Madonna says she would "rather get run over by a train" than get remarried.
On Wednesday night's Late Show with David Letterman, she also cracked that there were things to be thankful for while being married to filmmaker Guy Ritchie: At least she was out of the United States for the "Bush years."
After she made her entrance on the backs of a few New York Rangers, Letterman quipped, "Have you ever ridden hockey players before?" _ an apparent jab at her reported relationship with A-Rod of the New York Yankees.
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Check out the video highlights of Madonna's visit to Letterman after the jump.
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Guy Ritchie, Jemima Khan
Now that his divorce has been settled, Guy Ritchie can move on in the romance department.
The director has found a new gal pal in British millionaire heiress and Hugh Grant's ex ...
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Guy Ritchie and Madonna
The reported $76 million settlement in Madonna and Guy Ritchie's divorce is an "inaccurate" figure, the exes said in a statement Wednesday.
On Monday, the singer's rep, Liz Rosenberg, told The Associated Press her client was poised to give Ritchie between $76 million and $92 million, dubbing it "one of the largest payouts ever." However, the former couple now says the statement was "wrongly issued."
"We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest," the two said. "A misleading and ...
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Guy Ritchie and Madonna
Madonna has reached a divorce settlement with ex-husband Guy Ritchie, her rep, Liz Rosenberg, tells The Associated Press.
The singer, worth an estimated $525 million, will pay Ritchie between $76 million and ...
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Madonna
Madonna is "sad" about her divorce from Guy Ritchie, but she isn't letting her personal strife get in the way of her career.
"I'm sad about my personal life, but I feel very ...
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Guy Ritchie and Madonna
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are really hot-to-trot in getting their divorce finalized.
Just one month after announcing their split, the two were granted a preliminary "quickie divorce" Friday in the High Court of London, according to People.
The document released by the court states that Madonna, 50, said in a sworn statement that she was filing for divorce because of ...
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna
As her pal Madonna nears a divorce with Guy Ritchie, Gwyneth Paltrow is doing her best to help the singer through her very public split.
"She's a dear friend, and I'm ...
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Guy Ritchie and Madonna
Contrary to reports, no settlement has been made in Madonna and Guy Ritchie's divorce, the singer's rep said in a statement.
"I will not be
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Guy Ritchie and Madonna
The show must go on for Madonna and Guy Ritchie after finally confirming Wednesday that they are seeking a divorce. And for the singer, the show must literally go on.
Instead of seeking refuge in the wake of the media frenzy, Madonna soldiered on with her Sticky and Sweet tour Wednesday evening in Boston, performing her usual two-hour set, People reports.
The singer made no direct references to her soon-to-be ex-husband — "direct" being the key word here. While introducing her tune "Miles Away," Madge dedicated it, as she has done in previous shows, to ...
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Guy Ritchie and Madonna
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing after nearly eight years of marriage, a rep confirmed Wednesday in a joint statement to The Associated Press.
"They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time," the singer's rep, Liz Rosenberg, stated in the e-mail.
Rosenberg added that ...
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