Dermot Morgan

The outcome of the bet between Father Ted and Father Byrne is determined and the loser must follow-thru with the promise of the agreement. Who will commit the sacrilegious act and survive?

The sacking of Craggy Island's playboy milkman, Pat Mustard, leads to Dougal taking on the local milk round but a jealous Pat plans revenge

Father Crilly arrives back on Craggy Island to discover things have changed in this absence; Father Ted's "Chinaman" impression goes down badly with Craggy Island's newly-arrived Chinese community and he is branded a racist. Meanwhile, Father Dougal has a new friend and Father Jack has become anxious and prone to panic attacks.

Ted, having lost a bet to Dick Byrne, has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse as his forfeit. Dougal has a cunning plan to help Ted in his dilemma without the Bishop noticing.