
David Caruso
A woman who sent a death threat to David Caruso has been sentenced to seven months in psychiatric prison by an Austrian court, the Associated Press reports.
Prosecutors said Heidimarie Schnitzer, 42, sent more than 100 letters to the CSI: Miami star, including one ...
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David Caruso
David Caruso's ex-girlfriend and the mother of his two children claims the CSI: Miami star emotionally abused her during their relationship, and accuses him of "raising his hand" to her during her second pregnancy and keeping a stash of 1970s porn in his bedroom.
Liza Marquez is suing Caruso for fraud, breach of their settlement agreement and emotional distress, according to papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court Thursday.
The office of Marquez's attorney confirmed the lawsuit to TVGuide.com, but offered no further comment.
Marquez claims in the suit that Caruso, whom she says she met in 2004, promised to ...
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David Caruso
Police officers in Tijuana, Mexico, have detained an Austrian woman accused of stalking David Caruso.
The 42-year-old suspect previously had been charged with stalking and threatening to kill the CSI: Miami star, but failed to show up for her July 2007 trial. Since then, she is believed to have been on the run, with laptop in tow.
Austrian prosecutors tell the Associated Press that the woman in question sent Caruso more than 100 letters, and pursued him for an autograph. When Caruso refused to oblige her request, she targeted him with death threats ...
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In terms of one-liners and such this episode was pretty much the most jam-packed of the season Ill try to sum up the plot as quick as I can so we can get to as many funny moments as possible Things got started where they left off Billie was being a shrew and Earl tried his best to deal with it Wondering why karma gave him a raw deal Earl set about trying to find a solution He decided to throw himself full-throttle into working on the list after realizing that working hard was how his own father had dealt with his mothers quirks over the years However this brought him face-to-angry-face with other women who were not so happy with him namely Joy and Didi the one-legged girl After crossing them both off of his list Didis finally off after all this time Billie starts being a little nicer Earl figures that if he corrects all the misdeeds hes committed against women karma will reward him with a happy marriage This brings him to 204 Seduced Seven Virgins E
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David Caruso by Jun Sato/WireImage.com
Forensics are definitely needed in Innsbruck, Austria, to find a woman who failed to appear in court on charges that she has been stalking CSI: Miami star David Caruso. According to authorities, the 41-year-old suspect, from Tyrol, Austria, has sent more than 100 letters to Caruso, including death threats when he allegedly refused to sign an autograph. The threat read, in part, "I will locate you and your ugly Latina tramp and kill you." It has not been determined who the "tramp" in question might be, but it could be referring to Alana De La Garza, who played Caruso's CSI wife until the character was killed off.The suspect's absence in court Wednesday was not the first time she's gone MIA; she also did not show up for a July 2007 court date. A court-appointed psychiatrist testified that the stalker has been diagnosed with a "profound personality disorder." Local media, meanwhile, are milking the show's title for case coverage, dubbing the woman-hunt "CSI: Innsbruck." Think this stal...
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David Caruso by Cliff Lipson/CBS
Posted by tvFANtastic...Jeers to CSI: Miami for being increasingly ridiculous every episode. It's like some test to see how many outlandish storylines and how much terrible acting (I'm looking at you, David Caruso) the viewers will take. The thing with Calleigh? Puh-lease. And extraditing Horatio to Brazil, just to release him like wild game? Maybe he can strap on some skis and jump the shark all the way back to Miami. Respect your viewers! For more Cheers & Jeers, check out the new vodcast. Share your own raves and rants about other shows on the Reader Cheers & Jeers discussion board. We may feature your Cheer or Jeer on TVGuide.com or in TV Guide magazine!
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Elizabeth Berkley and David Caruso by Ron P. Jaffe/CBS
Jeers to CSI: Miami for ludicrously miscasting Elizabeth Berkley as the mother of Horatio Caine's creepy teenage doppelgänger. Just when she'd finally put the twin ignominies of Saved by the Bell and Showgirls behind her, the glassy-eyed actress delivered a performance so stiff and artificial, she made David Caruso (who's rapidly turning into the new Hasselhoff) seem like Daniel Day-Lewis. Speaking of surrealism, what was with the visual gimmick that made the entire episode look like it was shot inside a beehive? This show gets weirder every week. It used to be watchable; now it's the TV equivalent of the Miami Dolphins. Read and react to Bruce's opinions on The Wire, CSI and more! Share your own raves and rants about other shows on the Reader Cheers & Jeers discussion board. We may feature your Cheer or Jeer on TVGuide.com or in TV Guide magazine!
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Samantha Tries to Match Her Carpet and DrapesAll Samantha wants to do is get everything ready for her big night with Kevin, but when her well-intentioned friend Dena suggests she have her "carpet match her drapes," she mistakenly assumes that all this innocent phrase means is to match your bra and panties. Whoops. Hopefully Sam doesn't share her fun new term with anyone else like, say, her ex cuz that'd be really embarrassing. Oh wait, she does!Watch it now! | More online videosOprah Backs ObamaWell, it's no mystery who Oprah will be voting for in '08! At a campaign rally in Iowa on Saturday, the talk-show queen described campaigning for this presidential candidate as "very, very personal." With Winfrey appearing at rallies in South Carolina and New Hampshire as well, the only question now is will this "Double O" tour take the nation by storm? In less than a year we'll find out. More online videosSay Bye-Bye to Ted's Tramp-Stamp So sad
after all the joy everyone ...
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1. I learned how to type "Isaiah" correctly on the first try. (Yeah, that lesson became kind of imperative.)2. I learned that creating a keyboard shortcut for "from O.C. creator Josh Schwartz" would have saved me loads of time come pilot season.3. I learned that no matter how you ask, no matter which one you are talking to, you will never get an American Idol castoff to pick their favorite to win. Good manners, you say? Top-secret contract clause, I theorize.4. I learned that unless a new series holds onto about 10 million viewers, it's a goner. (Unless it's a kickass comedy starring Tina Fey or the stellar Friday Night Lights.)5. I learned that Rob Lowe simply doesn't age.6. I learned how to spell Dannielynn. Boy, did I.7. I (or rather my e-mail box) learned that Supernatural fans really, really, really want to see Sam and Dean hug.8. I learned that the show you could never imagine cutting from your play list, you actually can, and with little pain. Case in point: Desperate Housewi...
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3:53: CBS is young and hip and the net's got a DJ spinning records in front of the stage to prove it!3:57: You haven't lived until you've heard CBS' NFL theme song remixed with "We Will Rock You."4:01: Showtime! Oooh, we're starting with a musical number! A reggae group is welcoming us with a song about the Upfronts.4:05: Ladies and gentleman, make way for King Les Moonves!!4:10: "For the fifth year in a row, CBS is America's most watched network," Les proclaims. So humble, that one. 4:15: Les introduces a YouTube clip that a fan compiled featuring David Caruso's endless one-liners from CSI: Miami. Funny stuff. Michael AusielloFor more of Mike's minute-by-minute coverage of the upfront presentation, click here.
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