The Cat Empire

I myself do not have any tattoos, nor do I ever plan on getting one. I have nothing against people who get tattoos, it just to me seems like a strange decision to make. It s like getting married young. Do you really want this picture/person with-you/on-your-body for the rest of your life? I can t think of an image or person who I ve met or seen that I would ever seriously consider spending the rest of my life with. I can just see myself getting a getting a tattoo of the Chrysler Building, and then five years later I realize that it s just not as iconic as the Empire State Building, and it doesn t like my jokes anymore, and I ve taken to sleeping on the couch because the goddamn tattoo says it can t sleep with the TV on which is weird because IT DIDN T SEEM TO BE A PROBLEM FIVE YEARS AGO WHEN MAYBE I WAS A BIT THINNER!!! Whoa, let s all cool off for a minute. That got intense. Anyway, this woman you re about to watch is a total wuss about getting a tattoo, and if you re this big of a fraidy-cat (fradiecat?, freightycat?), you have no business getting a tattoo in the first place. They re supposed to represent strength. Or a dragon. Or a skull face. Or a Chinese thing. Which I guess I already covered with the dragon. Thanks, Daily What.