Guy Moon

Danny Aiello stars as Al McCord, a nice guy who stumbles into a weekend of wacky intrigue when he impulsively gives Ellie (Angelina Jolie) a ride from Los Angeles to the Mojave Desert. Al never expects Ellie to fall in love with him, nor does he expect to fall for her mother Julie (Anne Archer)! When Julie's lunatic boyfriend Boyd (Michael Biehn) shows up, Al gets more action than he ever counted on. Caught in a hilarious web of bizarre events that can only be explained by the bewitching way of the Mojave Moon, Al's life and loves will never be the same.

Find out what really happens when the farmer's away! Join Otis, the carefree party boy cow, and his pals Pip, Freddy, and Pig, as they pursue nothin' but a good time...down on the farm!

Find out what really happens when the farmer's away! Join Otis, the carefree party boy cow, and his pals Pip, Freddy, and Pig, as they pursue nothin' but a good time...down on the farm!

A trio of orphan girls cause the normally deplorable Gru to rethink his plan to steal the moon.

Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson greet the enthusiastic crowd at Times Square in New York for the premiere. Also, Patrick Dempsey talks about playing a bad guy in the movie.

Mickey movie trailer - starring Harry Connick, Jr., Mike Starr, Mark Joy, Kent C. Williamson, Sherri Richmond, Jason Kypros. Directed by Hugh Wilson. Theatrical Release Date: 4/30/2004 Genre: Family Rating: PG

Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson greet the enthusiastic crowd at Times Square in New York for the premiere. Also, Patrick Dempsey talks about playing a bad guy in the movie.

Mickey -- Open-ended Trailer from Anchor Bay Entertainment

Let s have some science. The most insane thing about space is the scale of all the crap in it. True story. The size of things and the distances between those things are enormous, and it is almost always awesome to see that represented in some sort of relatable way. Remember when Bill Nye got on his bike and rode a bunch of miles to give us a sense of the actual scale of the solar system? That was awesome. Well here s another awesome thing: Some guy named Brad Goodspeed made a video of what other planets would look like if they were all the same distance from the Earth as the moon. Jupiter is, like, whoa, get out of here, so big. Thanks, The High Definite.

Remember when you were in college and that guy kept trying to make you watch the Wizard of Oz on mute with Pink Floyd s Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background? Of course you remember that because that guy was actually most guys you knew in college. Well that guy/all those guys are back and now he/they are me. I/Him/They want you to listen to the Dark Side of the Moon as if it were written for your Nintendo Entertainment Center. You know, that video game system you had when you were 10 before you mom finally finally finally got you a Sega. Yeah, a Nintendo. That gray box with red letters. You remember; don t be a jerk. Here s Money by Pink Floyd for Nintendo. Uh oh, you re totally high now. You re going to be in so much trouble with your R.A. Oh, well. At least you ll always have THE WHOLE REST OF THAT ALBUM TO LISTEN TO NINTENDO STYLE!!!!! (Thanks for the heads up, Joe Mande.)

I m not intimately familiar with the Twilight plotline, so here s my best attempt at deciphering the trailer for New Moon - Kristen Stewart s friend has a birthday party with a cake, then Kristen gets a papercut and goes ow, papercut then a vampire tries to eat the blood from her papercut and Robert Pattinson s like eat some piano! but then he s like I m sorry, I gotta go, you can chill in this vampire jungle then a vampire s like I vant to suck your bloooodddd!! then a shirtless guy s like I m shirtless but now holy sh*t I m a wolf! I m going to sell this description to cable services to be the movie s viewing guide blurb. 1:31 makes this entire preview.

This Access Hollywood piece about New Moon werewolf Taylor Lautner raises an interesting question: is it wrong to make a dude s greasy abs the sexual focal point of your segment when the guy s only seventeen? I realize much of the Twilight fanbase is that age or younger anyway, but I m guessing notttttt all the ladies watching Access Hollywood are quite that young I know for a FACT that if Access Hollywood showed footage of a really hot seventeen-year-old actress lifting up her shirt and greasing up her huge boobs, I would find that disgusting.