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Stardate: the 23rd Century. Retired Starfleet officers James T. Kirk (William Shatner), Montgomery Scott (James Doohan) and Pavel Chekov (Walter Koenig) are guests of honor aboard the newly christened Enterprise-B. A test run takes an unexpected turn, however, when the starship encounters two vessels trapped inside the Nexus, a mysterious energy ribbon. During a perilous rescue attempt, Kirk is swept out into space. Seven decades later, Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) and the crew of Enterprise-D rescue an El Aurian physicist named Soran (Malcolm McDowell). Unbeknownst to Picard, Soran harbors a deadly plan that includes the destruction of the Enterprise and millions of lives. Now Picard's only hope for a future rests within the Nexus...and a legendary captain from the past.

I haven t yet been blessed with a child I can take to the zoo and put in YouTube videos, so far be it from me to make any blanket statements about parenting. That being said, based solely on the laughter in this new lioness-trying-to-eat-a-baby video and last year s classic lioness-trying-to-eat-a-baby video, it seems pretty clear that some part of every mother and father delights in the possibility that a big cat might come close to eating their baby. Oh, and us. I guess the rest of us like it, too. Now, I m not saying anyone would get the giggles if a lion actually ate a baby but just listen to those guffaws. Look at those fangs. The prosecution rests, Your Honor The Internet! (Jezebel)

Here s a video of Barack Obama shooting some impromptu three-pointers at an outdoor court, but it doesn t go so well; he misses four in a row before finally sinking the fifth one, although that s still 20% from behind the arc, which would tie him with Andrew Bynum for 295th in the NBA this season. In terms of presidential three-point-percentages throughout history, those aren t quite Rutherford B-ig Shot Hayes numbers, but they re still respectable. He s more of a points-in-the-paint type president anyway, in the William Taft / Andrew Jackson power-forward mold. As Trey Kerby put it, Miss a bunch then hit the last one to look cool? This guy must be a huge Kobe Bryant fan : (Politico, via @treykerby)

The Dolphins missed their chance at Peyton Manning. They?re next move? Do whatever it takes to sign Matt Flynn. But the Seahawks won?t let them get away with it so easily.

Evolution -- S U B J E C T OF THIS SHORTFILM: The theme of this shortfilm reflects on the idea of the general effectiveness vs. ineffectiveness of censorship. It's also all about the natural law of evolution, the inevitable progress. The film is a declaration of love to a playful approach towards life and a juvenile attitude towards every-day's routine - countering ubiquitous conventions. Finally, the film culminates in an unexpected and never-seen-before twist. All in all its a ROMANTIC COMEDY but also at home in genre SUSPENSE and THRILLER. S Y N O P S I S (short): Tim told his girlfriend Lena that there is something in the wardrobe. Now she is alone and lurks around it all day. Deep in the dark night she can't stand it any more and opens it. The film tells us what she finds in there..

Eye Am -- An auteur driven film within a film, about the process of creation through words, frames, sounds and lights when themes such as alienation, loneliness, exile, spirituality, art and cinema, intertwine together with the three main characters of the film, within the script of the writer, trapped in his writing, being read by one of his characters. Here are the three main characters of the film: A) Financially troubled and yet spirituality enlightened indie filmmaker is trying to wrap up his film when his actor is beaten up in the middle of shooting and he decides to write a new script. B) Ali is an alcoholic, unemployed, educated and poor Iranian immigrant who lives with a few roommates downtown; his only hope was to act in an indie film until he is brutally attacked by one of his roommates in the middle of shooting and ends up with a bloody eye. C) Maryam used to be an actress in her own country and she works as an optometrist now in Toronto. She had completely forgotten about her passion for acting until she finds out about an opportunity to go and audition for the character of Ali s wife, but her husband doesn t want her to act.

David Lavau is a survivor but more importantly a genius. After he swerved off of a California mountain road, his car landed in a canyon. But he wasn t alone! Next to his car was another car in the same predicament. And in the driver s seat? A corpse. It took only FIVE DAYS. FIVE. DAYS. (Read this in the style of Ed Rooney s Nine Times ) for his family to realize he was gone. But once his daughter CHARDONNAY HOOKER was on the case, Dad was found. I m sorry? What s that? Yes. Beauty Maven Marci Robin tweeted me the above image on the most holiest of days, Thanksgiving, and I haven t been able to get it out of my head since. Chardonnay Hooker is the most brilliant name in the English language. I m almost a little jealous of it. Here is video of David s ordeal, and Chardonnay s fabulous bump-it. Not sure what his son s name is, but he s also kind of hilarious around 2:25. Sure, it s a little late, but let s give thanks that a. this guy lived so that b. we could meet Chardonnay Hooker, an actual hero. video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player

Pictures taken in East Berlin a day before the U.S. elections of 2004 are edited and scored into a cacophonic rampage in indication of generational and ideological clashes worldwide. concept and edit€ Ryan B. Wylie sound€ Mitchell T. Hill photography€ Emily Hemeyer

In the series finale, Lisa and her team tackle their most abstract topic yet, humor. Fun, funny, silly zaniness are infused in all aspects of the design world. But how do you describe it when everyone has his or her own opinion? The best bet is for the Lisas to split up and shop for what makes them giggle—And let’s just say they don’t always see eye to eye. Later, Lisa B. and Kelly are off to photograph Harry Allen’s Pig Bank for the book. And where else would you go but to a real pig farm. Thank God for plastic waders! Back at Lisa Robert’s house, the girls test the Tocky alarm clock. Once again Maria is asked to stray outside her comfort zone by falling asleep with a camera in the room. Finally, the book is finished and revealed to all.

A cast of B-movies greats rounds out this story of a troubled teen who discovers his old motorcycle gang is being led by a goody-goody with a different set of rules and a hot moll he definitely doesn t deserve.

The red band trailer for Blood River. Clark and Summer are happily married. Clark is a no-nonsense, conservative, straight down the line American working a good job in some office somewhere. His beautiful wife Summer is a fun-loving, good time girl grown up who still occasionally dreams of being an actress. Problem is, it hasn t really happened for her and now she s four months pregnant, which makes things even harder. It s the summer of 1969 and out in the desert it s as hot as hell. We first meet Summer and Clark as they are driving across California on their way to Arizona to tell Summer s parents the good news about the pregnancy. Stopping at a desolate roadside motel for the night, Summer and Clark meet the enigmatic drifter Joseph. A man who seems mysteriously intrigued by Clark. The following morning, as they drive across the seemingly never ending and desolate desert landscape - they have a blow out. It s a nasty one that sends the car into a massive, near fatal crash. They crawl out of it, hurt but alive, Summer terrified for the well being of her unborn child. Clark realizes that they are likely to die out here. The chance of a passing car out here is minimal at best. The nearest place on the map is the uninviting sounding town of Blood River. A good ten miles away. After a dangerous and difficult hike across an incredibly hostile landscape they arrive, praying for a phone, medical attention and a long cool drink of water. What they find instead is a Ghost town full of abandoned houses and buildings carpeted in sand. All hope is lost. Panicked and stranded, Summer and Clark desperately try to think of what to do next when they suddenly become aware of a mysterious stranger heading their way. Walking in from out of a mirage created by the sweltering heat they realize that it is Joseph, the drifter from the shit-hole motel. Joseph brings food and water and a bottle of Jack. He s friendly and funny and talks endlessly of freedom for the human spirit. He s a b

Volcanic activity frees giant scorpions from the earth who wreak havoc in the rural countryside and eventually threaten Mexico City.