Sat May 23 11:00am
Two and a Half MenMy Damn Stalker(Season 4, Episode 15) FX

Charlie thinks Rose is joking when she says she's moving to London, but then he finds out it's true and realizes he's taken her for granted. Meanwhile, Alan hits it off with his online date (Allison Janney), but he tells her that the house is his and that (more…)

Sat May 23 11:30am
Two and a Half MenYoung People Have Phlegm Too(Season 4, Episode 16) FX

Charlie starts dating a 24-year-old named Robin (Brooke D'Orsay) and Alan warns him that he's too old to keep up. Charlie not only ignores his brother, but he talks Alan into a double date with one of Robin's young friends. Donna: Morgan Fairchild. Megan: (more…)

Sat May 23 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenI Merely Slept With a Commie(Season 4, Episode 17) FX

Evelyn complains about the lack of mourning at a friend's funeral, leading Charlie and Alan to be brutally honest with her about what hers could be like because of how she treats people. But they discover that not everyone feels the same way about her when (more…)

Sat May 23 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenIt Never Rains in Hooterville(Season 4, Episode 18) FX

When Jake takes down his Harry Potter posters and replaces them with pictures of women, Alan feels like he's losing his little boy and has a midlife crisis. Rodney: Frankie Jay Allison. Detective: Ben Hermes. Kandi: April Bowlby.

Sun May 24 1:00am
Two and a Half MenMy Damn Stalker(Season 4, Episode 15) FX

Charlie thinks Rose is joking when she says she's moving to London, but then he finds out it's true and realizes he's taken her for granted. Meanwhile, Alan hits it off with his online date (Allison Janney), but he tells her that the house is his and that (more…)

Sun May 24 1:30am
Two and a Half MenYoung People Have Phlegm Too(Season 4, Episode 16) FX

Charlie starts dating a 24-year-old named Robin (Brooke D'Orsay) and Alan warns him that he's too old to keep up. Charlie not only ignores his brother, but he talks Alan into a double date with one of Robin's young friends. Donna: Morgan Fairchild. Megan: (more…)

Sun May 24 2:00am
Two and a Half MenI Merely Slept With a Commie(Season 4, Episode 17) FX

Evelyn complains about the lack of mourning at a friend's funeral, leading Charlie and Alan to be brutally honest with her about what hers could be like because of how she treats people. But they discover that not everyone feels the same way about her when (more…)

Mon May 25 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenSmooth as a Ken Doll(Season 4, Episode 19) FX

As Judith and Herb's wedding day nears, Charlie befriends Herb's sister. Myra: Judy Greer. Bethany: Sara Erikson. Herb: Ryan Stiles.

Mon May 25 5:30pm
Two and a Half MenAunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot(Season 4, Episode 20) FX

Judith's wedding approaches and Alan prepares Jake for the event. Meanwhile, Charlie continues his romance with Myra (Judy Greer), Herb's sister. Shannon: Deirdre Lovejoy. Tailor: Avner Garbi. Minister: Bob Rumnock.

Tue May 26 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenTucked, Taped and Gorgeous(Season 4, Episode 21) FX

Alan befriends a single gay father (Matt Roth), which prompts Alan and Charlie to reexamine their sexual identities. Meanwhile, Jake develops a crush on the man's daughter (Kay Panabaker). Dr. Freeman: Jayne Lynch.

Tue May 26 5:30pm
Two and a Half MenMr. McGlue's Feedbag(Season 4, Episode 22) FX

Charlie takes Jake to the track, where Jake comes into some serious winnings. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles. Petey: Joel Murray. Lena: Andrea Savage. Jeanie: Nadine Ellis.

Wed May 27 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenAnteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin(Season 4, Episode 23) FX

A handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at the house steals Charlie's latest lover. Chloe: Rachel Cannon.

Wed May 27 5:30pm
Two and a Half MenProstitutes and Gelato(Season 4, Episode 24) FX

As the fourth season ends, Alan and Charlie's father issues surface when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) befriends them and takes them to Vegas on his private jet. Hugo: Mike Connors. Rapper: Ian “Blaze” Kelly. Referee: Bob Rusch. Tiffany: Jacqu (more…)

Thu May 28 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenLarge Birds, Spiders and Mom(Season 5, Episode 1) FX

Alan and Charlie do their best to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but they end up doing more harm than good. Mike: Brian Turk. Julie: Monica Young. Dr. Pranjeep: Kris Iyer.

Thu May 28 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenMedia Room Slash Dungeon(Season 5, Episode 2) FX

Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) behaves strangely after they have sex; and Charlie acts weird following a meeting with his mom. Margaret: Jennifer O'Dell. Mitzi: Holly King.

Thu May 28 8:31pm
The Odd CoupleThe Ghostwriter(Season 1, Episode 2) CBS

Oscar is hired to ghostwrite the autobiography of a retired baseball player, a job made more difficult when Felix offers his "help" by suggesting the book go in a different direction.

Fri May 29 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenLarge Birds, Spiders and Mom(Season 5, Episode 1) FX

Alan and Charlie do their best to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but they end up doing more harm than good. Mike: Brian Turk. Julie: Monica Young. Dr. Pranjeep: Kris Iyer.

Fri May 29 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenMedia Room Slash Dungeon(Season 5, Episode 2) FX

Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) behaves strangely after they have sex; and Charlie acts weird following a meeting with his mom. Margaret: Jennifer O'Dell. Mitzi: Holly King.

Fri May 29 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenDum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo(Season 5, Episode 3) FX

Having grown tired of young vacuous women, Charlie lets Alan arrange a date for him with a woman (Ming-Na Wen) his own age. Deedee: Jud Taylor. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Luanne: J.J. Rodgers. Bailiff: Kurt Scholler.

Fri May 29 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenCity of Great Racks(Season 5, Episode 4) FX

Charlie is ready to consummate his relationship with Linda (Ming-Na Wen), but he keeps seeing the face of Rose (Melanie Lynskey) everywhere he goes. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Flight Attendant: Anna Graves.

Sat May 30 10:30am
Two and a Half MenPutting Swim Fins on a Cat(Season 5, Episode 5) FX

Charlie babysits Linda's 4-year-old son, and he must find ways to keep the boy entertained. Linda: Ming-Na Wen. Clinician: Ernie Grunwald. Gary: Matt McKenzie.

Sat May 30 11:00am
Two and a Half MenHelp Daddy Find His Toenail(Season 5, Episode 6) FX

Jake sneaks out to a concert that Alan told him he couldn't attend. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Melina: Jeanine Giovanni. Councilman Stewart: Richard V. Licata.

Sat May 30 11:30am
Two and a Half MenThe Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room(Season 5, Episode 7) FX

An argument with Charlie prompts Alan to take Jake and move in with Evelyn. Teddy: Robert Wagner. Nina: Simone Kessell.

Sat May 30 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenIs There a Mrs. Waffles?(Season 5, Episode 8) FX

Charlie may have a new career as a children's singing star. Artie: Richard Kind. Vicki: Ion Overman. Summer: Tina Morasco. Dakota: Lexi Jourden.

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