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CSI: Innsbruck? Caruso Stalker Wanted in Austria | Today's News: Our Take | 4/16/2008
Forensics are definitely needed in Innsbruck, Austria, to find a woman who failed to appear in court on charges that she has been stalking CSI: Miami star David Caruso. According to authorities, the 41-year-old suspect, from Tyrol, Austria, has sent more than 100 letters to Caruso, including death threats when he allegedly refused to sign an autograph. The threat read, in part, "I will locate you and your ugly Latina tramp and kill you." It has not been determined who the "tramp" in question... read more
Reader's Jeer of the Week: CSI: Miami Vices | Cheers & Jeers | 4/4/2008
Posted by tvFANtastic...Jeers to CSI: Miami for being increasingly ridiculous every episode. It's like some test to see how many outlandish storylines and how much terrible acting (I'm looking at you, David Caruso) the viewers will take. The thing with Calleigh? Puh-lease. And extraditing Horatio to Brazil, just to release him like wild game? Maybe he can strap on some skis and jump the shark all the way back to Miami. Respect your viewers!• For more Cheers & Jeers, check out the new... read more
Jeers: CSI: Miami's New Showgirl | Cheers & Jeers | 1/15/2008
Jeers to CSI: Miami for ludicrously miscasting Elizabeth Berkley as the mother of Horatio Caine's creepy teenage doppelgänger. Just when she'd finally put the twin ignominies of Saved by the Bell and Showgirls behind her, the glassy-eyed actress delivered a performance so stiff and artificial, she made David Caruso (who's rapidly turning into the new Hasselhoff) seem like Daniel Day-Lewis. Speaking of surrealism, what was with the visual gimmick that made the entire episode look like it... read more
Samantha Who?, Oprah Backs Obama & More! | Today's Top Videos | 12/10/2007
Samantha Tries to Match Her Carpet and DrapesAll Samantha wants to do is get everything ready for her big night with Kevin, but when her well-intentioned friend Dena suggests she have her "carpet match her drapes," she mistakenly assumes that all this innocent phrase means is to match your bra and panties. Whoops. Hopefully Sam doesn't share her fun new term with anyone else — like, say, her ex — cuz that'd be really embarrassing. Oh wait, she does!Watch it now! | More online... read more
Twenty Things I Learned This Past TV Season | TV Matt'rs | 5/23/2007
1. I learned how to type "Isaiah" correctly on the first try. (Yeah, that lesson became kind of imperative.)2. I learned that creating a keyboard shortcut for "from O.C. creator Josh Schwartz" would have saved me loads of time come pilot season.3. I learned that no matter how you ask, no matter which one you are talking to, you will never get an American Idol castoff to pick their favorite to win. Good manners, you say? Top-secret contract clause, I theorize.4. I learned that unless a new... read more
CBS Upfront Coverage | First Look: Hottest Fall TV | 5/17/2007
3:53: CBS is young and hip — and the net's got a DJ spinning records in front of the stage to prove it!3:57: You haven't lived until you've heard CBS' NFL theme song remixed with "We Will Rock You."4:01: Showtime! Oooh, we're starting with a musical number! A reggae group is welcoming us with a song about the Upfronts.4:05: Ladies and gentleman, make way for King Les Moonves!!4:10: "For the fifth year in a row, CBS is America's most watched network," Les proclaims. So humble, that one.... read more
May 14, 2007: Y? | CSI: Miami | 5/15/2007
Well, it was no, “We’re going to Brazil.” In fact, it didn’t even feel like a season finale. Where was the cliff-hanger? Where was the oh-my-god moment? It’s a sad indicator of the state of CSI: Miami when the scariest aspects of an episode are the fashions. Was there ever a more disturbing haircut than that sported by Mama Wade? And was Ryan wearing a pseudo-Members Only jacket? It’s depressing, really, because this one had potential. In the end, both Lucas and... read more
May 7, 2007: Cry, Wolfe | CSI: Miami | 5/8/2007
Here comes the new Wolfe, same as the old Wolfe. Talk about giving someone the benefit of the doubt. After the list of grievances Calleigh gave early in the episode (just to add to my list from last week), it turned out that all Ryan needed to do was admit the error of his ways while he was live on the air, and subsequently apologize directly to Horatio. If only everyone were so forgiving.The crime was a vehicle to serve up Ryan’s redemption, and as such, was mostly a yawner. As always,... read more
April 30, 2007: I Fell into a Burning Ring of Fire | CSI: Miami | 5/1/2007
