Doc Watson

GRACE: Hey, Doc! Can we go polyatomic ion memorizing? (BRIAN): What, what, what, what... GRACE: Bada, badada, badada, bada... ALL: I'm gonna do some chem Only got 25 simple ions I'm concentrating, almost memorizing This is kind of hopeless BRIAN: Now I walk into the lab like, "What up? I got a big coat!" I'm so pumped 'bout memorizing all these ions GRACE: First mercury 2, plus 2 Which is easy to get, you get it: 2, 2, 2 KATHERINE: NH4 plus 1, 'cause there's one N in it And it's chilling with the Lewis dots, count 'em in the octet BRIAN: Acetate. That's what you're kicking when you're done With a C2H3O2 negative GRACE: Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne But yeah, we got it down Now, cyanide is CN minus one 'cause there's one of each Carbonate, flyin' like a seashell on the beach KATHERINE: CO3 minus 2, like 3 minus 1 is 2 H CO3 minus, obvious, with the H plus BRIAN: Now you see the oxalate, down with the oxalate No, for real, C2O4 minus 2 is oxalate GRACE: Now get ready for the run of 4 Each as different as the 4 of us KATHERINE: You see the hypochlorite, add an O it's a chlorite Add an O, make it chlorate, and to 4 it's perchlorate BRIAN: Hello, yo, mah Grace Chow, my Lego 'Cause a Doc ain't got nothing on these ions, heck no GRACE: They be easy as 3 pies to memorize, yeah I said so And all the little kids be like, "Aw, they cool like Star Trek, yo" ALL: I'm gonna do some chem Only got 25 simple ions I'm concentrating, almost memorizing This ain't quite as hopeless ALL: I'm gonna do some chem Only got 25 simple ions I'm concentrating, almost memorizing This is getting better KATHERINE: What you know about chromate and dichromate? Both minus 2 but one is on a double date BRIAN:CrO4, but at least it's alive Cr2O7 never gonna survive GRACE: Think MnO4 minus one for permanganate Nitrite, double I, N double O minus KATHERINE: Nitrate, NO3 minus, 'cause you ate 3 Peroxide, double O minus 2 BRIAN: Hydroxide, Oh!, OH minus one And the phosphate, son, with the PO4 minus 3 GRACE: The 4 minus 1 is the 3 in the charge see Thiocyanate, cyanide with the "S"sssssssssssss KATHERINE: We be like, sulfite, sulfate, hello yessssssssssss I'm like, both S, minus 2, 3 O then 4 BRIAN: Add an H plus, minus 1, H sulfate And it's easier to name, just hydrogen sulfate GRACE: I call that bringing it up to thiosulfate S2O3 minus 2, update KATHERINE: Last is the fast one H3O plus one BRIAN: Is the same as water plus an H plus one (Fire.....explosions.....yeah...) ALL: I'm gonna do some chem Only got 25 simple ions I'm concentrating, almost memorizing This is getting easy KATHERINE: I wear Doc Watson's vest I'm gonna ace my test This be an easy feat In the chem lab I will be BRIAN, KATHERINE: I wear Doc Watson's vest (GRACE: like a doctah) I'm gonna ace my test (GRACE: is that like a 65) This be an easy feat (GRACE: kickin' acetate) In the chem lab I will be (GRACE: let's go) ALL: I'm gonna do some chem Only got 25 simple ions I'm concentrating, almost memorizing This is kind of awesome GRACE (VOICE): Bye, Brian, I hope you find your ions! BRIAN: Thanks, Doctor Watson! DOC: What? I didn't say anything. (looks down) Wait, did you steal my sweater vests?

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