Don Marshall

An inexperienced Navy lawyer, LTJG Daniel Kaffee (Tom Cruise), son of late Lionel Kaffee (who held the positions of Attorney General and Navy Judge Advocate General), leads the defense in the court-martial of two Marines, PFC Louden Downey (James Marshall) and LCpl Harold Dawson (Wolfgang Bodison), who are accused of murdering a fellow Marine of their unit, PFC William T. Santiago (Michael DeLorenzo), while stationed at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base. The movie is based on a Gitmo case tried by former LT Don Marcari (now in private practice in Virginia Beach, VA), former LT Chris Johnson (now in private practice in L.A.) and former LT David Iglesias.

Here s the trailer for a new parody movie, ingeniously entitled The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It . I looked it up on IMDB and still don t believe this is a real thing, but whatever it is, it appears to be attempting to make fun of Judd Apatow s universally liked comedies of the past few years, although it confuses making fun of with having other people just do the stuff. Either that, or it s a brilliant parody of the Meet The Spartans guys movies, but for some reason, I have trouble using the word brilliant after witnessing any second of this (NSFW, some language and old people having sex, obviously): (via Cinematical)

Liza Minnelli could pretty much do anything the hell she wants, including but not limited to selling sequined thanks also seen at Marshall s on the Home Shopping Network, and we would have no choice but to give her a standing ovation while also throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars at her feet. Where were we? Ah yes. Liza Minnelli appeared on HSN. If you watched it, you re probably reading this post with a velveteen throw draped casually across your collarbone, while your stainless steel bangles clink sexily against the peach formica of the desk in your study. If you missed it, your clavicle is probably freezing, and your wrist is looking sadly undecorated. But don t worry. Because fellow VH1 blogger and internet sensation Rich Juzwiak sat through all however many minutes long she was on to bring you Liza Minnelli s Greatest HSN Hits! Try not to confuse this video for the National Treasure 3 trailer.

She was going to call her film Inside The Slaughterhouse Don t say it, Benson. Don t say it - c mon, at least be creative NOOOOOOOO .. Amazing. Law And Order Universal Truth #3 grows truer by the minute. After the jump, check out the Forgetting Sarah Marshall Crime Scene parody and decide which one s less exaggerated (HINT - It s SVU): (more )