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Women calling themselves "Female Large American Beauties" take Al to task for his insults regarding women's weight. Leader: Diana Bellamy. Patty: Cassi Davis. Matilda: Danica Sheridan. Giant Woman: Jennifer Echols. Al: Ed O'Neill.
A nun checks up on Kelly when her latest commercial gig requires her to sign a morals clause. Meanwhile, Al rides along---in uniform---when the TV show "Cops" follows Officer Dan (Dan Tullis Jr.). Mike: David Pressman.
With his Dodge sputtering, Al keeps vigil while his family feigns a search for the necessary fuel pump. Part 1 of two. Fisher: Rick Overton. Young Kelly: Hannah Swanson. Al's Dad: Cliff Bemis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.