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Sun Jul 31 2:00am
Two and a Half MenCarpet Burns and a Bite Mark(Season 3, Episode 3) FX

When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart. Sandy and Mandy Bentley guest star. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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Sun Jul 31 2:30am
Two and a Half MenYour Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs(Season 3, Episode 4) FX

Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

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Mon Aug 1 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenSleep Tight, Puddin' Pop(Season 3, Episode 7) FX

Martin Sheen guest stars as Rose's dad, who confronts Charlie and asks what his intentions are towards his daughter after an inebriated Charlie sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Margaret: June Squibb. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Alan: Jo (more…)

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Mon Aug 1 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Voodoo That I Do Do(Season 3, Episode 8) FX

Charlie dupes Jake into joining a ballet class just so he can flirt with the teacher (Emmanuelle Vaugier). Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

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Tue Aug 2 11:30am
Two and a Half MenSleep Tight, Puddin' Pop(Season 3, Episode 7) FX

Martin Sheen guest stars as Rose's dad, who confronts Charlie and asks what his intentions are towards his daughter after an inebriated Charlie sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Margaret: June Squibb. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Alan: Jo (more…)

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Tue Aug 2 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Voodoo That I Do Do(Season 3, Episode 8) FX

Charlie dupes Jake into joining a ballet class just so he can flirt with the teacher (Emmanuelle Vaugier). Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

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Tue Aug 2 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend(Season 3, Episode 9) FX

Cloris Leachman plays Charlie's wealthy neighbor who wants Alan to be her boy toy. Meanwhile, Jake wants to send money to a televangelist. Kim: April Bowlby. Hector: Phil Abrams. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

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Tue Aug 2 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenSomething Salty and Twisted(Season 3, Episode 10) FX

Charlie helps Alan with his unhealthy need to always to gain approval from women. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Alan: Jon Cryer.

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Wed Aug 3 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend(Season 3, Episode 9) FX

Cloris Leachman plays Charlie's wealthy neighbor who wants Alan to be her boy toy. Meanwhile, Jake wants to send money to a televangelist. Kim: April Bowlby. Hector: Phil Abrams. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

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Wed Aug 3 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenSomething Salty and Twisted(Season 3, Episode 10) FX

Charlie helps Alan with his unhealthy need to always to gain approval from women. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Alan: Jon Cryer.

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Wed Aug 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Special Tug(Season 3, Episode 12) FX

Charlie goes to a psychiatrist (Jane Lynch) to try and learn how to deal with Alan's emotional problems. Terry: Andrea Bendewald. Beth: Valerie Azlynn.

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Wed Aug 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenHumiliation Is a Visual Medium(Season 3, Episode 13) FX

Charley uncharacteristically finds himself in a relationship that isn't based on sex.

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Thu Aug 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenThat Special Tug(Season 3, Episode 12) FX

Charlie goes to a psychiatrist (Jane Lynch) to try and learn how to deal with Alan's emotional problems. Terry: Andrea Bendewald. Beth: Valerie Azlynn.

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Thu Aug 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenHumiliation Is a Visual Medium(Season 3, Episode 13) FX

Charley uncharacteristically finds himself in a relationship that isn't based on sex.

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Thu Aug 4 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenLove Isn't Blind, It's Retarded(Season 3, Episode 14) FX

Charlie and Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) decide to make love, but after the long wait, he's worried that he won't live up to her expectations. Meanwhile, Alan has his hands full with one of Charlie's former lovers. Kandi: April Bowlby. Alan: Jon Cryer.

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Thu Aug 4 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenMy Tongue Is Meat(Season 3, Episode 15) FX

Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) and Charlie clash over his lifestyle.

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Fri Aug 5 11:30am
Two and a Half MenLove Isn't Blind, It's Retarded(Season 3, Episode 14) FX

Charlie and Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) decide to make love, but after the long wait, he's worried that he won't live up to her expectations. Meanwhile, Alan has his hands full with one of Charlie's former lovers. Kandi: April Bowlby. Alan: Jon Cryer.

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Fri Aug 5 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenMy Tongue Is Meat(Season 3, Episode 15) FX

Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) and Charlie clash over his lifestyle.

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Fri Aug 5 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenErgo, the Booty Call(Season 3, Episode 16) FX

Alan does his best to avoid the awkwardness of having his 22-year-old girlfriend attend Jake's birthday party.

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Fri Aug 5 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Unfortunate Little Schnauzer(Season 3, Episode 17) FX

Charlie is tricked by his mom and Alan into attending a jingle writers awards dinner, a prize he's never won, where he has to endure comments from a pompous multiple winner (Jon Lovitz). Gordon: J.D. Walsh.

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Sat Aug 6 8:00am
Two and a Half MenThe Spit-Covered Cobbler(Season 3, Episode 18) FX

Alan starts paying his girlfriend's bills and runs into financial problems.

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Sat Aug 6 8:30am
Two and a Half MenGolly Moses, She's a Muffin(Season 3, Episode 19) FX

Alan's girlfriend (April Bowlby) moves in with him, and the new situation creates tension in the house.

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Sat Aug 6 9:00am
Two and a Half MenAlways a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro(Season 3, Episode 20) FX

While Alan rushes to Kandi, who's living with Judith, to try and win his girlfriend back, Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother (Gail O'Grady). Meanwhile, Kandi sets Judith up on a date with her dad (Kevin Sorbo). Kandi: April Bowlby.

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Sat Aug 6 9:30am
Two and a Half MenAnd the Plot Moistens(Season 3, Episode 21) FX

Alan falls for Jake's teacher (Julia Campbell), whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his audition for the school musical.

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