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Posted: 10/7/2011
Here s a kid named Colin Burpo who f***ing went to heaven and is now telling everyone about it. It might sound like he s just spouting made-up cliched step into the light stories because he s four years old and doesn t know anything about anything let alone a heaven where John the Baptist and Giant God and Jesus and his mom s unborn child are hanging out at a Pizza Hut or whatever, but he wrote a book about it and he s promoting it on Fox News, so who are we to say Why the f*** is any of this happening?
Fortunately, Gretchen Carlson of Fox News is there to grill him with some tough questions, such as You also say that God is a very very big person, right? and What about old people? They are not up in heaven, right? Thesis: DEFENDED.
(via Videogum)