Cow and Chicken Blues: Cow and Chicken are blue. Dad sends them next door to a neighbor's place (a backwoods, river delta cabin) where they meet a famous blues singer. He sings them a tale of a heroic Red guy, who lost his pants to a ferocious alligator. Cow and Chicken unmask the blues singer only to find Red in disguise. He had tied up the old blues singer in the back room. Set free, the true blues singer seeks his revenge. The Ballad of Cow and Chicken: Teacher, backed by Flem and Earl, sings a ballad of how Cow and Chicken were chased across the land by the government agent man, Red. Finally, Cow and Chicken ask Red why he's chasing them. It seems Cow dropped Crabs the Warthog back at their house. I.R. Good Salesman: (Weasel) Baboon sells fire door to door. Red follows him selling fire extinguishers. It's all part of an elaborate scam. Weasel follows them both and rebuilds the houses of the victims better than they were before. But, Weasel cannot allow this to continue. watch
Duck, Duck, Chicken: Through the miracles of surgery, Red turns Chicken into a duck. Mom and Dad take Red to court, but their case is over-ruled because if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be a duck. Defeated, Mom and Dad take their new duck home. Meanwhile, Red has put up a duck blind in the front yard...it's duck season. The Great Pantzini: Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to run off and join the circus. Of course, it's a two-bit circus run by Red, the Great Pantzini. Through various idiotic attempts, Red trains them to be part of his circus. However, on opening night, it comes out that Red's a fraud. He's not a circus performer, he's actually a brain surgeon. Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?: Private Detectives Weasel and Baboon investigate the mysterious disappearance of Cow and Chicken as well as their family. Teacher is only half there, and Flem and Earl are only outlines of themselves. It turns out that Red is erasing the competition (literally). He wants a show of his very watch
Ickis is perpetually late for class, so The Gromble hangs a big clock around his neck to remind him to be on time. The Gromble is sick and Simpah, the horrible Cafeteria Monster, has been put in charge of the students. watch