Sun Jul 5 8:00pm
Legally Blonde NIK

Breezy comedy with Reese Witherspoon as a ditzy blonde who decides to attend Harvard Law School when her snobby boyfriend dumps her for a more “appropriate” woman. Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Victor Garber, Holland Taylor. Raquel Welch has a cameo. The f (more…)

Mon Jul 6 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenLookin' for Japanese Subs(Season 8, Episode 14) FX-E

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts.

Mon Jul 6 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenThree Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak(Season 8, Episode 15) FX-E

Charlie and Rose's affair continues while Alan's chiropractic business turns shady.

Tue Jul 7 11:00am
Two and a Half MenLookin' for Japanese Subs(Season 8, Episode 14) FX-E

Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts.

Tue Jul 7 11:30am
Two and a Half MenThree Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak(Season 8, Episode 15) FX-E

Charlie and Rose's affair continues while Alan's chiropractic business turns shady.

Tue Jul 7 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Darn Priest(Season 8, Episode 16) FX-E

Alan learns Rose's secret when he meets her "husband," and Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to find time to be alone with Rose.

Tue Jul 7 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt(Season 9, Episode 1) FX-E

In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt.

Wed Jul 8 2:30am
The Sex Monster TMC

A man gets more than he bargained for after convincing his wife (Mariel Hemingway) to engage in a ménage à trois---and she discovers she likes women more than men. Marty: Mike Binder (who also wrote and directed). Didi: Renee Humphrey.

Wed Jul 8 11:30am
Two and a Half MenThat Darn Priest(Season 8, Episode 16) FX-E

Alan learns Rose's secret when he meets her "husband," and Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to find time to be alone with Rose.

Wed Jul 8 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt(Season 9, Episode 1) FX-E

In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt.

Wed Jul 8 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes(Season 9, Episode 2) FX-E

In the conclusion of a two-part ninth-season opener, Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

Wed Jul 8 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food(Season 9, Episode 3) FX-E

Alan gives dating advice to Walden as he prepares to go out with Bridget; and Jake decides to drop out of school because that's what Walden did.

Thu Jul 9 11:30am
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes(Season 9, Episode 2) FX-E

In the conclusion of a two-part ninth-season opener, Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

Thu Jul 9 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food(Season 9, Episode 3) FX-E

Alan gives dating advice to Walden as he prepares to go out with Bridget; and Jake decides to drop out of school because that's what Walden did.

Thu Jul 9 2:30pm
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers(Season 9, Episode 4) FX-E

Walden looks for Mrs. Right, and Alan wants Lyndsey back in his life.

Thu Jul 9 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenGiant Cat Holding Churro(Season 9, Episode 5) FX-E

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Fri Jul 10 11:30am
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers(Season 9, Episode 4) FX-E

Walden looks for Mrs. Right, and Alan wants Lyndsey back in his life.

Fri Jul 10 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenGiant Cat Holding Churro(Season 9, Episode 5) FX-E

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Fri Jul 10 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover(Season 9, Episode 6) FX-E

Walden receives divorce papers, but then he meets a woman who looks just like Bridget.

Fri Jul 10 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets(Season 9, Episode 7) FX-E

Jake develops a crush on his Japanese tutor, and his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan is fascinated by Charlie's journal, which Charlie left to him.

Sat Jul 11 1:00am
Keeping the Faith BRAVO

Long-time friends---one a Catholic priest (Edward Norton), one a rabbi (Ben Stiller)---reunite with an old pal (Jenna Elfman) who becomes the object of both their desires. Eli Wallach, Anne Bancroft, Milos Forman, Ron Rifkin. Norton's directorial debut.

Sat Jul 11 10:00am
Two and a Half MenThanks for the Intercourse(Season 9, Episode 8) FX-E

Walden redecorates, and the change unsettles Alan as it prompts him to think of losing Charlie.

Sat Jul 11 10:30am
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots(Season 9, Episode 9) FX-E

Alan comes home from the hospital and encounters a series of daunting challenges.

Sat Jul 11 11:00am
Two and a Half MenFishbowl Full of Glass Eyes(Season 9, Episode 10) FX-E

Walden likes a British woman, but both Walden and the woman doubt that he's ready to date yet.

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  • Birth Name: Holland Virginia Taylor
  • Birth Place: Philadelphia, PA
  • Birthday: January 14, 1943, Capricorn
  • Profession: Actor
  • User Rating:4.5 out of 5 (133 ratings)
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