Daniel Clark

J.T.'s discovering that selling drugs is something you can't do only once. The dealer he supplied is threatening to rip him apart if he doesn't keep the pills coming. J.T.'s crumbling from the stress and is out of options—now he just wants a way out. Meanwhile, Snake's in Kevlar, and Ms H likes what she sees.

Self-help guru Siggy Floyd is in town promoting his new book "Let's All Be Immature - Embrace Your Inner Two-Year-Old". When the Taylors enter therapy with Siggy, Edward and MaryAnn start to regress and soon all of Eerie is regressing into childhood.

Cosmetics queen Dolores Smith asks Kari to become the Vainglory Girl - the poster girl for a new line of cosmetics, spa treatments, and dolls. Dolores thinks Kari's perfect - so perfect, that her beauty must be preserved forever beneath a plastic coating.

When Mitchell and Stanley are ripped off, they go to the Eerie Examiner to complain. They stumble on a back room, where all the news in Eerie is created before it happens.