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Sat Oct 1 9:00am
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt(Season 9, Episode 1) FX

In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt.

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Sat Oct 1 9:30am
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes(Season 9, Episode 2) FX

In the conclusion of a two-part ninth-season opener, Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

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Mon Oct 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenGiant Cat Holding Churro(Season 9, Episode 5) FX

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

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Mon Oct 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover(Season 9, Episode 6) FX

Walden receives divorce papers, but then he meets a woman who looks just like Bridget.

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Tue Oct 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenGiant Cat Holding Churro(Season 9, Episode 5) FX

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

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Tue Oct 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover(Season 9, Episode 6) FX

Walden receives divorce papers, but then he meets a woman who looks just like Bridget.

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Tue Oct 4 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets(Season 9, Episode 7) FX

Jake develops a crush on his Japanese tutor, and his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan is fascinated by Charlie's journal, which Charlie left to him.

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Tue Oct 4 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenThanks for the Intercourse(Season 9, Episode 8) FX

Walden redecorates, and the change unsettles Alan as it prompts him to think of losing Charlie.

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Wed Oct 5 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets(Season 9, Episode 7) FX

Jake develops a crush on his Japanese tutor, and his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan is fascinated by Charlie's journal, which Charlie left to him.

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Wed Oct 5 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenThanks for the Intercourse(Season 9, Episode 8) FX

Walden redecorates, and the change unsettles Alan as it prompts him to think of losing Charlie.

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Wed Oct 5 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots(Season 9, Episode 9) FX

Alan comes home from the hospital and encounters a series of daunting challenges.

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Wed Oct 5 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenFishbowl Full of Glass Eyes(Season 9, Episode 10) FX

Walden likes a British woman, but both Walden and the woman doubt that he's ready to date yet.

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Wed Oct 5 10:35pm
National Lampoon's Animal House IFC

A party-centric fraternity causes all sorts of havoc and hijinks on a college campus in the early 1960s, leading to their expulsion and a grand act of revenge.

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Thu Oct 6 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots(Season 9, Episode 9) FX

Alan comes home from the hospital and encounters a series of daunting challenges.

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Thu Oct 6 1:00pm
Two and a Half MenFishbowl Full of Glass Eyes(Season 9, Episode 10) FX

Walden likes a British woman, but both Walden and the woman doubt that he's ready to date yet.

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Thu Oct 6 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenWhat A Lovely Landing Strip(Season 9, Episode 11) FX

Bridget reappears just as Walden is romancing a new love interest.

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Thu Oct 6 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenSlowly and in a Circular Fashion(Season 9, Episode 13) FX

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

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Fri Oct 7 11:00am
Two and a Half MenWhat A Lovely Landing Strip(Season 9, Episode 11) FX

Bridget reappears just as Walden is romancing a new love interest.

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Fri Oct 7 11:30am
Two and a Half MenSlowly and in a Circular Fashion(Season 9, Episode 13) FX

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

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Fri Oct 7 2:00pm
RebaPilot Episode CMT

Debut: Country-music singer Reba McEntire stars in this comedy about a dysfunctional Southern family. First up: Reba deals with losing her husband to his flaky mistress, a dental hygienist who's pregnant. Then her 17-year-old daughter stirs everyone up wit (more…)

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Fri Oct 7 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenA Possum on Chemo(Season 9, Episode 14) FX

Zoe asks Walden for a favor.

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Fri Oct 7 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Duchess of Dull-In-Sack(Season 9, Episode 15) FX

Walden tries to get Zoey to relax by introducing her to Berta's "enhanced" brownies.

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Sat Oct 8 9:00am
Two and a Half MenNot In My Mouth!(Season 9, Episode 17) FX

A brush with death drives a wedge between Walden and Zoey; Alan wonders about Lyndsey's drinking habits.

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Sat Oct 8 9:30am
Two and a Half MenThe War Against Gingivitis(Season 9, Episode 18) FX

Walden is taken aback when he gets a surprise visit from his bitter former business partner, who's looking to mend their differences.

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