Wed May 6 9:30pm
The Big Bang TheoryThe Thanksgiving Decoupling(Season 7, Episode 9) TBS

Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.

Thu May 7 10:00am
Criminal MindsDivining Rod(Season 7, Episode 21) A&E

A copycat killer emerges in an Oklahoma town after a serial murderer is executed in the state. Meanwhile, Prentiss is anxious over a major real-estate purchase.

Thu May 7 7:15pm
The Shaggy Dog STARZ

A workaholic lawyer (Tim Allen) is magically transformed into a canine in this broad remake of the 1959 Disney fantasy. Kristin Davis, Robert Downey Jr., Zena Grey, Danny Glover. Directed by Brian Robbins.

Fri May 8 3:45pm
The Shaggy Dog STARZ

A workaholic lawyer (Tim Allen) is magically transformed into a canine in this broad remake of the 1959 Disney fantasy. Kristin Davis, Robert Downey Jr., Zena Grey, Danny Glover. Directed by Brian Robbins.

Sat May 9 8:00pm
The Big Bang TheoryThe Table Polarization(Season 7, Episode 16) TBS

Leonard's purchase of a dining-room table for the apartment doesn't sit well with Sheldon, so much so that it forces him to reevaluate his life. Meanwhile, Bernadette isn't quite over the moon about Howard taking another trip to space.

Sun May 10 7:12am
The Golden GirlsA Visit From Little Sven(Season 3, Episode 9) TVLAND

A visit by Rose's naive cousin Sven takes a turn, with Blanche providing the detour; and Sophia's driving lessons are driving Dorothy nuts. Olga: Yvette Heyden. Floyd: Chuck Walling.

Mon May 11 10:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-AirHow I Spent My Summer Vacation(Season 3, Episode 1) NIK

Will returns from a summer in Philly and is kicked out of the mansion for defying Uncle Phil (James Avery). Vivian: Janet Hubert-Whitten. Carlton: Alfonso Ribeiro. Ashley: Tatyana M. Ali.

Wed May 13 1:20pm
16 Blocks MAX

Slam-bang actioner about a burned-out NYPD cop (Bruce Willis) escorting a small-time crook (Mos Def) to a grand-jury panel and dodging dirty cops who want the witness dead.

Sat May 16 6:10pm
16 Blocks MAX

Slam-bang actioner about a burned-out NYPD cop (Bruce Willis) escorting a small-time crook (Mos Def) to a grand-jury panel and dodging dirty cops who want the witness dead.

Sun May 17 3:15am
Predator 2 IFC

An L.A. detective is swamped with cases of gruesome drug-dealer murders that appear to have no evidence at the scenes.

Wed May 20 2:30pm
The MiddleThe Test(Season 3, Episode 5) ABCFAM

Axl's slacker attitude regarding the PSATs angers Frankie, who makes him contemplate his future. Elsewhere, Sue sets her sights on becoming a cheerleader; and Mike wants Brick to defend himself against some school bullies.