You know, when it comes to walking in front of TMZ;s cameras and coming up with creative phrases to describe people;s vaginas, Brandon Davis is something of a legend. But though his "Firecrotch" bit took the world by storm a while back, that;s starting to feel like a long time ago. It;s really time for him to follow up with something new, lest he become forever regarded as a "one TMZ clip wonder". The good news is he seems to be hard at work at finding the next awesomely vulgar thing to yell at cameras when he;s wasted, but the bad news is "f*cking ni*ger" and "paparazzi fa*got" just don;t have quite the same panache as Firecrotch, especially when yelled from behind the tinted window he keeps rolling up and down in his Douchemobile. But let;s try to be positive! Maybe if he does some more coke, he;ll be able to once again reach the brilliant heights of his early career. Get brain damage from watching the video, after the jump! watch
Synopsis: Love is a comical game when a shy young man impersonates his charismatic older brother to win the girl - but he didn't count on some criminal complications! watch
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Length: 01:39
Posted: 7/23/2009
Steven Harris, his wife Julia and their six-month-old baby head to the remote island estate of Julia's parents, hoping for a peaceful getaway. But their plans go horribly wrong when they cross paths with the Savage Family, squatters raised on morbid traditions and strict values who've been calling the island their home for generations. On a dirt road leading to the island home, Steve and his family accidentally hit ten-year-old Jimmy Savage, mistaking him for a coyote. Soon Ma and Pa Savage are on a bloodthirsty mission for justice. As night falls, the Youngs come to realize they are trapped on the island, and their very survival will depend upon their ability to unleash the savagery within. watch
