David Adams

Expired -- A strange couple meets in the dressing room of a Lingerie store for their Thursday's quickie. They have being married for ten years. They have two children... and this is going to be their last Thursday... Their next appointment will be in court...

Little Women -- Winona Ryder lights up the screen in this classic story of love and family devotion.

The story of Claire, an unimposing, sweet-tempered meter maid whose sheltered existence with her stroke-afflicted mother is jolted when she meets Jay, a troubled fellow parking officer. As Claire tentatively emerges from her shell and emotionally stunted Jay jumps in with gusto, their love affair becomes an awkward and often hilarious dance of antagonism and attraction, as Claire must decide whether to engage or pull away.

Clearly inspired by the provoking humor of "South Park," this dark, cheeky satire loosely based on a video game of the same name centers on jobless trailer-park resident Dude (Zack Ward) and his ethically challenged Uncle Dave (Dave Foley), who are desperate for cash. The men cook up a scheme to pinch a shipment of Krotchy dolls and sell them on eBay. Unfortunately, Al-Qaeda has the same idea ... but plans to lace the toys with avian flu.

Claire (Samantha Morton) lives a sheltered life, taking care of her invalid mother and working as a traffic enforcement officer. When she meets the equally shy Jay (Jason Patric), the pair falls in love. This is the first intimate relationship for both of them, opening the door for awkwardness and fear, tenderness and hilarity. Documentarian and award-winning filmmaker Cecilia Miniucchi makes her feature debut with this achingly honest romance.

Prepare yourself for the hilarious, laugh-packed comedy "Postal," the irreverent and outrageous film based on the popular video game. After a clueless slacker named the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) loses his job, he joins his shady Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) and a bevy of big-breasted, scantily-clad female cult followers in a scheme to steal a shipment of hot new toys. But first they must foil a band of ruthless terrorists - led by none other than Osama Bin Laden - and save the world from destruction in this offensive, mayhem-ridden laugh riot that threatens the very limits of common decency.

The second of Zucker-Abraham-Zucker's theatrical-feature spoofs (Airplane was the first, discounting the patchwork Kentucky Fried Movie), Top Secret! lampoons practically every film genre. Specifically, however, this is a hybrid of an "Elvis" movie and a World War II "underground resistance" thriller. In his film debut, Val Kilmer plays Nick Rivers, a Presley-like American rock idol sent behind the Iron Curtain on a goodwill tour. Before long, he is involved in a complex espionage scheme thanks to beautiful Lucy Gutteridge, the daughter of a scientist (Michael Gough) held captive by the Communists. Also essential to the action is flamboyant resistance leader Christopher Villiers, who behaves like Victor Mature in Betrayed (1954) and talks like James Mason. Adhering to Z-A-Z's cheerful disregard for people, places and events, the East Germans are depicted as Nazis, while the Underground is comprised of Frenchmen. The plot is mainly an excuse for the Z-A-Z team's fondness for joke-a-minute lampoonery, skewering cinematic targets ranging from The Blue Lagoon (1980) to The Wizard of Oz (1939). As in Z-A-Z's other efforts, Top Secret! scores its biggest yocks when invoking cliches that we never realized were cliches-and falls on its face whenever attempting a too-obvious gag (the biggest clinker: that pigeon statue in the park). Everyone has his or her favorite bits in this film: our faves include the resistance fighter named Deja Vu ("Haven't we met somewhere before?"), Kilmer's horrible nightmare while being tortured (he arrives too late to take final exams), the army-booted cow, the sensitive Pinto, and the East German National Anthem, sung to the tune of the Shorewood (Wisconsin) High School marching song. But let's say no more: comedy of this nature is designed to be seen, not written or read about.

The classic coming-of-age novel comes to the screen in a sterling, energetic presentation - the life and times of the four March sisters as they navigate the travails of growing up. With Kirsten Dunst, Clare Danes, Christian Bale.

The classic coming-of-age novel comes to the screen in a sterling, energetic presentation - the life and times of the four March sisters as they navigate the travails of growing up. With Kirsten Dunst, Clare Danes, Christian Bale.

Winona Ryder lights up the screen in this classic story of love and family devotion.

Louisa May Alcott's classic novel about a family of four young girls raised by their mother after their father leaves for battle as part of the Union Army is brought to the big screen in this adaptation.

Writer Joe Eszterhas ("Basic Instinct," "Flashdance") and producer Ivan Reitman ("Kindergarten Cop," "Ghostbusters") team up in this juvenile adventure about two boys from vastly different backgrounds, a white kid from the suburbs and an inner-city black youth, who find themselves entangled with killers for hire and other mayhem. Featuring Darius McCrary from the TV hit "Family Matters."