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Tue May 3 11:30am
Two and a Half MenPutting Swim Fins on a Cat(Season 5, Episode 5) FX

Charlie babysits Linda's 4-year-old son, and he must find ways to keep the boy entertained. Linda: Ming-Na Wen. Clinician: Ernie Grunwald. Gary: Matt McKenzie.

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Tue May 3 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenHelp Daddy Find His Toenail(Season 5, Episode 6) FX

Jake sneaks out to a concert that Alan told him he couldn't attend. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Melina: Jeanine Giovanni. Councilman Stewart: Richard V. Licata.

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Tue May 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room(Season 5, Episode 7) FX

An argument with Charlie prompts Alan to take Jake and move in with Evelyn. Teddy: Robert Wagner. Nina: Simone Kessell.

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Tue May 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenIs There a Mrs. Waffles?(Season 5, Episode 8) FX

Charlie may have a new career as a children's singing star. Artie: Richard Kind. Vicki: Ion Overman. Summer: Tina Morasco. Dakota: Lexi Jourden.

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Wed May 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenThe Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room(Season 5, Episode 7) FX

An argument with Charlie prompts Alan to take Jake and move in with Evelyn. Teddy: Robert Wagner. Nina: Simone Kessell.

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Wed May 4 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenIs There a Mrs. Waffles?(Season 5, Episode 8) FX

Charlie may have a new career as a children's singing star. Artie: Richard Kind. Vicki: Ion Overman. Summer: Tina Morasco. Dakota: Lexi Jourden.

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Wed May 4 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenTight's Good(Season 5, Episode 9) FX

Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner.

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Wed May 4 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenKinda Like Necrophilia(Season 5, Episode 10) FX

Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his high-school girlfriend years ago, and now he wants to get revenge. Gabrielle: Justine Eyre. Charity: Laura McLauchlin.

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Thu May 5 11:30am
Two and a Half MenTight's Good(Season 5, Episode 9) FX

Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner.

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Thu May 5 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenKinda Like Necrophilia(Season 5, Episode 10) FX

Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his high-school girlfriend years ago, and now he wants to get revenge. Gabrielle: Justine Eyre. Charity: Laura McLauchlin.

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Thu May 5 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenMeander to Your Dander(Season 5, Episode 11) FX

Charlie teaches Alan how to break up with a woman. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Brenda: Eve Gordon. Georgia: Sandra Dee Robinson. Lilly: Gracie Maddox.

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Thu May 5 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenA Little Clammy and None Too Fresh(Season 5, Episode 12) FX

Rose returns from England and nurses a sick Charlie in her own unique way. Lulu: Cerina Vincent. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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Thu May 5 8:31pm
The Odd CoupleAn Oscar Named DesireNew(Season 2, Episode 6) CBS

Oscar and Charlotte hesitate about taking their relationship to the next level; at the same time, Felix works with Teddy to overcome his fear of dogs after Emily regains custody of Biscuit.

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Fri May 6 11:00am
Two and a Half MenMeander to Your Dander(Season 5, Episode 11) FX

Charlie teaches Alan how to break up with a woman. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Brenda: Eve Gordon. Georgia: Sandra Dee Robinson. Lilly: Gracie Maddox.

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Fri May 6 11:30am
Two and a Half MenA Little Clammy and None Too Fresh(Season 5, Episode 12) FX

Rose returns from England and nurses a sick Charlie in her own unique way. Lulu: Cerina Vincent. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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Fri May 6 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenThe Soil Is Moist(Season 5, Episode 13) FX

Alan dates a friend of Judith's, and the woman gossips about Judith's sex life. Herb: Ryan Stiles. Cynthia: Jessica Tuck.

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Fri May 6 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenWinky-Dink Time(Season 5, Episode 14) FX

Charlie and Jake go on a double date; and Charlie arranges a date with a prostitute for Alan.

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Sat May 7 9:00am
Two and a Half MenRough Night in Hump Junction(Season 5, Episode 15) FX

Alan is afraid that Charlie's womanizing has reached a dangerous level. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Pepper: Anastasia Roark. Gretchen: Andrea Bogart. Sam: Barry Livingston. Fred: Clint Carmichael.

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Sat May 7 9:30am
Two and a Half MenLook at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty(Season 5, Episode 16) FX

While Alan plans Evelyn's wedding, Charlie plans his next conquest---his future stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner. Minister: Steve Tom.

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Sat May 7 10:00am
Two and a Half MenFish in a Drawer(Season 5, Episode 17) FX

George Eads has a cameo in this episode in which a CSI team investigates a death at Charlie's house. The script was written by "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" scribes Sarah Goldfinger and Evan Dunsky. Sloane Jagov: Jamie Rose. Wes Tosterone: Michael Lowry (more…)

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Sat May 7 10:30am
Two and a Half MenIf My Hole Could Talk(Season 5, Episode 18) FX

Charlie falls for an older woman (Susan Blakely) who writes self-help books; and Alan and Jake fight about a school assignment. Jeremy: Coby McLaughlin. Mike: Jack Plotnick. Jon Cryer directed the episode.

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Sun May 8 2:30am
Two and a Half MenLook at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty(Season 5, Episode 16) FX

While Alan plans Evelyn's wedding, Charlie plans his next conquest---his future stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Teddy: Robert Wagner. Minister: Steve Tom.

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Sun May 8 3:00am
Two and a Half MenFish in a Drawer(Season 5, Episode 17) FX

George Eads has a cameo in this episode in which a CSI team investigates a death at Charlie's house. The script was written by "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" scribes Sarah Goldfinger and Evan Dunsky. Sloane Jagov: Jamie Rose. Wes Tosterone: Michael Lowry (more…)

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Sun May 8 4:30am
Two and a Half MenIf My Hole Could Talk(Season 5, Episode 18) FX

Charlie falls for an older woman (Susan Blakely) who writes self-help books; and Alan and Jake fight about a school assignment. Jeremy: Coby McLaughlin. Mike: Jack Plotnick. Jon Cryer directed the episode.

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