Let’s get the simple stuff out of the way first: Everyone was guilty of something. Claire dumped the gasoline to frame Anthony (her ex-boyfriend), who then sent Ron Cramer after her anyway, and Ron accidentally created the catalyst for the fire to start. Oh, and Ryan got fired for owing money to Michael Lipton. (Sidenote: I have a good family friend named Michael Lipton. Remember that episode of The Simpsons where a TV character has the same name as Homer? That’s how exciting this was... read more
April 23, 2007: Marriage, Revisited | CSI: Miami | 4/24/2007
I knew this episode was headed somewhere fun when our opening Horatio-ism was, “Welcome… to the divorce… of the future.” After I stopped laughing, I considered the fact that we had already seen a house with lasers, Kelly Carlson with a chainsaw, and a personal trainer named Mandi. What more does one need in a pre-credits sequence? Nothing, that’s what.As always, for those who might have missed the big reveal, Hank and Laurie jointly killed Hank’s lawyer when they... read more
April 16, 2007: They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab | CSI: Miami | 4/17/2007
When Law & Order does ripped-from-the-headlines, it is so stunningly similar to real events that the disclaimers at the beginning and end seem superfluous. When CSI: Miami does the same, they take three weeks worth of Us Weekly, stick it in a blender, and see which elements survive. It makes me recall the Paris-Nicole rip-off from last year, where one of the girls ended up electrocuted in the tub by her assistant.What did we have this week? The actor from a podunk town made into a sex... read more
April 9, 2007: Little Big Caine | CSI: Miami | 4/10/2007
Just to get this out of the way, was there ever a more nonsensical piece of dialogue than, “Harassment is not without its consequences/My team thrives on consequences”? I’m serious. What does that mean? How can one thrive on consequences?I have to admit to being slightly uncomfortable with this episode. Did we really have to have a Native American scalping someone as retribution? Granted, this Doug Lansing fellow did not seem to be the most altruistic person, but… scalping?... read more
Does Babies "R" Us Carry Tiny Little Sunglasses? | Today's News: Our Take | 3/28/2007
CSI: Miami star David Caruso and his girlfriend Liza Marquez are expecting a second child, TV Guide has learned. The couple are already parents to an 18-month-old son, Marquez Anthony. read more
March 19, 2007: Nature’s Clones | CSI: Miami | 3/20/2007
Just take a moment and imagine how awesome it would have been had the CBS promos department not totally ruined the twist on this episode? When Beth Selby (aka Leslie Bibb No. 3) showed up 15 minutes before the end, it was less than shocking. Nevertheless, I was thoroughly creeped out.The whole conceit is kind of disturbing (if not downright unhygienic!): triplets who exchange everything in their lives to the point where they’re really all living one life. You marry one (Ashley), impregnate... read more
February 26, 2007: But He Stole My Pic-a-nic Basket | CSI: Miami | 2/27/2007
OK, let’s work this one out together. Of the three men on the “mancation” — sidenote: has anyone in the history of anything ever called a vacation a mancation? Or am I tragically unhip? — the one who wasn’t Dennis or Rob (but whose name I never caught) killed Tess, and Dennis killed the bodyguard Rocko. Then he got nervous and wanted to call the cops, so Rob and not-Rob smeared Dennis’ vest with vanilla bought from the man from Deliverance so that the only... read more
February 19, 2007: The Average Punch Is Under 20 MPH | CSI: Miami | 2/20/2007
Why is Delko back so soon? It seemed to be the question on everyone’s mind this episode — including his. He even said, “I came back too soon.” Well, yeah. I suppose it’s one thing to not have a scar or any swelling after getting shot in the neck, but it’s another to not even be limping after getting shot in the leg. If House has taught me anything, it’s that you don’t come back that easily from a leg injury. I nitpick because I love.I liked this episode.... read more
February 12, 2007: I Will. Kill You. Clavo. | CSI: Miami | 2/13/2007
This past week I stayed away from all the spoilers I came across so that I could give you my honest reaction to however Delko’s situation played out — not an easy task for me, as I pretty much live for spoilers. What is my honest reaction, you ask? What the frak?! Frakity frak frak. Not to sound callous or anything here, but wouldn’t it have just been kinder to kill this guy off? Yes, we have a very much alive Delko, but one who also has significant memory loss (the go-to plot... read more
