Tue Sep 1 1:02pm
Drunk HistoryPhiladelphia(Season 2, Episode 8) COMEDY

Baron von Steuben helps train the Continental Army during the American Revolution; John Adams and Thomas Jefferson campaign for president; Benedict Arnold switches sides to fight against George Washington's army.

Wed Sep 2 6:10pm
Small Soldiers ENC

Tommy Lee Jones leads an all-star voice cast in this tale of action figures that come to life. Dazzling special effects, but possibly too scary for kids. Denis Leary costars as a greedy CEO. Directed by Joe Dante, who created similar mayhem in “Gremlins (more…)

Fri Sep 4 9:00pm
Men in Black II TBS

A shape-shifting extraterrestrial, bent on the world's destruction, is hunted by two überagents, whose job it is to track Earth-dwelling aliens and keep them in line.

Sat Sep 5 9:00am
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part I(Season 3, Episode 1) COMEDY

Part 1 of 3. Malory hires an adventurer named Rip Riley (voice of Patrick Warburton) to find Archer, who has been missing since his fiancée was murdered on their wedding day. Rip finds him on a tropical island, but Archer has no interest in leaving.

Sat Sep 5 9:38am
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part II(Season 3, Episode 2) COMEDY

Part 2 of 3: On the tropical island, Archer has emerged as Pirate King and must deal with it. Meanwhile, his ISIS colleagues keep up their attempts to rescue him. Sort of.

Sat Sep 5 10:16am
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part III(Season 3, Episode 3) COMEDY

Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape from the Pirate Fortress. Meanwhile, Malory plays hardball in ransom negotiations. Conclusion of a three-part episode.

Sat Sep 5 12:15pm
Men in Black II TBS

A shape-shifting extraterrestrial, bent on the world's destruction, is hunted by two überagents, whose job it is to track Earth-dwelling aliens and keep them in line.

Sat Sep 5 10:05pm
Men in Black ENC

A humans-against-aliens saga in which a secret-agent duo track extraterrestrials living on Earth. The trouble begins when one particularly nasty visitor, a giant roach, steps out of line, sending the agents on a race to squash the bug before it does the sa (more…)

Sun Sep 6 7:25am
Scary Movie 2 MAX

A demented professor leads a group of students to haunted-house scares in this raunchy, satirical sequel. Ray: Shawn Wayans. Shorty: Marlon Wayans. Cindy: Anna Faris. Theo: Kathleen Robertson. Dwight: David Cross. Father McFeely: James Woods. The Professor (more…)

Mon Sep 7 3:34pm
FuturamaThe Beast With a Billion Backs COMEDY

Part 1 of 4. Fry encounters a giant, tentacled alien that takes advantage of a hole in the universe to pursue its amorous intentions with Earth's inhabitants. Meanwhile, Bender meets his hero, Calculon, and joins the League of Robots.

Mon Sep 7 4:07pm
FuturamaThe Beast With a Billion Backs COMEDY

Part 2 of 4. Fry encounters a giant, tentacled alien that takes advantage of a hole in the universe to pursue its amorous intentions with Earth's inhabitants. Meanwhile, Bender meets his hero, Calculon, and joins the League of Robots.

Mon Sep 7 4:40pm
FuturamaThe Beast With a Billion Backs COMEDY

Part 3 of 4. Fry encounters a giant, tentacled alien that takes advantage of a hole in the universe to pursue its amorous intentions with Earth's inhabitants. Meanwhile, Bender meets his hero, Calculon, and joins the League of Robots.

Mon Sep 7 5:13pm
FuturamaThe Beast With a Billion Backs COMEDY

Conclusion. Fry encounters a giant, tentacled alien that takes advantage of a hole in the universe to pursue its amorous intentions with Earth's inhabitants. Meanwhile, Bender meets his hero, Calculon, and joins the League of Robots.

Wed Sep 9 5:45am
Comedy Bang! Bang!David Cross Wears a Red Polo Shirt and Brown Shoes With Red Laces(Season 2, Episode 4) IFC

Guests include David Cross; Will Forte; Tim Meadows; Bob Odenkirk; and "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Thu Sep 10 11:01pm
Modern FamilyLittle Bo Bleep(Season 3, Episode 13) USA

Claire gets ready for her televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town-council seat. Meanwhile, Lily's going to be a flower girl, but she picks a heck of a time to learn her first bad word; and Jay blames Gloria for Stella's recent bad behavior.

Sun Sep 13 6:15pm
Men in Black ENC

A humans-against-aliens saga in which a secret-agent duo track extraterrestrials living on Earth. The trouble begins when one particularly nasty visitor, a giant roach, steps out of line, sending the agents on a race to squash the bug before it does the sa (more…)

Sun Sep 13 7:00pm
Scary Movie 2 MAX

A demented professor leads a group of students to haunted-house scares in this raunchy, satirical sequel. Ray: Shawn Wayans. Shorty: Marlon Wayans. Cindy: Anna Faris. Theo: Kathleen Robertson. Dwight: David Cross. Father McFeely: James Woods. The Professor (more…)

Mon Sep 14 6:00am
Comedy Bang! Bang!David Cross Wears a Red Polo Shirt and Brown Shoes With Red Laces(Season 2, Episode 4) IFC

Guests include David Cross; Will Forte; Tim Meadows; Bob Odenkirk; and "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Mon Sep 14 6:15am
Men in Black ENC

A humans-against-aliens saga in which a secret-agent duo track extraterrestrials living on Earth. The trouble begins when one particularly nasty visitor, a giant roach, steps out of line, sending the agents on a race to squash the bug before it does the sa (more…)

Mon Sep 14 7:30pm
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part I(Season 3, Episode 1) COMEDY

Part 1 of 3. Malory hires an adventurer named Rip Riley (voice of Patrick Warburton) to find Archer, who has been missing since his fiancée was murdered on their wedding day. Rip finds him on a tropical island, but Archer has no interest in leaving.

Mon Sep 14 8:00pm
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part II(Season 3, Episode 2) COMEDY

Part 2 of 3: On the tropical island, Archer has emerged as Pirate King and must deal with it. Meanwhile, his ISIS colleagues keep up their attempts to rescue him. Sort of.

Mon Sep 14 8:30pm
ArcherHeart of Archness: Part III(Season 3, Episode 3) COMEDY

Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape from the Pirate Fortress. Meanwhile, Malory plays hardball in ransom negotiations. Conclusion of a three-part episode.

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  • Birth Place: Atlanta, Georgia, United States
  • Birthday: April 4, 1964, Aries
  • Profession: Actor, Comedian, Writer
  • User Rating:3.69 out of 5 (16 ratings)
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