Wed Jun 3 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Soil Is Moist(Season 5, Episode 13) FX

Alan dates a friend of Judith's, and the woman gossips about Judith's sex life. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Cynthia: Jessica Tuck.

Wed Jun 3 5:30pm
Two and a Half MenWinky-Dink Time(Season 5, Episode 14) FX

Charlie and Jake go on a double date; and Charlie arranges a date with a prostitute for Alan.

Thu Jun 4 1:00am
Two and a Half MenThe Soil Is Moist(Season 5, Episode 13) FX

Alan dates a friend of Judith's, and the woman gossips about Judith's sex life. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Cynthia: Jessica Tuck.

Thu Jun 4 1:30am
Two and a Half MenWinky-Dink Time(Season 5, Episode 14) FX

Charlie and Jake go on a double date; and Charlie arranges a date with a prostitute for Alan.

Thu Jun 4 2:02am
My Wife and KidsHe Heard, She Heard(Season 2, Episode 6) OXYGN

Michael won't let Claire go to a party, but she's not about to take “no” for an answer, so a standoff ensues. Father-daughter trust is its first victim as she plots to go to the party while he plots to catch her. Erica: Rudee Lipscomb. Shante: Cara Mia (more…)

Thu Jun 4 7:56am
My Wife and KidsLet Them Eat Pie(Season 2, Episode 8) OXYGN

Claire, playing a dare game with Jr. and Kady, eats Michael's piece of pie. Michael's punishment: Let them eat pie (and only pie). Meanwhile, Michael offers to be the dieting Jay's “chubby buddy”: He'll eat the same lo-cal food she does. Of course, he (more…)

Thu Jun 4 8:28am
My Wife and KidsJay Gets Fired(Season 2, Episode 9) OXYGN

Jay's in for a surprise when she takes Claire and Kady to her office on Take Your Daughters to Work Day: She gets fired. “Baby, I'm so sorry,” Michael tells her. She knows he doesn't mean it: Now he has the full-time housewife he's been longing for. Ke (more…)

Thu Jun 4 9:00am
My Wife and KidsThe Whole World Is Watching(Season 2, Episode 10) OXYGN

When Jay buys new computer software, Michael, assuming that Jr. will use it to watch pornography, demands she return it. Jay refuses, precipitating a cold war between the two. “Fix it,” Jr. (George O. Gore Jr.) tells his father. He and Jay do. Do they (more…)

Thu Jun 4 9:30am
My Wife and KidsLetting Go(Season 2, Episode 11) OXYGN

Kady has acquired a hamster and Claire has a crush on a boy named Tony. Both developments pose parental challenges for Michael and Jay. The hamster dies. And Michael wishes Claire's new beau would follow suit. Tony: Andrew McFarlane. Claire: Jennifer Freem (more…)

Thu Jun 4 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenRough Night in Hump Junction(Season 5, Episode 15) FX

Alan is afraid that Charlie's womanizing has reached a dangerous level. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Pepper: Anastasia Roark. Gretchen: Andrea Bogart. Sam: Barry Livingston. Fred: Clint Carmichael.

Fri Jun 5 7:30am
My Wife and KidsThe Whole World Is Watching(Season 2, Episode 10) OXYGN

When Jay buys new computer software, Michael, assuming that Jr. will use it to watch pornography, demands she return it. Jay refuses, precipitating a cold war between the two. “Fix it,” Jr. (George O. Gore Jr.) tells his father. He and Jay do. Do they (more…)

Fri Jun 5 7:56am
My Wife and KidsLetting Go(Season 2, Episode 11) OXYGN

Kady has acquired a hamster and Claire has a crush on a boy named Tony. Both developments pose parental challenges for Michael and Jay. The hamster dies. And Michael wishes Claire's new beau would follow suit. Tony: Andrew McFarlane. Claire: Jennifer Freem (more…)

Fri Jun 5 11:48am
National Lampoon's Animal House COMEDY

A party-centric fraternity causes all sorts of havoc and hijinks on a college campus in the early 1960s, leading to their expulsion and a grand act of revenge.

Fri Jun 5 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenRough Night in Hump Junction(Season 5, Episode 15) FX

Alan is afraid that Charlie's womanizing has reached a dangerous level. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Pepper: Anastasia Roark. Gretchen: Andrea Bogart. Sam: Barry Livingston. Fred: Clint Carmichael.

Sat Jun 6 8:00am
National Lampoon's Animal House COMEDY

A party-centric fraternity causes all sorts of havoc and hijinks on a college campus in the early 1960s, leading to their expulsion and a grand act of revenge.

Sat Jun 6 10:00am
Two and a Half MenTaterhead Is Our Love Child(Season 6, Episode 1) FX

In the sixth-season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) whose son bears a striking resemblance to him. Russell: Martin Mull. Chuck: Aaron Refvem. Brenda: Meeghan Holaway. Clive: Brendan Patrick Connor.

Sat Jun 6 10:30am
Two and a Half MenPie Hole, Herb(Season 6, Episode 2) FX

Alan loans Charlie money, but takes things a step too far when he tries to get the cash back. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Ginger: Lisa Jay.

Sun Jun 7 1:30am
Two and a Half MenTaterhead Is Our Love Child(Season 6, Episode 1) FX

In the sixth-season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) whose son bears a striking resemblance to him. Russell: Martin Mull. Chuck: Aaron Refvem. Brenda: Meeghan Holaway. Clive: Brendan Patrick Connor.

Sun Jun 7 3:00am
Two and a Half MenPie Hole, Herb(Season 6, Episode 2) FX

Alan loans Charlie money, but takes things a step too far when he tries to get the cash back. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Ginger: Lisa Jay.

Mon Jun 8 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Flavin' and the Mavin'(Season 6, Episode 4) FX

Charlie romances Alan's receptionist, and Alan has a bad feeling about the outcome. Melissa: Kelly Stables.

Tue Jun 9 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenIt's Always Nazi Week(Season 6, Episode 6) FX

Alan jumps at another chance with Judith after she sends Herb (Ryan Stiles) packing.

Tue Jun 9 5:30pm
Two and a Half MenBest H.O. Money Can Buy(Season 6, Episode 7) FX

Alan tries to dodge Judith, who has become a little too needy, while Charlie and Herb go out in search of women.

Sat Jun 13 11:30am
Two and a Half MenThe 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?(Season 6, Episode 17) FX

Charlie declares his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), but he isn't prepared for the response he receives.

Sun Jun 14 4:30am
Two and a Half MenThe 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?(Season 6, Episode 17) FX

Charlie declares his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), but he isn't prepared for the response he receives.

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