February 5, 2007: I’m Gonna Be Fine | CSI: Miami | 2/6/2007
Please look at the title of this entry. If you are a police officer and you’ve been shot, you are never, ever, ever, ever to say this. Ever. Even though Delko's getting shot was the worst kept secret on tvguide.com, I certainly wasn’t expecting it to be anything like it was. Dare I say, CSI: Miami is giving us suspense again? When he got shot in the leg, I figured that was it. And then he just had to go and say, “I’m gonna be fine.” Horatio didn’t even have any... read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 2/5/2007
Every once in a while, David Caruso will come upon an early episode of CSI: Miami on A&E and just shake his head. "We're read more
January 22, 2007: We Both Try to Make Miami a Better Place | CSI: Miami | 1/23/2007
I got so excited when I read the description of tonight’s episode and found out that it involved Frank and a land mine. I was then crushed when I found out that it was not going to be an emotionally wrenching hour of bomb-squad awesomeness à la Grey's Anatomy, nor perhaps a friendship forged around a certain death due to a subway accident (we miss you and your Baltimore ways, Frank Pembleton of Homicide: Life on the Street). Instead, I learned to stay away from con artists and... read more
January 8, 2007: When the Shoe’s on the Other Foot | CSI: Miami | 1/9/2007
And so we say goodbye to deliciously creepy Nick Townsend. He is survived by his ex-wife, Natalia Boa Vista, who had him put in jail. His apartment had been described as “Grand Central Station, with women coming in and out,” but he had many other redeeming characteristics as well, such as stealing and stalking. Upon further consideration, he had no redeeming characteristics whatsoever, except that he was just basically awesome. I, for one, will miss him and his alter ego, Rob Estes.... read more
December 11, 2006: Do Me a Favor, Be Seen and Not Heard | CSI: Miami | 12/16/2006
I certainly spent more than my fair share of time in the state of Florida on Thursday waiting for my massively delayed flight to leave (again, apologies for not getting this up earlier!), and yet I could not wait to get home and see it again onscreen. Luckily, I wasn’t nearly as disappointed by this episode as I expected to be when I saw it opening with Sonya, the gorgeous lady terrorist. Once I got past the fact that that courtroom was larger and sunnier than any I had ever been in... read more
November 27, 2006: Semper Fi | CSI: Miami | 11/28/2006
Yes! We got the triumphant return of Rob Estes as Natalia’s ex-husband, and it happened not a moment too soon. That all-too-brief scene was definitely the highlight of last night’s episode. The exchange between Maxine and Natalia after he asked out Maxine was too priceless. “Are you mad?” “Not at you.” Is no friendship sacred? (I guess that if Denise Richards can steal Ritchie Sambora away from Heather Locklear, then there’s no hope for us mere mortals.)What... read more
November 20, 2006: I Cannot Believe I Took a Bullet for You | CSI: Miami | 11/21/2006
"Going, Going, Gone," was certainly comprehensive, and, for the most part, it was actually pretty good. Before I get to the last 10 minutes, I’d like to say that the first plotline that was introduced was a nice change of pace from what we’ve had lately. It was a straight-up boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl, boy-kills-girl story that make up the better episodes of this show. Rebecca had simply outgrown her fiancé, and so he stabbed her with a letter opener. However, we did finally... read more
November 13, 2006: Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer | CSI: Miami | 11/14/2006
I feel bad saying that this was a mediocre episode after having seen all those pictures at the end of the women on whom this story was based. However, that doesn’t change the facts, as any good CSI knows. Part of the problem was the fact that it was completely unbelievable that the powers that be would allow Natalia to stay on the case, once it was discovered that her sister was involved. If this were any other show, she would have been thrown off the investigation, because such a personal... read more
November 6, 2006: Jet Set | CSI: Miami | 11/7/2006
So, in the wake of “Burn, baby, burn” from two weeks ago, we got exploding cars yet again. We also had plenty of questionable plot points. First off, I’m not totally sure I can believe that even our vaunted Miami-Dade CSIs can identify jet fuel purely by the smell. Secondly, they solved that whole murder in less than 24 hours? Wow. I didn’t even realize this until they were running the call log on the dismantled phone/hydraulic transmitter and said that this week’s... read more
