX

Charlie dates a woman who's slightly older, but the age difference is just enough to trouble him.

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Sat Feb 13 10:00am
Two and a Half MenThe Crazy Bitch Gazette FX

Charlie's new girlfriend grows frustrated with Rose, who continues to stalk Charlie.

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Sat Feb 13 10:30am
Two and a Half MenSpringtime on a Stick FX

Charlie and Alan plays matchmaker for Evelyn and try to set her up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.

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Sat Feb 13 11:00am
Two and a Half MenSips, Sonnets and Sodomy FX

Tempers flare when Walden, Alan, Lyndsey and Zoey are trapped in the house during a storm for a sequestration that might result in another Valentine's Day massacre.

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Sat Feb 13 11:30am
Two and a Half MenAdvantage: Fat, Flying Baby FX

Walden pleads with Kate to give their romance another shot when he's lonely on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Alan's holiday with Lyndsey doesn't proceed as he'd hoped.

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