Sun Aug 2 7:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Fat Mike(Season 1, Episode 5) FUSE

Chris lets a neighborhood kid ride his new bike, despite Julius's warning, and the kid takes off with it. Elsewhere, Julius's coworkers go on strike, so he fills his free time with housework, much to Rochelle's dismay.

Sun Aug 2 7:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Greg(Season 1, Episode 10) FUSE

Chris's friendship with Greg is jeopardized when they break the rules of Greg's house by playing video games after school. Elsewhere, Tonya misses having her big brother around to take the fall for her misdeeds. Art: Gary Basaraba. Greg: Vincent Martella.

Mon Aug 3 3:00am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Halloween(Season 1, Episode 6) FUSE

Halloween starts out as a treat for Chris when an older girl invites him to a costume party, but Caruso has a trick for the teen---rotten eggs. Meanwhile, Julius buys cheap candy to hand out to the neighborhood kids. Sweet Tooth: Antonio Fargas. Lisa: Jazz (more…)

Mon Aug 3 3:30am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates the Babysitter(Season 1, Episode 7) FUSE

Julius and Rochelle have a “date night” and hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but she has to leave to take care of a personal matter, so Chris must cover for her.

Mon Aug 3 6:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Snow Day(Season 2, Episode 13) FUSE

Snow blankets the city, and when Chris arrives at school he discovers that he and principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) are the only ones there. Meanwhile, Rochelle gets stuck on a subway with a robber; and Mr. Omar looks after Tonya and Drew while Julius tr (more…)

Mon Aug 3 6:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates the Substitute(Season 2, Episode 14) FUSE

Chris is excited when he gets a black substitute teacher (Orlando Jones), but his enthusiasm quickly turns to dread when the man pressures Chris to bring his grade up to an A. Meanwhile, Julius gets frustrated with Mr. Omar because he keeps borrowing Juliu (more…)

Mon Aug 3 7:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates DJs(Season 2, Episode 17) FUSE

Chris is asked to be a deejay at a party, so he buys expensive equipment and renames himself DJ Chrissy Chris; Drew tries to get Julius to take him to a magic show, but Julius' fear of rabbits gets in the way.

Mon Aug 3 7:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Chain Snatching(Season 2, Episode 16) FUSE

Malvo demands that Chris steal a gold chain for him and threatens a beating if Chris doesn't comply. Meanwhile, Rochelle is furious when she learns Julius has a credit card he never told her about; Tonya tries to win concert tickets to see Billy Ocean.

Mon Aug 3 8:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Cutting School(Season 2, Episode 15) FUSE

Chris and Greg cut class to catch a matinee of “Ghostbusters,” but they're the ones who end up getting busted; Rochelle embarrasses Tonya and Drew when she helps out at their school's book fair; Julius spends a frustrating day trying to get his driver' (more…)

Mon Aug 3 8:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Baseball(Season 2, Episode 18) FUSE

Chris must decide between going to a Mets game with his dad and brother or going to a movie with Tasha. Meanwhile, Rochelle's slacker brother asks her hairdresser, Vanessa, out on a date, and Rochelle tries to talk Vanessa out of going.

Mon Aug 3 9:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Gambling(Season 2, Episode 19) FUSE

Chris wins a lot of money for Doc by correctly predicting upsets in pro basketball games---until the neighborhood bookie threatens him. Back at home, Tonya gets tips from Julius on how to beat Drew in checkers.

Mon Aug 3 9:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Snow Day(Season 2, Episode 13) FUSE

Snow blankets the city, and when Chris arrives at school he discovers that he and principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) are the only ones there. Meanwhile, Rochelle gets stuck on a subway with a robber; and Mr. Omar looks after Tonya and Drew while Julius tr (more…)

Mon Aug 3 10:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates the Substitute(Season 2, Episode 14) FUSE

Chris is excited when he gets a black substitute teacher (Orlando Jones), but his enthusiasm quickly turns to dread when the man pressures Chris to bring his grade up to an A. Meanwhile, Julius gets frustrated with Mr. Omar because he keeps borrowing Juliu (more…)

Mon Aug 3 10:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates DJs(Season 2, Episode 17) FUSE

Chris is asked to be a deejay at a party, so he buys expensive equipment and renames himself DJ Chrissy Chris; Drew tries to get Julius to take him to a magic show, but Julius' fear of rabbits gets in the way.

Mon Aug 3 11:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Chain Snatching(Season 2, Episode 16) FUSE

Malvo demands that Chris steal a gold chain for him and threatens a beating if Chris doesn't comply. Meanwhile, Rochelle is furious when she learns Julius has a credit card he never told her about; Tonya tries to win concert tickets to see Billy Ocean.

Mon Aug 3 11:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Cutting School(Season 2, Episode 15) FUSE

Chris and Greg cut class to catch a matinee of “Ghostbusters,” but they're the ones who end up getting busted; Rochelle embarrasses Tonya and Drew when she helps out at their school's book fair; Julius spends a frustrating day trying to get his driver' (more…)

Tue Aug 4 12:00am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Baseball(Season 2, Episode 18) FUSE

Chris must decide between going to a Mets game with his dad and brother or going to a movie with Tasha. Meanwhile, Rochelle's slacker brother asks her hairdresser, Vanessa, out on a date, and Rochelle tries to talk Vanessa out of going.

Tue Aug 4 12:30am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Gambling(Season 2, Episode 19) FUSE

Chris wins a lot of money for Doc by correctly predicting upsets in pro basketball games---until the neighborhood bookie threatens him. Back at home, Tonya gets tips from Julius on how to beat Drew in checkers.

Tue Aug 4 4:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Dirty Jokes(Season 2, Episode 20) FUSE

Chris starts telling dirty jokes at school after he listens to his parents' Redd Foxx album. Meanwhile, Rochelle tries to set up a blind date for her mom; and Drew is pestered by a girl who keeps telling friends that he kissed her.

Tue Aug 4 4:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Math(Season 2, Episode 21) FUSE

Chris has trouble learning algebra, so Rochelle tries to teach him. Meanwhile, Julius gets Risky a job helping him deliver newspapers; and Drew breaks Julius' chair, but Tonya takes the blame and then makes Drew wait on her hand and foot.

Tue Aug 4 6:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates the Last Day(Season 2, Episode 22) FUSE

Chris plans to get revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable at school. Back at home, Julius tries to fix Mr. Omar's clogged drain, but he only makes things worse and gets reported to the housing authority.

Tue Aug 4 6:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates the Guidance Counselor(Season 3, Episode 1) FUSE

Chris fails an assessment test and is sent to see the school's guidance counselor (Chris Rock), who doesn't have a clue how to help Chris. Back at home, Julius tries to find a way out of buying the kids new school clothes.

Wed Aug 5 12:00am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Dirty Jokes(Season 2, Episode 20) FUSE

Chris starts telling dirty jokes at school after he listens to his parents' Redd Foxx album. Meanwhile, Rochelle tries to set up a blind date for her mom; and Drew is pestered by a girl who keeps telling friends that he kissed her.

Wed Aug 5 12:30am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Math(Season 2, Episode 21) FUSE

Chris has trouble learning algebra, so Rochelle tries to teach him. Meanwhile, Julius gets Risky a job helping him deliver newspapers; and Drew breaks Julius' chair, but Tonya takes the blame and then makes Drew wait on her hand and foot.

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