Dick Enberg

Mr 3000 -- Years of retirement a man discovers a chance - in sports, love & life.

Low-ranking football team The California Atoms are at a constant loss until they recruit a new player -- a mule named Gus. It turns out that Gus is an amazing placekicker with a 100-yard field goal ability! Just as the Atoms begin to leave their losing streak in the dust, crooks attempt to kidnap their new star.

Four best friends and perpetual losers -- Dooley (Tim Conway), Lou (Harvey Korman), Elton (Jack Weston) and Stump (Ted Wass) -- obtain their meager pleasure in life from betting on the ponies. But when they fall for a con man's promise to fix a race, the perils of gambling almost skin them alive. To place their bet, the pals borrow $5,000 from the mob and then learn that their horse is an ancient nag that can barely stand up, much less win a race.

Joe Pendleton is a Los Angeles Rams quarterback who is accidentally summoned to Heaven by a celestial escort. Pendleton is returned to earth in the body of another man, who is a corporate giant. While practicing to once again play for the Rams, Pendleton must escape attempts on his life while romantically pursuing a beautiful woman who protests the destruction caused to her village by one of his corporations.