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Posted: 10/7/2011
A wise man once said, California is full of fruits and nuts (that man was Gallagher). It was an offensive, generalized brushstroke of a statement about an entire land full of people, each of whom were wildly different from one another. That s the human condition.
But, seriously, California is CHOCK FULL O CREEPS. Not necessarily everywhere, of course, but mostly in Hollyweird, where all natural laws of life are in limbo, at least when it comes to guys like Curtis Cook, who sneaks into studio lots to steal poop from famous people s trailers, including Jennifer Aniston and Justin Bieber.
Sure, there s a 99% chance that this is FAKE, but, really, couldn t it happen? Don t pretend you wouldn t hand over a few G s to see what Justin Bieber ate for lunch (EW EW EW JK JK JK)?
[via ANIMAL]