Dermot Morgan

The outcome of the bet between Father Ted and Father Byrne is determined and the loser must follow-thru with the promise of the agreement. Who will commit the sacrilegious act and survive?

The sacking of Craggy Island's playboy milkman, Pat Mustard, leads to Dougal taking on the local milk round but a jealous Pat plans revenge

Father Crilly arrives back on Craggy Island to discover things have changed in this absence; Father Ted's "Chinaman" impression goes down badly with Craggy Island's newly-arrived Chinese community and he is branded a racist. Meanwhile, Father Dougal has a new friend and Father Jack has become anxious and prone to panic attacks.

Ted, having lost a bet to Dick Byrne, has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse as his forfeit. Dougal has a cunning plan to help Ted in his dilemma without the Bishop noticing.

It's Lent and the trio all agree to sacrifice a luxury. But can they resist temptation?

Father Jack consumes more floor polish than is good for him and leaves Ted and Dougal half a million pounds in his will.

It's the annual All Priests Over-75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island, and Ted suspects that Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win.

Aggressive protest singer Niamh Connolly arrives on the island while Father Ted is judging the annual Lovely Girls Competition; so there will be trouble.

A steamy novelist comes to stay on the Island and Ted mistakenly believes she has fallen for him.

A trip to the mainland always leads to trouble and Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect.

Bishop Brennan is visiting to investigate a case of suspected nude sleepwalking by Father Jack.

Ted is determined that this year he will defeat his fellow priests from Rugged Island in the all-priests-lookalike competition.