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David Lavau is a survivor but more importantly a genius. After he swerved off of a California mountain road, his car landed in a canyon. But he wasn t alone! Next to his car was another car in the same predicament. And in the driver s seat? A corpse. It took only FIVE DAYS. FIVE. DAYS. (Read this in the style of Ed Rooney s Nine Times ) for his family to realize he was gone. But once his daughter CHARDONNAY HOOKER was on the case, Dad was found. I m sorry? What s that? Yes. Beauty Maven Marci Robin tweeted me the above image on the most holiest of days, Thanksgiving, and I haven t been able to get it out of my head since. Chardonnay Hooker is the most brilliant name in the English language. I m almost a little jealous of it. Here is video of David s ordeal, and Chardonnay s fabulous bump-it. Not sure what his son s name is, but he s also kind of hilarious around 2:25. Sure, it s a little late, but let s give thanks that a. this guy lived so that b. we could meet Chardonnay Hooker, an actual hero. video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player

Pictures taken in East Berlin a day before the U.S. elections of 2004 are edited and scored into a cacophonic rampage in indication of generational and ideological clashes worldwide. concept and edit€ Ryan B. Wylie sound€ Mitchell T. Hill photography€ Emily Hemeyer

In the series finale, Lisa and her team tackle their most abstract topic yet, humor. Fun, funny, silly zaniness are infused in all aspects of the design world. But how do you describe it when everyone has his or her own opinion? The best bet is for the Lisas to split up and shop for what makes them giggle—And let’s just say they don’t always see eye to eye. Later, Lisa B. and Kelly are off to photograph Harry Allen’s Pig Bank for the book. And where else would you go but to a real pig farm. Thank God for plastic waders! Back at Lisa Robert’s house, the girls test the Tocky alarm clock. Once again Maria is asked to stray outside her comfort zone by falling asleep with a camera in the room. Finally, the book is finished and revealed to all.

A cast of B-movies greats rounds out this story of a troubled teen who discovers his old motorcycle gang is being led by a goody-goody with a different set of rules and a hot moll he definitely doesn t deserve.