October 23, 2006: I Ain't Got No Santeria.... | CSI: Miami | 10/24/2006
As if murder isn’t creepy enough, CSI: Miami decided to give us a full-blown Halloween episode this week. Delco pretty much summed up the plotline when he said, “We have a golf club, a coffin and signs of a struggle.” Poor Alyssa. Her boyfriend and her best friend decided to kill her over a work-related snub and a whole lot of gold in a burial plot. I liked that for the first time on this show (at least in my watching), the criminal got away with her crime and no one went after... read more
October 16, 2006: The Art of Popping a Bloater | CSI: Miami | 10/17/2006
CSI: Miami is back. It was very nice to focus on one murder without branching off into too many different directions. Even the secondary investigation (that of Marta) seemed to grow much more organically out of the main case than any of the subplots did last week. I was also a little surprised (in a good way) to see the show tackle a sensitive political issue — eminent domain — instead of the young rich kid story lines we saw so much of last season. I have to say that I’m not... read more
October 9, 2006: Where's Tyra When You Need Her? | CSI: Miami | 10/10/2006
I have to admit that this week’s episode left me cold — dead cold, as Horatio might say. What’s fun about CSI: Miami is that it’s so over-the-top about the Miami money and celebrity culture; unfortunately, male models are not a culture I care about all that much. The whole story line almost seemed more like an excuse to introduce the subplot about Natalia’s abusive ex-husband than a fully formed idea in and of itself. In fact, it felt a little like "America’s Next... read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 5/1/2006
Are Horatio Caine and Marisol Delko heading for a wedding on CBS' read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 1/1/2006
During read more
One Deranged Killer Torments Two CSIs | TV Guide Interviews & Features | 11/7/2005
Anyone who wants a free ? albeit rather blood-soaked ? trip from the Sunshine State to gritty New read more
Today's News: My Take | 9/14/2005
President Bush's last-minute address to the nation tonight is wreaking havoc on the network's primetime read more
Ask Ausiello | 7/13/2005
OK, so CSI: Miami fans waited for this Horatio-Yelina thing to develop into something and then she took off wi read more
Today's News: My Take | 2/9/2005
David Caruso has another rotting corpse on his hands: The CSI: Miami star's eight-year marriage is dead. Margaret Caruso read more
Tsunami's Wake Pulls Episodes | TV Guide Interviews & Features | 1/19/2005
If you missed CSI: Miami's tidal-wave episode in November, you won't catch it again soon. In the aftermath of the real-life tragedy in Southeast Asia, the network has no plans to rerun the 90-minute "Crime Wave," in which Horatio Caine (David Caruso) and Co. investigate two murders as a tsunami engulfs the city's beaches. "We would never be so insensitive," says a network source. CSI: Miami's makers agree: "If it would remind one person of all the lives that were lost, it's not worth it," a ... read more
The Watercooler | 1/7/2005
Joey Joey says he's circling the airport but that his costar has given him permission to land. My question: Who gave Mr read more
The Watercooler | 1/4/2005
Who's Your Daddy? Here's my question: If the real father doesn't win any money, what stops him from subtly tipping off read more
Today's News: My Take | 12/16/2004
So much for Andy's happy ending on NYPD Blue. Despite an Internet campaign being waged by Andy/Connie fans, a Blue spoke read more
Roush Dispatch | 11/12/2004
Some thoughts on a particularly busy week of the November sweeps: Unquestionably the toughest call was Thursday at 10 read more
The Watercooler | 11/4/2004
Lost How addicted am I to Lost? So addicted that I'll even forgive J.J. Abrams & Co. the cheesy moth symbolism that the read more
The Watercooler | 10/19/2004
The Benefactor So, are random acts of kindness really random and truly kind if they're motivated by a million-dollar pr read more
Today's News: My Take | 10/18/2004
Christina Chang, best known for her role as ADA Sandy Chang on ABC's recent Dragnet update, is joining the cast of CSI: read more
Today's News: My Take | 10/15/2004
Christina Chang, best known for her role as ADA Sandy Chang on ABC's recent Dragnet update, is joining the cast of CSI: read more
Ask Matt | 9/27/2004
Question: When I saw CSI: Miami's preview announcing that one of the characters would die, I was expecting the same loss read more
The Watercooler | 9/21/2004
