Grant Cramer

Finally the truth about clowns is out! Beneath their sinister grins and wildly patterned clothes are clever killers from out of this world. The "juxtaposition of their toy-store arsenal and malevolent intent proves to be a tasty combination" (Los Angeles Times) in this killer entertainment that will leave you fearing these big-top creatures for good. A spaceship looking like a circus tent lands in a field near a small town, signaling the attack of deviant, red-nosed, balloon-twisting psychos from another world who plan to annihilate mankind by turning people into cotton candy! Luckily, the town's teen citizenry decides to fight back and teach the cosmic bozos a lesson. But these klowns are no klutzes, turning popcorn, peanuts and caramel corn into playful but deadly weapons of madcap destruction and mayhem!

California sizzles when older rich men chase "hardbodies" (sexy girls) in this hilarious summertime comedy. The "dumpy, frumpy and lumpy" singles Hunter (Gary Wood), Rounder (Michael Rapport) and Ashby (Sorrells Pickard) - rent a beach house to take advantage of the surf, sun and scores of available hardbodies. Not having what it takes, the men hire a sexy young surfer, Scotty (Grant Cramer), to help them meet girls. Soon they're catching hardbodies with promises of a "BBD" (bigger, better deal) - faster cars, richer boyfriends, wilder parties. But there's a fly in the suntan ointment. When Hunter approaches with Scotty's girlfriend, Kristi (Teal Roberts), the "old geezer" must be taught a lesson.

Hoping to score with some sizzling-hot beach babes, three middle-aged pals head to the California coast. But when they succeed only in embarrassing themselves, they hire young lothario Scott Palmer to give them a crash course in seducing the ladies.

This story sets out to prove that a smooth, magnetic young man can teach his amorous techniques to almost anyone, leading to successful and hilarious results. Three middle-aged men rent a beach house and hire a young stud to teach them how to score with the girls on the beach.