Brenda Vaccaro

"Johnny On Ice!" Johnny gets buried by an avalanche while snowboarding, and is chiselled out of the ice by a scientist who concludes he's the missing link. Enjoying the free grub and the attentions of the scientist's pretty assistant, Johnny goes along with the ruse until he realizes they're going to dissect his brain. "Robo-Mama!" Mama sends away for a robot mama to take care of Johnny while she's off at a high stakes bingo tournament. When the real Mama returns, the Robo-Mama refuses to relinquish control, declaring to Johnny that she's his real mama. Johnny, not noticing that one of the mamas is made of tungsten, must decide who's telling the truth. "20,000 Leagues Over My Head" Johnny's sucked underwater by a dangerous riptide and ends up being saved by Captain Debbie Nemo, a sexy marine biologist with her own submarine. Johnny agrees to help her in her quest to clean up the world's oceans, but ends up poisoning the water with his hair gel, using live sponges to bathe, and angering a giant squid.

Suffering from loneliness himself, Sean sympathizes with a forlorn client, Diana Lubey (Catherine Deneuve), and agrees to her perverse plastic surgery request. Meanwhile, Christian proposes marriage to Michelle (recurring guest star Sanaa Lathan), but his promiscuous past causes him to question his ability to make a long-term commitment to any woman. And James (recurring guest star Jacqueline Bisset) concocts a plan to use McNamara/Troy's operating room for her own benefit. Recurring guest star Brooke Shields appears as Dr. Faith Wolper. Recurring guest star Mario Lopez appears as Dr. Mike Hamoui. Recurring guest star Rebecca Gayheart appears as Natasha Charles. Recurring guest star Rebecca Metz appears as Abby Mays. Brenda Vaccaro appears as Beatrice. Also available on Netflix, Amazon Instant Video and VUDU

Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan. Steve claims that Roger is his horribly disfigured burn-victim sister in order to gain sympathy points and 'get boob' at the school dance. Also available on iTunes, Netflix, Amazon Instant Video and VUDU

"Johnny Makeover" Johnny’s cartoon is chosen to get a complete makeover from The Cartoon Makeover team: Don Knotts, The Blue Falcon, and “Weird” Al Yankovic. (Don Knotts, Weird Al Yankovic, Gary Owens) "Back on Shaq" Johnny becomes Shaquille O’Neal’s good luck charm after Shaq finds that great things are thrust upon him when he’s touching Johnny.

"Some Walk By Night" Moonlighting's Allyce Beasley and Curtis Armstrong put Johnny in their new reality TV series, "Who wants to star in their own pilot for a prime time series as a detective or a detective’s sidekick?" (Allyce Beasley, Curtis Armstrong, Tentative celeb) "Adam West’s Date-O-Rama" Johnny goes on a reality TV dating show and is hooked up with a super villainess: The Black Widow.

"Wilderness Protection Program" Johnny helps a poor moose on the lamb from the mob by posing as her elephant husband. [Melissa Peterman (Reba)]. "A Page Right Out of History" Prehistoric Johnny meets up with Fred, Barney, and an older Pebbles when Fred reluctantly saves Johnny’s life. (Fred, Barney, Pebbles, Wilma, Betty, Mr. Slate, and Dino).

"The Time of My Life" In a flashback to Johnny's 80's high school days, Johnny tells Little Suzy the story of his first love and how he went from a 98 pound weakling to a super buffed stud. Music by Vince Clarke (Depeche Mode, Yaz, Erasure). "Run Johnny Run" Johnny must run to a date. Basically, he runs a lot.

"It's a Magical Life" Johnny thinks that a magician has turned him invisible and paints the town red with his new found invisibility. Truth be told, Johnny isn’t really invisible. "The Hunk At the End of This Cartoon" Johnny is in fear of his own being when he discovers that there’s a new hunk in town ready to take his place.

"Gray Matters" Johnny must face his mortality when he discovers a gray hair on his perfectly blond head. "Double Vision" While leaving the Make-Up Mega Mart, Johnny mistakenly follows the wrong woman home and thinks that his Mama has gotten an extreme makeover. He doesn’t even miss a beat when he discovers that she has a son, which makes him Johnny’s new brother. [Amy Acker (Angel)].

"That’s Entertainment!" Suzy, Mama, and Donny Osmond create an evening of storytelling when the TV is found broken on TV night. [Donny Osmond, Lea Salonga (Miss Saigon, Tony Award winner)]. "Non, Oui Oui Pour Johnny" Johnny and Mama enlist in a French class after Mama decides that they’re going to vacation in Paris, France.

"Mini JB" Johnny uses a little baby to help him get dates. "Back From the Future" A group of sci-fi nerds stumble upon Johnny and think that he is from the distant past. They decide to put him in hiding until they figure out how to return him to his own era. [Samm Levine (Freaks And Geeks) Danny Strong (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) Amanda Foreman (Felicity, Alias)].

Johnny tries to prove to Mama that he can take care of himself when she leaves him home alone for a week.