North Shore Shannen Doherty arrives at the Grand Waimea and wastes no time paying homage to the network and series that read more
Ask Matt | 8/23/2004
Question: Not a question, a statement. Having been a fan of CSI since the beginning, I've traded my loyalty to the Miami read more
The Watercooler | 6/15/2004
North Shore "I'll make you a deal," hot but jilted hotel manager Jason says to his ex, Nicole. "I keep Oahu and you can read more
The Watercooler | 2/3/2004
Office Space Guess what's on Comedy Central again tonight. For, like the thousandth time. If I'd known they were going read more
The Watercooler | 1/2/2004
Dinner for Five It's dinner. Really nice chow. Yet the guests (tonight's A-list diners include Katie Holmes and Sean read more
The Watercooler | 12/30/2003
Life of Luxury Usually, I find it hard to sympathize with the travails of millionaires and billionaires, but it can' read more
The Watercooler | 10/14/2003
Dinner for Five It's dinner. Really nice chow. Yet the guests (tonight's A-list diners include Katie Holmes and Sean read more
The Watercooler | 10/7/2003
Fear Factor Life is truly not fair. Proof: Krisandra ate live African cave-dwelling spiders for nothing. She didn't win read more
Today's News: My Take | 8/28/2003
Star Wars bit player Jimmy Smits is heading back to the small screen in search of another meaty role. According to The H read more
Ask Matt | 8/27/2003
Question: Okay, I am completely confused here and would love your expert opinion about the Everybody Loves Raymond situa read more
Ask Matt | 8/25/2003
Question: Okay, I am completely confused here and would love your expert opinion about the Everybody Loves Raymond situa read more
Ask Matt | 3/17/2003
Question: If they start up another spinoff of CSI (and New Orleans seems like a great location), I was thinking Joe Mort read more
Televisionary | 12/10/2002
Question: When and for how long was Sherry Stringfield on NYPD Blue? Televisionary: ER's Stringfield played attorney Lau read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 10/8/2002
When Julianna Margulies exited her role as ER's Nurse Carol Hathaway in 2000, the world was stunned this curly-tressed s read more
Ask Matt | 10/7/2002
Question: I missed the premiere of CSI: Miami last week but caught the second episode last night. I must say that the ch read more
Roush Review | 10/7/2002
The morgue the merrier. Any worries that CBS's CSI brand would be diluted by the spin-off CSI: Miami (Mondays, 10 pm/ET) read more
Ask Matt | 10/7/2002
Question: I missed the premiere of CSI: Miami last week but caught the second episode last night. I must say that the ch read more
Ask Matt | 9/23/2002
Question: Just wondering if Philly is off the air since Kim Delaney is now on CSI: Miami? We enjoyed the show. — Lor read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 9/10/2002
Despite their similar-sounding titles, it's unlikely that TV viewers will confuse CSI: Miami with Good Morning, Miami. T read more
Televisionary | 9/3/2002
Question: I saw a promo for CSI: Miami and the girl looked like Kim Delaney. Isn't Philly coming back? — John N., Be read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 7/17/2002
What's the biggest difference between CBS's powerhouse forensics drama CSI and the network's upcoming fall spinoff CSI: read more
Today's News: My Take | 7/17/2002
David Caruso has had nearly a decade to think about his controversial exit from NYPD Blue, and he now confesses that, we read more
Today's News: My Take | 7/16/2002
David Caruso has had nearly a decade to think about his controversial exit from NYPD Blue, and he now confesses that, we read more
Today's News: My Take | 6/24/2002
Former NYPD Blue Emmy winner Kim Delaney wasn't out of work for long. The actress — whose freshman legal drama, Phil read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 5/9/2002
On tonight's ER — airing 10 pm/ET on NBC — many ex-cast members are expected to return for the farewell of Dr. M read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 4/23/2002
Talk about life, and death, mirroring art. On April 8, Valerie Schields — location manager for the new CSI spinoff C read more
Today's News: My Take | 4/1/2002
Former NYPD Blue star David Caruso has been cast in the upcoming CBS series CSI: Miami, reports Variety. The show's ense read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 12/14/2000
David Caruso, whose career crashed and burned after he deserted NYPD Blue in 1994 for the big screen, has one word to de read more
TV Guide Interviews & Features | 4/12/2000
Ever wonder if actors check out web shrines devoted to them? Dharma and Greg's Jenna Elfman proudly admits that she do read more