Wed Aug 5 12:00am
Kung Fu Panda ABCFAM

Out-of-shape panda Po (voiced by Jack Black) dreams of abandoning noodle slinging for kung fu fighting. But he has only a few days to become a martial-arts master and fulfill his destiny: defeating evil Tai Lung with his paws of fury. But first he has to i (more…)

Wed Aug 5 6:00pm
Kung Fu Panda ABCFAM

Out-of-shape panda Po (voiced by Jack Black) dreams of abandoning noodle slinging for kung fu fighting. But he has only a few days to become a martial-arts master and fulfill his destiny: defeating evil Tai Lung with his paws of fury. But first he has to i (more…)

Fri Aug 7 8:30pm
Modern FamilyLittle Bo Bleep(Season 3, Episode 13) USA

Claire gets ready for her televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town-council seat. Meanwhile, Lily's going to be a flower girl, but she picks a heck of a time to learn her first bad word; and Jay blames Gloria for Stella's recent bad behavior.

Sat Aug 8 1:33am
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part I(Season 3, Episode 1) FXX

Part 1 of 3. Malory hires an adventurer named Rip Riley (voice of Patrick Warburton) to find Archer, who has been missing since his fiancée was murdered on their wedding day. Rip finds him on a tropical island, but Archer has no interest in leaving.

Sat Aug 8 4:00pm
Kung Fu Panda 2 FXX

Po, the dragon warrior and the furious five have to stop Lord Shen from destroying Kung Fu and conquering China with his new deadly weapon.

Sun Aug 9 12:00am
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part II(Season 3, Episode 2) FXX

Part 2 of 3: On the tropical island, Archer has emerged as Pirate King and must deal with it. Meanwhile, his ISIS colleagues keep up their attempts to rescue him. Sort of.

Sun Aug 9 12:30am
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part III(Season 3, Episode 3) FXX

Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape from the Pirate Fortress. Meanwhile, Malory plays hardball in ransom negotiations. Conclusion of a three-part episode.

Sun Aug 9 6:00am
Comedy Bang! Bang!David Cross Wears a Red Polo Shirt and Brown Shoes With Red Laces(Season 2, Episode 4) IFC

Guests include David Cross; Will Forte; Tim Meadows; Bob Odenkirk; and "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Sun Aug 9 12:00pm
Kung Fu Panda 2 FXX

Po, the dragon warrior and the furious five have to stop Lord Shen from destroying Kung Fu and conquering China with his new deadly weapon.

Sun Aug 9 11:00pm
Modern FamilyDoor to Door(Season 3, Episode 4) USA

Jay helps Manny sell wrapping paper for a school fund-raiser; Claire campaigns for a stop sign at a busy intersection; Phil and Luke throw themselves into making a viral-video sensation; Gloria loses Stella the dog.

Sun Aug 9 11:30pm
Modern FamilyHit and Run(Season 3, Episode 5) USA

Phil and Claire's encounter with an annoying city councilman (David Cross) on the campaign trail gets Claire thinking about throwing her hat into the ring. Meanwhile, Gloria's offers for help fall on deaf ears with Jay, who's frustrated at work, and Manny (more…)

Mon Aug 10 11:20am
Scary Movie 2 MOMAX

A demented professor leads a group of students to haunted-house scares in this raunchy, satirical sequel. Ray: Shawn Wayans. Shorty: Marlon Wayans. Cindy: Anna Faris. Theo: Kathleen Robertson. Dwight: David Cross. Father McFeely: James Woods. The Professor (more…)

Thu Aug 13 2:00am
She's the Man TBS

Slapdash updating of Shakespeare's “Twelfth Night” set at a prep school, where students engage in a romantic roundelay. Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum, Laura Ramsey. Directed by Andy Fickman.

Thu Aug 13 11:00pm
Family GuyPrick Up Your Ears(Season 5, Episode 6) TOON

Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg. Another is a boy she me (more…)

Fri Aug 14 1:30am
Family GuyPrick Up Your Ears(Season 5, Episode 6) TOON

Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg. Another is a boy she me (more…)

Fri Aug 14 2:25pm
Men in Black STARZ

A humans-against-aliens saga in which a secret-agent duo track extraterrestrials living on Earth. The trouble begins when one particularly nasty visitor, a giant roach, steps out of line, sending the agents on a race to squash the bug before it does the sa (more…)

Sat Aug 15 1:05am
Men in Black STARZ

A humans-against-aliens saga in which a secret-agent duo track extraterrestrials living on Earth. The trouble begins when one particularly nasty visitor, a giant roach, steps out of line, sending the agents on a race to squash the bug before it does the sa (more…)

Sat Aug 15 3:30pm
Kung Fu Panda ABCFAM

Out-of-shape panda Po (voiced by Jack Black) dreams of abandoning noodle slinging for kung fu fighting. But he has only a few days to become a martial-arts master and fulfill his destiny: defeating evil Tai Lung with his paws of fury. But first he has to i (more…)

Sun Aug 16 12:30pm
Kung Fu Panda ABCFAM

Out-of-shape panda Po (voiced by Jack Black) dreams of abandoning noodle slinging for kung fu fighting. But he has only a few days to become a martial-arts master and fulfill his destiny: defeating evil Tai Lung with his paws of fury. But first he has to i (more…)

Mon Aug 17 5:00pm
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel FXM

The Chipmunks enter a battle-of-the-bands competition in order to save their school's music program and face off against a group of female singing rodents known as the Chippettes.

Mon Aug 17 7:00pm
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked FXM

Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes enjoy fun and mischief on a luxury cruise before getting stranded on an uncharted island, which they soon realize isn't deserted.

Mon Aug 17 9:00pm
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked FXM

Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes enjoy fun and mischief on a luxury cruise before getting stranded on an uncharted island, which they soon realize isn't deserted.

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  • Birth Place: Atlanta, Georgia, United States
  • Birthday: April 4, 1964, Aries
  • Profession: Actor, Comedian, Writer
  • User Rating:3.69 out of 5 (16 ratings)
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