Goldfinger

Reuniting the Rubins -- An uptight lawyer, Lenny Rubins, (Timothy Spall € The King's Speech), has to put his dream retirement on hold when his ailing mother (Honor Blackman € Goldfinger) emotionally blackmails him into reuniting his estranged children for a holiday gathering. They may be peas from the same pod, but in Lenny € s eyes, his grown-up children are certainly not even from the same planet: a ruthless control-freak and hard-nosed capitalist (James Callis € Battlestar Galactica), an outspoken, argumentative eco-warrior committed to the cause (Rhona Mitra € Underworld: Rise of the Lycans), an outer-worldly Buddhist Monk; and to cap it all, a bible bashing born-again Rabbi! While they might quarrel, fight, and perhaps even be starting a war in Africa, they are still family. It is going to take a whole lot of soul-searching and sacrifice for everyone to come together in this heart-warming and comic family reunion that will have you thinking fondly of your own.

If you're expecting Xenomorph physical comedy, singing and dancing hobbits, and an abundance of sophisticated poop jokes...then you're in luck.

Having blood that can eat through anything has advantages and disadvantages. Watch this weekend's premiere, 'Fool's Goldfinger,' Sunday 12/18 @ 11:30pm.