Gretchen Carlson

'Fox & Friends'' Gretchen Carlson gets worked up over Mitt Romney's tax returns.

Laura Ingraham and Gretchen Carlson are two people who are on Fox News (Ingraham doesn t actually host a Fox News show, but she s on the network a lot). Recently, Ingraham joined Carlson on Fox and Friends and they sort of danced to Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. And it is really awful to watch. But you ll like it. If you re not familiar with these two people, please try to keep in mind that it is okay to laugh at them because one of them is mean and the other is offensively dumb. I won t say who is which because that would be rude. Thanks, Arianna Huffington.

Here s a kid named Colin Burpo who f***ing went to heaven and is now telling everyone about it. It might sound like he s just spouting made-up cliched step into the light stories because he s four years old and doesn t know anything about anything let alone a heaven where John the Baptist and Giant God and Jesus and his mom s unborn child are hanging out at a Pizza Hut or whatever, but he wrote a book about it and he s promoting it on Fox News, so who are we to say Why the f*** is any of this happening? Fortunately, Gretchen Carlson of Fox News is there to grill him with some tough questions, such as You also say that God is a very very big person, right? and What about old people? They are not up in heaven, right? Thesis: DEFENDED. (via Videogum)