Sat Aug 1 9:30am
Two and a Half MenGo East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell(Season 1, Episode 3) FX

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father. Cab Driver: Darryl Sivad. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Sat Aug 1 10:00am
Two and a Half MenIf I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap(Season 1, Episode 4) FX

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper (Conchata Ferrell) storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Sat Aug 1 10:30am
Two and a Half MenThe Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up With a Hump(Season 1, Episode 5) FX

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes. Kate: Liz Vassey. Gloria: Christine Dunford. Brooke: Tricia O'Kelley. Bill: Eric Allan Kramer. Alan: Jon Cryer.

Sat Aug 1 11:00am
Two and a Half MenDid You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?(Season 1, Episode 6) FX

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter (Krista Allen) is a woman he's trying to avoid. Tommy: Madison Mason. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

Mon Aug 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenIf They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake(Season 1, Episode 7) FX

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer (Kristin Datillo) who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. J (more…)

Mon Aug 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful(Season 1, Episode 8) FX

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Ms. Tuttle: Deena Dill. Brianna: Abigail Mavity. Katie: Katelin Peterson. Luis: Jacob Urrutia. Judith: Main Hinkle.

Tue Aug 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenIf They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake(Season 1, Episode 7) FX

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer (Kristin Datillo) who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. J (more…)

Tue Aug 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful(Season 1, Episode 8) FX

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Ms. Tuttle: Deena Dill. Brianna: Abigail Mavity. Katie: Katelin Peterson. Luis: Jacob Urrutia. Judith: Main Hinkle.

Tue Aug 4 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenPhase One, Complete(Season 1, Episode 9) FX

Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Dave: Christopher Jacobs. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

Tue Aug 4 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenMerry Thanksgiving(Season 1, Episode 10) FX

Denise Richards plays Charlie's engaged old love. Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him. Sheldon: George Wyner. Lenore: Christine Rose.

Wed Aug 5 11:30am
Two and a Half MenPhase One, Complete(Season 1, Episode 9) FX

Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Dave: Christopher Jacobs. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

Wed Aug 5 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenMerry Thanksgiving(Season 1, Episode 10) FX

Denise Richards plays Charlie's engaged old love. Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him. Sheldon: George Wyner. Lenore: Christine Rose.

Wed Aug 5 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenAlan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor(Season 1, Episode 11) FX

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T.Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

Wed Aug 5 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenCamel Filters and Pheromones(Season 1, Episode 12) FX

Berta's granddaughter (Megan Fox) spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old. Freddie: Noel Fisher. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Thu Aug 6 11:30am
Two and a Half MenAlan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor(Season 1, Episode 11) FX

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T.Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

Thu Aug 6 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenCamel Filters and Pheromones(Season 1, Episode 12) FX

Berta's granddaughter (Megan Fox) spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old. Freddie: Noel Fisher. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Thu Aug 6 2:30pm
Two and a Half MenSarah Like Puny Alan(Season 1, Episode 13) FX

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time. Desiree: Johanna Black. Kathy: Lori Lively. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Thu Aug 6 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenI Can't Afford Hyenas(Season 1, Episode 14) FX

Charlie's financial manager (Richard Lewis) informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget. Susan: Elena Lyons. Ted: J.D. Walsh.

Fri Aug 7 11:30am
Two and a Half MenSarah Like Puny Alan(Season 1, Episode 13) FX

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time. Desiree: Johanna Black. Kathy: Lori Lively. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Fri Aug 7 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenI Can't Afford Hyenas(Season 1, Episode 14) FX

Charlie's financial manager (Richard Lewis) informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget. Susan: Elena Lyons. Ted: J.D. Walsh.

Fri Aug 7 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenRound One to the Hot Crazy Chick(Season 1, Episode 15) FX

Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Fri Aug 7 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenThat Was Saliva, Alan(Season 1, Episode 16) FX

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie (Jenna Elfman), the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Sat Aug 8 8:30am
Two and a Half MenAte the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats(Season 1, Episode 17) FX

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital. Dr. Prajneep: Kris Iyer. Nurse: Vernee Watson Johnson. Gonzales: Ski Car (more…)

Sat Aug 8 9:00am
Two and a Half MenAn Old Flame With a New Wick(Season 1, Episode 18) FX

Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn (Holland Taylor), who's clueless about his past history with her son. Leanne: Rebecca McFarland. Berta: Conchata Ferrel.

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